Jake Quickenden #43 Beggy McBeg's not right in the head. Do us a favour and get off our thread!

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So zelda saying it’s a regular slot him begging on Twitter fingers crossed it’s not .Funny how she never talks about tit head other than to act like a old star struck fan sad woman
If it was a regular spot why is he on Twitter blowing smoke up Toffs arse and tagging in this morning and I’m a celeb, if he’d already got the job? Let’s remember Zelda is as economical with the truth as her son and his wife
 
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Flappy quiet bet she’s pissed he looked so happy with his new side kick in the car last night He only mentioned currie woman as his mate as the old mare did a message on Twitter about him knob.He had no mates and jimmy Bullard certainly wasn’t he figured out the tosser early on in the jungle.
 

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What the actual fuck just catching up been out all day

so his “ big “ was just five minutes in this morning my hid he’s tragic
I can’t actually get over how he thinks he’s fucking got “ big “ having five minutes in this morning….
 
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So he goes pride of Britain dressed like a twat same with the tv awards but he goes on this morning dressed ok ish wtf

also why is he saying it’s “ big “ Peter Andre didn’t post he’s got something big happening because it’s not BIG it’s five mins on a sofa ffs
 
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Another stupid Tory cunt.
 
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I don’t disagree with many of my fellow Fakeys but did you actually see his outfit today Ok ish wouldn’t be a way I’d describe it. Too small, hideous maybe but definitely not Ok ish Let’s be honest his dress sense is diabolical 100% of the time
 

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Toffs stealing the show
Love how nobody mentions Jake that’s how irrelevant he is nobody knows who the fuck he is

I can’t get over how he actually is buzzing over five minutes on this morning how tragic

still jobless ….
 
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I genuinely think they are that skint he hires his suits and gets other bits cheap from Vinted. Otherwise why the hell did he go on This Morning in the jacket from his wedding? Plus going to POB in just that sodding awful shirt too last minute to hire anything obviously and he literally has two pairs of shoes the black boots and those stinking loafers prick you are skint bro and you are not getting a job with This Morning heard Sainsburys were looking for staff though
 
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I’ve just looked at the full thing I only seen the top half lol fuck me he looks odd the suit doesn’t match and the pants to tight and small for him . Looks dreadful I take it all back
 
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He’s dressed like my Aunty at my uncles 70th birthday party - just sent the pic (instantly to me mum) and said “who does this remind you of ?” Her reply “why is he wearing Susan’s suit, who is it ?” Replied back and she replied “Who” .,,
 
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So zelda saying it’s a regular slot him begging on Twitter fingers crossed it’s not .Funny how she never talks about tit head other than to act like a old star struck fan sad woman
OMG was it a “breaking news bulletin” did she have her blazer and notepad???? can’t believe anything any of them say, they are all delusional, Doormats even done a runner
 
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I’ve just looked at the full thing I only seen the top half lol fuck me he looks odd the suit doesn’t match and the pants to tight and small for him . Looks dreadful I take it all back
Glad to see you’ve seen sense the jacket looks like Flappys, the trousers I think are Flappys and don’t even get me started on the shoes again . He’s 34, looks 44 and thinks he’s 24
 
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The outfit looks like clothes he had as a kid, or stuff that shrank in the wash.
 
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Any update on the Scunthorp Big Night Out gig? Can’t wait to book tickets and book flight tickets all the way from Dublin to Manchester just to see the famous Jake Quickenden, he’s such a big star I might bring a clip board with a picture of him on it and try get his autograph like all his hired “fans” at that event his new publicist Polly organised and paid to be there did So so tragic having to buy followers on instagram and pay people to be pretend fans he’s absolutely pathetic How embarrassing having to cancel a gig in the town where you grew up, they must think he’s shit aswell. Tragic
 
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God he really does milk everything for all its got doesnt he. One post on your 3 mins on this morning was all it needed, not fucking 362872728.

Also, does anyone know what the big thing he had in London today is?!?!? He likes to keep us in suspense doesnt he.
 
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Just checked, still can’t buy tickets
 
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What is she actually going to show that hasn't been shown between his and her insta stories?
 
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