You’ve made fakey go cry into his gummiesGuys I honestly couldn’t stop laughing
my husband just walked in the door with three crates of prime for our son
so why people are fighting over it and grabbing them in shops no doubt Jake got his from sophies sister who lives in America
anyway my husbands Work is next door to Asda and because they know him they just told my husband take as many as he wants
I’m stuck with three crates and my son just said “ it taste awfull “You’ve made fakey go cry into his gummies
He’s worn the same Jordan’s for the last two years every single day and his fake Gucci makes an appearance three times a week he’s full of shitHe says he can’t stop buying trainers so why is he always (like with his trousers/shirts) wearing the same ones over and over againThe whole showing off and making out they are loaded is so tedious. They’re sitting in their lounge with a sky box on a table you’d pick up for a £10 from B&M They obviously can’t afford the media wall they spoke about and haven’t managed to blag a free one yet. He’s sold three separate stories to the gutter press in as many days. If you have a career in the ‘industry’ you don’t need to sell stories to the tabloids. I can’t wait to see how their Maldives accommodation measures up to the likes of where the ex Love Islanders and other z listers go.
Sell em to Fakey...I’m stuck with three crates and my son just said “ it taste awfull “
great
He’s worn the same Jordan’s for the last two years every single day and his fake Gucci makes an appearance three times a week he’s full of shit
£100 a bottle fakey message us on tattle if you want itSell em to Fakey...
Bet you the silly cunt would pay that too...on flappys credit card..£100 a bottle fakey message us on tattle if you want it
He's definitely trying to get on the Cashley Cain bandwagon. He's seen how he's scammed and fucked people over and sold his and his daughters soul for cash and fame (If you can call it that!) And he'll be all over it like a rash will old Fakey. He's so desperate..using the dead over and over to stay relevant. So fucking wrong. He's gross!So basically Jake is just “ known “ if you can call it that for being a man who lost a brother and dad . Yes it’s sad but he’s absolutely using this to get noticed it’s vile . His mum lost them aswell a son and a man she was with in the past she doesn’t go to the papers every single week about it !!
how can he not see how bad he’s coming across and the reason for him being jobless . He has no talent he has not done anything in his life at all no career nothing he’s just been on three shows and begged it ever since . He’s worst than ex love island contestant s I mean at least after a year when they realise they are unpopular they fuck off never to be heard about again
he’s just a cling on wanting in his words his big break …. Never going to happen like ever
Or if he’s that skint, for every 1 week he doesn’t post on insta and bore us he can get a free bottleYes £100 and a pac of tic tacs
There is absolutely no chance he will burn himself out, you have to exert yourself to do that!Can’t share the link cos I’m useless like thatbut highlighted a couple of bits in this paragraph that made me laugh
Yes I’m all for thatOr if he’s that skint, for every 1 week he doesn’t post on insta and bore us he can get a free bottle
Not normal at all! The last time I posted my son was one picture Christmas Day saying merry Christmas to all my friends and family. Even “influencers “ I follow don’t post as much as fakey. He’s definitely addicted to social mediai Mean I don’t have Instagram is it normal to film your kid as much as he does like do people do it as much as him ?
Yes I’m all for that
Agreed. Let's hope the wifi is utter shit in the Maldives or that they can't afford it as this will cause a major breakdown.Not normal at all! The last time I posted my son was one picture Christmas Day saying merry Christmas to all my friends and family. Even “influencers “ I follow don’t post as much as fakey. He’s definitely addicted to social media
Noone in the world films their kid as much as this dickhead does!i Mean I don’t have Instagram is it normal to film your kid as much as he does like do people do it as much as him ?
Yes I’m all for that
I’d give him the three crates if he fucks off for a month
Well him & Charlotte Dawson, she's another one. Endless boring reels of their damn kids. The eating ones are the worst, food smeared round their mouths, muck down their clothesNoone in the world films their kid as much as this dickhead does!
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