Jake Quickenden #26 in his head he's Aston Kutcher. Wearing jewellery like that he's more Pat Butcher!
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Any last minute thread suggestion titles? Will be needing a new thread by the end of the weekend with the amount weโre flying through these 
Me neither. Letโs not forget he deliberately tweeted an emoji implying he was on strictly and got numerous newspaper articles written about him from it. Look at the cast of celeb gogglebox and seriously why would they need him, her or his mum - they wouldnโt. Still say he wouldnโt do normal gogglebox however desperate he was cos heโd see it as beneath him. The poll he did said celeb googlebox as well because thatโs how he sees himself. As someone said earlier maybe SU2C special but donโt even see that to be honest.
Well you would know if the room is grotty as you're in itThanks for highlighting the exclamation marks, I didnโt realise he did that either. Maybe my dislike for Fakenden is because I am so like him
I do use !!!!!โs far too often but I will try hard for you guys. Iโll phone exclamations anonymous after Chestouting World!! Be well!!
That hotel room looks very grotty btw
enjoy chesington, will be hard work, just shove nik nak in a pushchair with an I pad, that usually works jake 
if its hard remember tomorrow's a new day, hope it's not windy as your hair might blow off
. Blimmin eck!! Have a good nights sleep and speak to you tomorrow. You got this bro
He cheaped out on the hotel rooms in The Morgan Hotel in Dublin last weekendTo be fair that shot of the room on his stories screams very basic. The view from the window looked tit. Theyโve definitely not got a luxury room. Theyโve not even got a themed room by the looks of it. I wonder if theyโre in a travel lodge near by
thought he would have went for a suite to show off but no when its not free he takes the cheapest option Lovin this thread! 
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He's having a clear out.... but when will he come out!!
He's having a clear out.... but when will he come out!!
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He always gives it away when heโs not paying for it cos he does a room tourHe cheaped out on the hotel rooms in The Morgan Hotel in Dublin last weekend
Will be interesting to see if he shows us it properly over the next couple of days. Maybe heโs hoping once they realise the one and only Jake Quickenden is stopping there, they move them and give them an upgrade 
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With a Nik Nak, Jakey's back dossing in his home. Poor Leo thinks his Dad's a phone.
With a Nik Nak, Jakey's back dossing in his home. Poor Leo thinks his Dad's a phone.
Thread suggestion: if only Nik Nak would give olโ Fakey a whack
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Ripping up a carpet covered in shiz, now joined tattle to make it his biz
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Cancelled the family Devon trip just so he could empty his household crap into the skip
Ripping up a carpet covered in shiz, now joined tattle to make it his biz
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Cancelled the family Devon trip just so he could empty his household crap into the skip
Fakenden? Do you prefer that to Fakey then Jake?Thanks for highlighting the exclamation marks, I didnโt realise he did that either
I do use !!!!!โs far too often but I will try hard for you guys. Iโll phone exclamations anonymous after Chestouting World!! Be well!!
That hotel room looks very grotty btw
Insta quiet but active on Twitter. 2 likes on a tweet about him going on Strictly 
Guess who one of the likes came from
Then a profound tweet from the great man himself
Guess who one of the likes came from Then a profound tweet from the great man himself
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I think the main two suggestions for a collective noun for us Quickenden anti-fans were quickies and fakeys. Did I miss any?
If nobody can add to these two then can whoever makes a new thread add a poll please?
If nobody can add to these two then can whoever makes a new thread add a poll please?
Iโll most likely make a new thread in the morn as I know our Jac is having a well deserved breakI think the main two suggestions for a collective noun for us Quickenden anti-fans were quickies and fakeys. Did I miss any?
If nobody can add to these two then can whoever makes a new thread add a poll please?
Unsure how to do a poll so may need to look that up before tomorrow I think somebody suggested chicken nuggets too?I think the main two suggestions for a collective noun for us Quickenden anti-fans were quickies and fakeys. Did I miss any?
If nobody can add to these two then can whoever makes a new thread add a poll please?
15 mins after this tweet โFakey himselfโ posted on here tooInsta quiet but active on Twitter. 2 likes on a tweet about him going on Strictly
Then a profound tweet from the great man himself
Calling himself fakenden15 mins after this tweet โFakey himselfโ posted on here too
I mean has anyone ever called him that?
Niknaknug lol
not for ages and I mean like many threads agoCalling himself fakenden
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