Jake Quickenden #33 Jake’s sham marriage done- we all know he still wants it up the bum

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Had one evening off as it was my little ones birthday yesterday and I’ve just caught up on 8 pages and a new thread, you lot are funny fuckers 😂👏🏻
Awww hope your little one had a fabulous birthday! 🎂🎈🥳xx
 
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Thank the lord he's managed to find HIS actual broach. Tell me you read here with out telling me 🤣

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ok first of all how could he not find it as he had all his tacky cheap jewellery including a mysterious goldplated goldsprayed gold coloured thing which resembles a horse bit all together and photographed it??? so hes found it, imagine how difficult that was to find :rolleyes: so then adds a photo with an aff link to a “similar” one on Etsy and then miraculously he finds his brooch and posts it with another aff link and NO FAKEY they are not similar they are exactly the same😂 christ almighty I cant take much more, he’s as annoying as Chris Hughes is now😂
 

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How many times can you show dead people for likes bleeping hell we get it they are died sad but move on you prick .
Dead mans chair x2
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Photo dad in a pool shared x50
God awful photo stood with dead brother
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And now su asking for a blue tick for what you stupid cow showing us how not to put eye make up on haha all a bunch of nobody’s
 
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How many times can you show dead people for likes bleeping hell we get it they are died sad but move on you prick .
Dead mans chair x2
Medal shared 1000 times
Photo dad in a pool shared x50
God awful photo stood with dead brother
Cringe Chris’s post shared x3
And now su asking for a blue tick for what you stupid cow showing us how not to put eye make up on haha all a bunch of nobody’s
Oh my days she is not asking for a blue tick is she?? 🤦🏽‍♀️ what the actual fuckity duck! 🙄🤯
 
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Why his name before hers on all the stationary? I’m pretty sure it’s always the woman’s name first.
 
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As usual Tattle is spot on, everywhere I searched agrees that the bride’s name should go first, some say it’s tradition as the bride’s family bears the cost, others say it’s simply good manners that a lady goes before a gentleman.

Neither of these principles apply to the Quickenden household I guess.
 
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just ran here aswell to say he is actually recoiling from Doph in that tongue pic. Bet he wishes it was Chris…
 
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Jesus and we have the same picture put up this morning.He’s going to bore us all to death with the same content for weeks months years 😂😂
I’m actually really certain Danielle won’t be feeding her guests chicken nuggets and wedges for mains and ice cream for desert

duck me talk about skint … my uncle had this tit at the night time buffet ffs 😂😂

why even have the menu ffs for nuggets and wedges 😂
 

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