Don Johnson's cast offs, by the looks of it....
He's got imaginary ones ..Talking tit talking tit talking tit
Course he has to hint about spudbet he’s never seen a nappy in his life.
Stopped smiling at the mention of friendshe don’t have none
Jake Quickenden #43 Beggy McBeg's not right in the head. Do us a favour and get off our thread!
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I’m so glad I can get all the information from you lovely lot that I don’t have to see him on my TV 
For all of you taking one for the team - thank you it’s much appreciated 
For all of you taking one for the team - thank you it’s much appreciated 
He actually thinks he’s hilarious with his Edwina Currie story.
He kept mentioning edwina currie... bestiesHis eyes moved down when dermot said the friendships you make on the show, like he’s uncomfortable. I doubt he kept any friends from his year
He is the only one that has looked in the bleeping cameras soul too. Don’t let anyone get a word in. Orange faced bleep is gonna be high after this now bet he made flapster record it at home
He’s deffo brought a new sharpieCongratulations to me for the new thread title.
Recap:
It's been a very bizarre series of events tbh and quite obvious everything we document is being read and acted upon in his stories. He stated he was getting tested for ADHD but we found out this was already done in 2018. He's been constantly manic and reading on here hence the very apt title thread.
The 'troll' narrative has been used again, Halloween he looked like an idiot, the fake display of affection by Fakey and Flappy, the Grief Podcast has been finally done and now he's getting touchy over his grey hair and bald spot. ITV are scraping the barrel as well by allowing him airtime on This Morning.
Carry on Fakeys!
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Jake Quickenden #42 All dressed up for spooky season. When will he mention his dead dad for no reason?
Huge congrats to @Lucyxxxx. for our thread title with 29 votes. We had Fakey making a complete arse of himself at the Pride of Britain Awards by dancing in front of the Strictly crew. An utter disgrace when the awards were for humble heroes and he made it all about himself yet again for...tattle.life
Especially for this world changing appearance!!
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Jake walking around like the rock for the rest of the day cos he had a 3 min stint on this morn.
Peter Andre trying to get the focus onto himself at every opportunity lolsss
Peter Andre trying to get the focus onto himself at every opportunity lolsss
Gotta give Polly parrot her due, she's getting him out and about. But we all know fakey better than her, he will torpedo all the efforts she makes, because he's a weapons grade bleep, who can't work as a team member, and is like roadrunner on crack...
Go and sign on, there's a good boy....
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Go and sign on, there's a good boy....
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Fucks sake, his beard is half way up his bottom lip....
Oh god now he's showing PA videos of himself singing Mysterious girl. What a creep
Fucks sake, it's autumn, and he's dressed like the bleeping man from del Monte...
You can see the grey hair. Jungle rat! 
Imagine what he'll be like in the hospitality room afterwards...
They'll all be suicidal.....
They'll all be suicidal.....
Toff really stole the slot! He was pure cringe and why did he keep eye bleeping the camera! Also his teeth oh my god he could eat an apple through a letter box they’re worse on my big tv!!
They’ll all have somewhere else they need to be
Looks like spuds used a sharpie on his face
Anyone got the clips? I don't watch tm even though I do t mind dermot and Alison I refuse to give that show viewing figures
Looks like he’s borrowed his Mum’s pants
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