Jake Quickenden #33 Jake’s sham marriage done- we all know he still wants it up the bum

[dandymandy]

Not that he could say anything else but at least he’s admitted it’s a ‘small’ part he’ll be pleased he made his local paper though not sure if the Colchester Gazette allows comments

X-Factor star, sweet Jesus he’ll be bleeping intolerable tomorrow

 

[mollyann]

Now the woman he makes his little digs at all the time is his soul mate.O please duck off with the same pictures over and over move on it’s over likes getting less by the day .Take the hint more important tit going on in the world than your beige arse wedding

 

[Xxcxcc]

Now the woman he makes his little digs at all the time is his soul mate.O please duck off with the same pictures over and over move on it’s over likes getting less by the day .Take the hint more important tit going on in the world than your beige arse wedding

It's killing him that no one gives a tit now. He will be frantic thinking about how he is gonna get his next likes. I'm think grief or anxiety or a new illness. Same tit different day

 

[Twinkal86]

Just re read the WiKi honestly @Jac In The Box your a bleeping legend

 

[PrincessJeanie]

It's killing him that no one gives a tit now. He will be frantic thinking about how he is gonna get his next likes. I'm think grief or anxiety or a new illness. Same tit different day

You wouldn’t think it for the amount we’ve seen in the last 9 days but I bet he’s still holding back loads of wedding tit. He just can’t seem to comprehend people don’t want to see the same crap over and over again. Like everything he does, he always over shares whatever narrative he’s using at the time I think his anxiety will be rearing it’s ugly head again soon. He’s not getting any other ads, so needs to be getting the gummies out so he can pretend he is still influencing on the gram

 

[mollyann]

11 posts on top of her posts and reels and all been the same tit him her Damien him her god it’s so boring.Danielle looked so graceful and the wedding looked like it should not their beige chicken nugget offerings they showed us embarrassing

 

[bargainhunt99]

Toilet attendant

Or a cloakroom attendant

 

[dandymandy]

Or a cloakroom attendant

The way he was marching about in the rain is he a ticket tout and if he’s shifts 50 he gets a walk on

 

[Philimena cunk]

Jakey, about the wedding....

 

[Xxcxcc]

Jakey, about the wedding....
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Brilliant

 

[cazellie]

I am confused. Where is the chickpea …?

 

[dandymandy]

I am confused. Where is the chickpea …?

Maybe she ground them because she’s an idiot

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Anyone want a pair of QSQ pyjamas 🫢

 

[cazellie]

Anyone want a pair of QSQ pyjamas 🫢

I’m so nosy. What does ‘sale not complete’ mean on her reviews?

 

[mollyann]

Jakey, about the wedding....
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That proper made me lol

Anyone want a pair of QSQ pyjamas 🫢

Would rather stick pins in my eyeballs

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

I’m so nosy. What does ‘sale not complete’ mean on her reviews?

I’m assuming she didn’t send the items

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Anyone want a pair of QSQ pyjamas 🫢

Did she not say when she wore these that they weren’t pyjamas when she was called out on it Also shows they are obviously skint. People with actual money would just give to a charity shop

 

[Vanilla Ice]

I am confused. Where is the chickpea …?

Don’t know about the chickpeas where’s the bleeping curry

 

[riddleme89]

Anyone want a pair of QSQ pyjamas 🫢

Times must be hard

Did she not say when she wore these that they weren’t pyjamas when she was called out on it Also shows they are obviously skint. People with actual money would just give to a charity shop

I'm not rich at all but I've given juicy couture and moshino to charity shops even kids stuff new with tags ... clearly they skint x

 

[cazellie]

Don’t know about the chickpeas where’s the bleeping curry

Well I had wondered where the coconut milk was. I can’t wait to see the finished curry…