Might ask him whatโs worse his 
addiction or his wine addiction 
addiction or his wine addiction 
Jake Quickenden #51 With fags in his pocket & sand on his toes, he'll be a liar wherever he goes!
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๐ฅฑ Yawn boring pair of fuckers, he looks very old today, must of been the fabulous holiday he had 
with miserable Leo ...
Ask him where is the best place to get the good stuff, he might get gifted a bag off the dealer if he tags themMight ask him whatโs worse his
So, been reading here again answering another one of our Fakeys' comments? Who even has a microwave in a utility room anyway? I know I certainly don't and never would because it's unhygienic. Imagine warming up your dinner surrounded by piles of skidmarked old pants and stinking socks etc. The thought makes me feel sick and if a restaurant did that, they would be shut down immediately. Filthy Colchester chavs. Truly disgusting - just like her cooking. 
Or social media.Might ask him whatโs worse his
That bleeping smug face, itโs so punchable.So, been reading here again answering another one of our Fakeys' comments? Who even has a microwave in a utility room anyway? I know I certainly don't and never would because it's unhygienic. Imagine warming up your dinner surrounded by piles of skidmarked old pants and stinking socks etc. The thought makes me feel sick and if a restaurant did that, they would be shut down immediately. Filthy Colchester chavs. Truly disgusting - just like her cooking.
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Favourite part of the holiday? Boring bastard. One's passed out in a food coma and the other one has passed out from all that free wine! 
How much does Ms.Farquuad get per ad does anyone know?
His social media addiction trumps both of them ..Might ask him whatโs worse his
So she didn't get her minge out this time ....Oh boy, having a great night tonight. Flapz is the gift that keeps on giving. The wording, the punctuation errors - it's comedy bleeping gold. Also @PrincessJeanie are these ASA worthy but need copies with her name on?
Thank you Flapz. This had me laughing! Keep drinking that 'mum juice'.
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Off he goes again with his rolling around with unsuspecting men! He loves it.
Second picture is how dry Flapz is!
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Tumbleweed anyone?
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Have they ran out of money for food hence the Hello Fresh adverts 
I've never seen anyone live in the past as much as this bleep
I won skating on ice X years ago
I came second on I'm a supposed celeb y years ago
I had more comebacks than Frank Sinatra on X Factor donkeys years ago....
Dad and Bro yada yada yada.....
Fucks sake, grow up and get a life. But not in the entertainment industry, you've got NO TALENT...
I won skating on ice X years ago
I came second on I'm a supposed celeb y years ago
I had more comebacks than Frank Sinatra on X Factor donkeys years ago....
Dad and Bro yada yada yada.....
Fucks sake, grow up and get a life. But not in the entertainment industry, you've got NO TALENT...
This is a good article. For her follower count, around ยฃ3-400 depending on the brand and that's probably being generous because she's a nobody.
I bet Fakey wishes he was Cristiano Ronaldo with ยฃ1m+ per ad!
How much money can social media influencers make per post?
Did you know that pet influencers are among the highest-paid on Instagram? Gordon Glenister at how engagement and audience reach can affect an influencerโs charge per post
Keep it real
heโs the only man I know in a marriage and family and kids that disappears so much . Thatโs not keeping it real . He doesnโt cook or clean and he leaves them all the time to go gym kickboxing and everything else just to escape the house .No fucker messages himSo, been reading here again answering another one of our Fakeys' comments? Who even has a microwave in a utility room anyway? I know I certainly don't and never would because it's unhygienic. Imagine warming up your dinner surrounded by piles of skidmarked old pants and stinking socks etc. The thought makes me feel sick and if a restaurant did that, they would be shut down immediately. Filthy Colchester chavs. Truly disgusting - just like her cooking.
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he clearly read it here the daft twit he is . He so Wierd Beggy witch at it again she makes me sickIs she on the beg again for clothes stupid stuck up cow.Leo dresses like a woman while she has more tit clothes than anyone could possibly need.Did not get gifted any bikinis so trying again to be giftedView attachment 1873494
swimwear is swimwear who tucking cares just buy it in asos or next but she wonโt because she wants gifted
both skint and beggy itโs teh reason they are so hated
How does she need any new holiday clothes with the amount of times they went away last year?! Also you can get almost anything from Next all year round, and with next day delivery- there you go Flaps, now duck off.Is she on the beg again for clothes stupid stuck up cow.Leo dresses like a woman while she has more tit clothes than anyone could possibly need.Did not get gifted any bikinis so trying again to be gifted
She tried it before Dubai and obviously didnโt work so sheโs trying again. What with him tagging everyone and everything and her constant begging, the two of them are patheticIs she on the beg again for clothes stupid stuck up cow.Leo dresses like a woman while she has more tit clothes than anyone could possibly need.Did not get gifted any bikinis so trying again to be gifted
Do they want to pay for anything themselves? Must be nice to have so little pride and self respect 
Now this picture, tagging in Rayban, is an absolute bleeping belter. They ain't gonna want you as a model bro so stop trying you desperado!!
EPIC PHOTOSHOP FAIL - just look at the over-wonky palm tree. Look at his arm near the palm tree - it's a different size to his other one! His face has had a weapons grade filter on it and so has his stomach. Look at his waist. He's made that so slim that even that woman behind is distorted!
Bro, you should've checked your wedding ring. It's so distorted it looks like its been blown up with a stick of dynamite you mug!
EPIC PHOTOSHOP FAIL - just look at the over-wonky palm tree. Look at his arm near the palm tree - it's a different size to his other one!
His face has had a weapons grade filter on it and so has his stomach. Look at his waist. He's made that so slim that even that woman behind is distorted! Bro, you should've checked your wedding ring. It's so distorted it looks like its been blown up with a stick of dynamite you mug!
I think sheโs wanting a boutique to send her some
I mean she says none will come in time yet online every shop is next day delivery
sheโs basically wanting something from a boutique beggy witch she is
Now this picture, tagging in Rayban, is an absolute bleeping belter. They ain't gonna want you as a model bro so stop trying you desperado!!
EPIC PHOTOSHOP FAIL - just look at the over-wonky palm tree. Look at his arm near the palm tree - it's a different size to his other one!
Bro, you should've checked your wedding ring. It's so distorted it looks like its been blown up with a stick of dynamite you mug!
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Rayban would get a bleeping shock if they thought they were getting this person and then the unfiltered, unphotoshopped Fakey turned upNow this picture, tagging in Rayban, is an absolute bleeping belter. They ain't gonna want you as a model bro so stop trying you desperado!!
EPIC PHOTOSHOP FAIL - just look at the over-wonky palm tree. Look at his arm near the palm tree - it's a different size to his other one!
Bro, you should've checked your wedding ring. It's so distorted it looks like its been blown up with a stick of dynamite you mug!
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Not one line on his face and we have the receipts on here of the podge and that was when he was standing up. Never known anyone look bigger round the tummy when they are standing compared to sitting . What an absolute tool Asking for questions whilst sitting on the toilet. Filthy bleep.
Remember she did an ad for Pour Moi a while ago. I reckon sheโs hoping theyโll send her some freebies and use her for another ad but with swimwear this time. Hope for her sake they didnโt see how she wore her bikinis in IbizaI think sheโs wanting a boutique to send her some
I mean she says none will come in time yet online every shop is next day delivery
sheโs basically wanting something from a boutique beggy witch she is
Depends. Influencers get paid a lot more for grid posts ads than ads on stories. The fact she hasnโt even got 300k followers and her engagement rate is pretty tit sheโs definitely not going to be a massively high earner. Certainly not earning the sort of money that she can afford all the designer gear sheโs supposedly bought
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