Jake Quickenden #29 #justiceforFred

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God isn’t Jakes mum vile. Really aggressive. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree there.
 
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Why would you stay 2 hours drive from the wedding venue with 2 kids
Why would you make up a shit story about a rat “attacking” you? WTF is wrong with him, has he been up all night on the or something?? He’s seriously not right in the head? And whats she like trying to promote a bikini while he’s making up a story about a rat, does she think it’s normal to make up a story like that? They are absolutely crazy, not even funny crazy, insane and one photo with the wave and his convict wife … The fucking leg pose oh god help them children they are absolutely insane and a “Disney Couple” would not get married on wasteland in chernobyl
 

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‘Story Time with Jake the Fake’

Is he after a fucking Cbeebies fairy tale slot, or what!
 
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Think jake had a white party himself last night and it's still going on. The cunts hallucinating rats that look like splinter

Think jake had a white party himself last night and it's still going on. The cunts hallucinating rats that look like splinter
I've figured it out. Jakes been looking in a mirror chasing himself about while he's high as fuck
 
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Marcel is sharing videos on his stories that he's been tagged in and in one video you can literally see the moment the bride and groom walk in and jakes on in his phone
 
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Is Sophie trying to compare herself to Kendall Jenner Kendall is slim but she doesn’t look unwell. I’m 5”2 and a size 6 and I still think Sophie looks like one of those coffee drinking aliens from Men In Black.
 
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Soph mate there’s a difference from being naturally a slim build and looking healthy and being a Coke head addicted to loosing weight to “look like a model” when you actually look so unwell and unnatural and gormless
 
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I've heard it all now! Attacked by a rat? He's tripping the fuck out man on his stories. Definitely been on the 'party packet' that's for sure. As for Dopey comparing herself to Kendall Jenner, she has too! What a pair of absolute cunts!
 
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Is Sophie trying to compare herself to Kendall Jenner Kendall is slim but she doesn’t look unwell. I’m 5”2 and a size 6 and I still think Sophie looks like one of those coffee drinking aliens from Men In Black.
She fucking wishes she was Kendall Jenner As you say you can be a size 6 and look healthy. Yes Sophie maybe naturally slim but she chooses to be unhealthily skinny looking and that’s the difference.
 
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