Jake Quickenden #44 Like a puppet on a string, Tattle can make him do anything!

Sophie been on a bike ride this morning and was out with friends last night so he will be a right nasty prick today!

he’s got a shirt on and a blanket today, must be finally trying to cut down on his electric bill lol.

Lol he can’t be arsed post today (that’s why he’s posted 3 stories after saying this. Ffs does he not see ?

I bet that bald headed scabie infested cunt has got warmish water in that tub, he is such a liar, how would we know !!!!

Oh he has to post z photo with Leo though because he is dad of the year bald prick

It doesn't matter how many times you sit in that barrel of pube soaked Smeg infested water, Win Hof is NOT going to invite you on his programme.
The POINT of it is to get over your fear, not sit in buckets of the fucking stuff all day to get attention...
Is this hook nosed cunt a brain donor, because he's go no fucking clue ...

Staying off lasted longSat dressed like a frog and leave Leo alone he’s not a performing seal.Bit like his weird mum it’s no big deal if you are not coming on no one cares.Is Sophie avoiding the prick other than her ghastly watch and vitamins she’s so boring lol.Can only try and stay relevant while I’m a celeb on then back to z lister skint boring and panto dame

ShowMeThe Money said:

The water in the ice bath how often does it get cleaned out?
I'm assuming that when not in use it is sealed very securely. It's not something I'd want in the garden with a tiny toddler running about.

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You can just tell he wee’s in the water

Can’t be arsed posting today but proceeds to add another 4 stories. Fucking weapon.

Stop letting ya kid snog the fucking cat

If he can piss in the jungle, he can piss in that rotten tub....dirty bald headed fucker....

Rosie_and_Jim said:

Can’t be arsed posting today but proceeds to add another 4 stories. Fucking weapon.

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He's looking for attention from his mid 50s followers gagging for a shag

That is warm water in that tub he gets in no hesitation doesn't even flinch plus he does enough close ups of his chest that you can see he has no goosebumps and much as i hate to mention them no erect nipples either (sorry to put that in your head folks). Reckon he isnt posting as much because he is fucking furious that Soph has gone out and left him with the potato watch closely later folks i will be expecting some passive aggressive comment/behaviour towards her how dare she go out with a friend and leave him at home? Maybe because you're an ugly bald nasty prick

Trouble In the fakey houseNo liking of her last post and she’s been out enjoying herself Not being horrible but why are Leo’s clothes so ugly shit colour and baggy.Are some lovely clothes for kids he always looks so scruffy and grubby See his legs are still brown from Dubai both useless parents.

riddleme89 said:

He's looking for attention from his mid 50s followers gagging for a shag

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That's exactly what a lot of them look like - women of a certain age, the sort who photo themselves with those awful animal snap chat filters. The sort who need to get themselves a life & stop being embarrassing by fawning after a passive aggressive, aging, bald & quite frankly gay cunt.

That sippy cup of Leo's is getting a lot of air time after someone mentioned the other day that he shouldn't be on a bottle anymore

Joon said:

I bet that bald headed scabie infested cunt has got warmish water in that tub, he is such a liar, how would we know !!!!

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Just right for Legionnaires Disease

Sarivng2022 said:

That sippy cup of Leo's is getting a lot of air time after someone mentioned the other day that he shouldn't be on a bottle anymore

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That was me!!!! About time he had a sippy cup. He's nearly two!!!

So Flapz has got on her bike today (literally). How will Fakey cope? Is that finally a helmet I see?


Yeah nice one you fool. Encouraging your child to run around the kitchen. Watch the moment when NikNak has a close shave with the sharp corner of the table. My God how close was that!


I swear to God on that clip last night in the 'ice bath' I saw heat vapour coming off that water. I think its not icey water. We want to see the thermostat Fakey. You're a fraud! I bet that water is stagnant too and while I'm at it, put some bottoms on that kid.






I knew I saw heat vapour. There's a temperature control from 15° - another fake claim as he's probably got it on the highest temperature. If he was getting in an ice cold bath he wouldn't be eyefucking himself with his phone, let alone filming it. Here's a similar ice bath from the same company. Every time now he gets in that ice bath, we know the truth!!!

Same @CrazyBaldhead ! When he did a video in the ice bath the other night I thought "Is that steam coming off the water?!". He wouldn't put hot water in it because it would absolutely billow steam outdoors but I reckon it's lukewarm water. He never flinches whilst getting in and looks pretty happy and comfy in it like he's in a hot tub. Don't believe that's ice cold, not one bit. It's just an excuse for him to prance around in his tiny pants. Fuck knows what the neighbours must make of all the shite they see out their window.


ETA - like @VC10 said, Legionnaire's disease is beckoning.

So with all the early Black Friday deals and discounts and the actual Back Friday what is Lord F going to do with herself? no discount codes of her own, bombard us with Black Friday aff links?

Also not buying their fake fighting, again its attention seeking. She obviously wasn’t out for very long if shes up and going on a cycle??? Id be still out or dying with a hangover for 3 days minimum so this all seems a bit contrived to me, they are both in on scheming and plotting everything together, no doubt he is the instigator but she happily plays along with his theatrical bullshit.

He wants Tattle to think they are fighting and Tattle to think “Poor Sophie ” that way in his twisted narcissistic brain he’s in control and is “winning” the game he plays with Tattle because he has no other way of stopping the threads but he can “sway” the discussions.

He’s a weirdo and Tattle is a game to him but he must be in “control” and “winning”all the time and lead the Tattlers discussions, albeit he can’t “control” everything thats discussed like any podcasts or interviews or events he goes to, of course we can rip the piss out of him that way but then his come back at what we have been ripping the piss out of is to make up false narratives and we discuss that but is doesn’t bother him because he knows it’s untrue because he has instigated it. Basically he a psychopath!

No wonder Jake didn’t post anything from Friday he was complete blanked
on The battle of the balls page not one picture of Jake but loads of the other lads
also noticed they was all sat at tables on the stories from Friday and Jake was on the side sat on his own looking depressed