Jake Quickenden #32 Doph at Obeach hanging out while Fakey’s throating Wayne ‘the gout’

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Oh please. Find something more original. I wonder what shit tattoo he's getting now?
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What the f**k is with the date of birth tattoo....it makes no sense?!
Date of birth? WTF? He's running out of ideas.
 
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His latest reel pretending to be emotional and is that Chris Hughes doing the voice over? Sounds like he smoke 60 fags a day .
 
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Oh Christ, a matching palm tree with yet another bloke. The moon was bad enough with the other fella. Fucking weirdo this prick is.
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I was wondering are you going to be printing these out to make a scrapbook, then send it to Mr & Mrs Quicks? All us Fakeys will chip in
It would be larger than War & Peace the amount of stories he does in a day!!! You'd need a crane to lift it up!!!
 
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Ahahaha just rewatched this from Jake's IACGMOOH stint. Jimmy Bullard fucking RIPS into him. "Why are you even here? Who are you? what's your talent?"
Jake gets proper pissed off and makes some feeble attempts at comebacks.
It's delighful to watch

I bloody love Jimmy Bullard! This is great, Fakey is just such a melt what kind of comebacks were they?! Pure cockwomble
 
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I just realised I’ve been saying it would have been his brothers birthday this Thursday but I’ve just realised it’s not the birthday, it’s the anniversary of his passing so he’s going to be even more full of self pity than I thought
 
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Has he got another matching tattoo with his mate? Am I getting that right?
Who goes abroad to marry his fiancée, then gets 2 tattoos with another bloke
 
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Hmmm....just a thought.....LF missed out on the wine tasting and now Jake has had a matching tattoo with his mate to mark the wedding. We know LF isn't averse to getting matching tattoos with QJQ, as seen in New York.

Is she pregnant? you can't get tattooed when pregnant.
 
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And Chris’s cringe video now on his stories fucking hell someone tell this creep to just fuck off .We have seen it was creepy first time Chris got over 84 thousand likes so fakey things I’ll have a bit of that.
 
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Matching palm trees to remember his once in a lifetime wedding…. With his friend?

wheres all his gushing over Sophie? The guy is an utter fucking weirdo

he looks like her proud brother in that photo not the groom with his wife. Look how happy and close he is with the photographer. It’s so strange the complete lack of touch between them both

would not surprise me one bit if she’s pregnant and they announced it at the wedding
 
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So the new tattoo is their DOBs in order of importance. Spud, Fakey, LF and then Freddie actually surprised he didn’t put himself first. Does he think having a 8 tattooed on his arm for Fred’s birthday makes him not be a shit stepdad? Seriously he really is such an attention seeking areshole
 
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Again, utter weirdo. Would you not put them in age order or just anything that made some sense?
 
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I thought it was coordinates
 
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Again, utter weirdo. Would you not put them in age order or just anything that made some sense?
Exactly but he’s got to make the point by putting Leo first and Freddie last this way if they have another one he’ll put their date in front of Leo’s guaranteed
 
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Exactly but he’s got to make the point by putting Leo first and Freddie last this way if they have another one he’ll put their date in front of Leo’s guaranteed
The dumb thing is he could have done Leo, Fred, Sophie, Him in age order and he could still then have added another one in front at a later date. How his mind works baffles me
 
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The dumb thing is he could have done Leo, Fred, Sophie, Him in age order and he could still then have added another one in front at a later date. How his mind works baffles me
I just think he’s such a nasty cunt that he had to put Fred last. Be honest through choice he probably wouldn’t have even included Freddie but even he knew how bad that would look if he didn’t.
 
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Has he got another matching tattoo with his mate? Am I getting that right?
Who goes abroad to marry his fiancée, then gets 2 tattoos with another bloke
One was the moon. The other was a palm tree. What a wanker!

If she is, its the turkey baster!!
 
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