Jake Quickenden #27 Cancelling the kids holiday to Devon, whilst still glued to their phones 24/7
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Found itLast couple of threads sums it up. Comedy gold! Well worth a read!
bleeping hell you lot are funny 
Another name for NikNak.
bleeping SpudGun. (All 'Bottom fans unite!)
bleeping SpudGun. (All 'Bottom fans unite!)
She’s so boring…Leo too young to be saying no to this and that- his shoes wud be off ..end of. Also why isn’t su playing with him in soft play not frickin filming the kid.
Will look like tit once the little tit has chucked his food and drink across it. Scraped a few toys along it for good measureWearing his wedding shoes again
Sophie even types fake posh. What she means is
“Awhhh ma godddddd. It’s totes amazing, like, so totes good”
Cuz no one is noticing or caring abt them- he’s probs on the bed eating his Snacks
#Fool
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Dressed to impress in Ali Express. The Prickendens are just a Poundland Posh and Becks
Dressed to impress in Ali Express. The Prickendens are just a Poundland Posh and Becks
SpudGun. Alongside NikNik and Warwick, this is bleeping class.
#bottom #spudgun #demonchild #mineminemine #getyourhaircut #wherearemymum&dad #nannysuwantstodropkickme#warwick#niknak#suitcase#vacant#whereamI? #chickennugget#gollum
#bottom #spudgun #demonchild #mineminemine #getyourhaircut #wherearemymum&dad #nannysuwantstodropkickme#warwick#niknak#suitcase#vacant#whereamI? #chickennugget#gollum
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Why go on holiday if you cannot afford more than a dayIt just screams of SKINT!
When myself and Mr T go away we have money set aside for cocktails and nice restaurants we wouldn't splurge on in our home town - its called holiday money fakey we save it from our wages from the jobs we work full time
When we were students we went to ibiza and ran out of money on day 6 of 7 cos again we saved but spent too much the first 48 hours
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Guys we've got radio silence from Fakey and SSWF (soph single white female)
Something tells me, she's read here and has kicked off quadruple whisky stylee from the 4 sips she took of the strongest drink ever made in santorini costing more then his gucci loafers.
Here's hoping she's throws him over the balcony in a drunken rage
Queue melodramatic quotes to each other via IG to explain how there truly feeling during this difficult time of spending quality time together.
Something tells me, she's read here and has kicked off quadruple whisky stylee from the 4 sips she took of the strongest drink ever made in santorini costing more then his gucci loafers.
Here's hoping she's throws him over the balcony in a drunken rage
Queue melodramatic quotes to each other via IG to explain how there truly feeling during this difficult time of spending quality time together.
I'mGuys we've got radio silence from Fakey and SSWF (soph single white female)
Something tells me, she's read here and has kicked off quadruple whisky stylee from the 4 sips she took of the strongest drink ever made in santorini costing more then his gucci loafers.
Here's hoping she's throws him over the balcony in a drunken rage
Queue melodramatic quotes to each other via IG to explain how there truly feeling during this difficult time of spending quality time together.
SSWFDo you see an orb?Comments on LFs last post
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No, that's just another bit of dignity leaving the bleep's body and floating away!Or he will be telling everyone tomorrow about having an early night for baby number 3Guys we've got radio silence from Fakey and SSWF (soph single white female)
Something tells me, she's read here and has kicked off quadruple whisky stylee from the 4 sips she took of the strongest drink ever made in santorini costing more then his gucci loafers.
Here's hoping she's throws him over the balcony in a drunken rage
Queue melodramatic quotes to each other via IG to explain how there truly feeling during this difficult time of spending quality time together.
I hope he packed the gummies!Guys we've got radio silence from Fakey and SSWF (soph single white female)
Something tells me, she's read here and has kicked off quadruple whisky stylee from the 4 sips she took of the strongest drink ever made in santorini costing more then his gucci loafers.
Here's hoping she's throws him over the balcony in a drunken rage
Queue melodramatic quotes to each other via IG to explain how there truly feeling during this difficult time of spending quality time together.
Fat chance of that. She really doesn't get a good shafting!Or he will be telling everyone tomorrow about having an early night for baby number 3
Bet she's back at Travelodge, Santorini, raging because we've twigged they haven't got a pot to piss in.
Told you the fake glucci backpack was for leftovers. ...
Told you the fake glucci backpack was for leftovers. ...
She hasn't been happily rodgered since she got knocked up with wee Freddie...I hope he packed the gummies!
Fat chance of that. She really doesn't get a good shafting!
(Sorry if this was mentioned on earlier threads) but this is the kissing face of a bloke whose instantly regretted his choice to pop the Q to a woman
Aww babe, poor little Lord F. He's as gay as the colours of the rainbow on a Pride March in Benidorm darling. I suggest you wear one of these on the back of your head. Bend over love and bite that pillow! Perhaps this is the answer to your problems - pretending to be the love of his life when all he wants is Chris!
He'll definitely give you a good seeing to with this on babe! You'll be walking like John Wayne with piles the next day!
He'll definitely give you a good seeing to with this on babe! You'll be walking like John Wayne with piles the next day!
Rewind to this holiday. He spent the entire time moaning about losing followers and this was the only reason he pulled this farce of a proposal out the bag to up his engagement on the gram. Who buys an engagement ring from a two bit jeweller in Rhodes on a whim. We know everything he does is planned with insta in mind and this was no different. He needs to come out the closet and she needs to stop putting up with his tit because she’s so desperate for the z list lifestyle. As I’ve said many times before, couples who constantly publicly gush over each other on social media have got something missing from their relationship if they need to convince the world how happy they are(Sorry if this was mentioned on earlier threads) but this is the kissing face of a bloke whose instantly regretted his choice to pop the Q to a woman
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When you've no reels left of pots of jelly or gummies left to advertise
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