Jake Quickenden #41 Jake has got a very small willy. Will he get a real job? Don't be silly!

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ShowMeThe Money

stargirl23 said:
The matching clipboards and half naked pictures, he’s 34 ffs how is he not embarrassed asking people to pretend to be a fan
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I was trying to see if those clip boards & photos would've fitted into Polly wants a cracker's handbag she had that night. You can just see it as she walks alongside Fake.

I wonder if that train he was on was a non stop between his stop & Liverpool St. That would make a mockery of him pretending someone gave him the beer then got off.
 
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Bestlife@60

Does she never tire of him taking the piss out of her, he’s comparing her to a dog now. I know she’s a cunt but come on how long will she allow him to degrade her before she fucks him off?
 
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PrincessJeanie

It’s the fact he’s spent 5 minutes cleaning a floor then had to sit down because he’s obviously over exerted himself Maybe Hinchs joy of clean products are going to be making another appearance soon…
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Fakey looks about 60+ in that cap. His skin looks so old. So they met up with Flappy's dad. He looks chuffed!


Wow. Comparing his wife to a dog. Pity that football didn't knock his teef out.
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GoldSilver

So annoying that his invite to the Pride of Britain awards was last minute.

We could have organised a nice little outing if we’d known. Complete with our own banned badges and clipboards of Eyal for him to sign
 
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riddleme89

Greta22 said:
The matching clip boards and photos, wonder where they appeared from and how did they know he would be there at such short notice lol
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I smell bullshit no fucking way with the amount of actual celebrities would three people turn up with matching clipboards and a photo of him stand waiting just for him

all a publicly stunt set up by that girl he was with … he’s irrelevant jobless and hardly even a z lister at this point
 
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bluecups

Yep, Flapz' dad looks thrilled! Fakey and Flapz probably fucked off to the toilet just before the bill came so he had to pay.
 
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riddleme89

This prick gets more tragic by the day so you mean to tell me that he wasn’t INVITED about bagged a extremely last minute ticket from his publicist who literally had no other clients !! Then he suddenly has three random people stood waiting for him with clipboards and half naked pictures of him which by the way guys NO another people was asking anybody for signatures and they was real celebrities!!!

Then he does a post on Instagram with a video of him just meeting celebrities caption is pride of Brit yet he shows absolute NO hero’s or people that the fucking event was actually for just a bunch of selfies with celebrities


he’s scum and he’s tragic the end
 
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bluecups

Also, I can't abide Flapz but I could kiss her for aiming that football straight at his head
 
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riddleme89

bluecups said:
Also, I can't abide Flapz but I could kiss her for aiming that football straight at his head
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If onoy she actually did

Or at least take the phone out his hand the wierdo can’t even spend time with his family without filming it
 
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PrincessJeanie

and he’s made it more obvious by making sure it featured on his cringeworthy self serving reel We can all see through it, so does he not think if a booker was looking at his social media with a view to offering him something, they wouldn’t see the same thing and think thanks but definitely no thanks. He continually shoots himself in the foot with his oversharing narcissistic behaviour.
 
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Philimena cunk

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ShowMeThe Money

This activity surely needs to go on the Wiki - more receipts piling up about his behaviour.
 
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Philimena cunk

Wonder if Polly parrot will encourage him to try and "break America"....
She could market him as the next Harry styles....
 
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PrincessJeanie

Did she not say they had got Freddie most of half term? Didn’t have him from yesterday afternoon until lunchtime today and looks like they’ve already palmed him off again already and it’s only Tuesday
 
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mollyann

Sat half naked in his ice bath He’s feeling better after seeing friends last nightTake it from me Pete hates you others look at you like who the fuck is this twat.The event was about extraordinary people who go beyond to help others not trying to get a pap shot dick head.All this look as us doing normal stuff is for show and why is Leo running with a large stick.Her ads likes are embarrassing give it up flaps it’s not working move on get back in your shed.
 
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