Jake Quickenden #26 in his head he's Aston Kutcher. Wearing jewellery like that he's more Pat Butcher!

[HMC]

If I could photoshop/edit I'd make a canvas with the image of Lord Farquaad.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

The “artwork” over their bed just sums these boring cunts up to a tee - bland, dull, blank, pretentious, unimaginative.

A fucking plain white canvas.
WTF.

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Oh no, not another blank canvas! Too tempting!!

The winner gets front row tickets to his new show, a meet and greet and VIP tickets to the Panto!

Perfect!

 

[Elle_Gee]

 

[Nahmate100]

Thread title suggestion: Cancelling the kids' holiday to Devon, whilst still glued to their phones 24/7.

 

[stargirl23]

Well done to @CrazyBaldhead for the winning thread suggestion with 43 likes.

I had to share the amazing poem our @bluecups wrote for fakey, it’s brilliant


Jake is being far too dull, this is very disappointing. I have written a prayer in this time of need, I hope it reaches him.
Let us pray


Our Jake who art in Dublin,
Quickenden be thy name,
Thy stag do has come,
Please do something some fun,
In Temple Bar as it is in Marbella,
Give us this day our daily bantz,
And forgive us insulting Warwick,
As we forgive you for nearly suffocating him,
Lead us not into the temptation of other z-list threads,
But deliver us from boredom,
For thine is the Turkey teef, the fake shoes and the earring,
Forever and ever

Amen, bro

Can anyone do a recap please?

last thread :

Jake Quickenden #25 his neck, his back he’s a useless old ball sack

Now Leo in crocs what a sad pair of cunts these two are .He can hardly see with that straw like hair in his eyes 🙄Try giving it a good wash with your hair burst as it’s as dry as my grass in the garden .Do we all have to suffer four months of the tit showing us his cat ,son,gym,ice bath,tik...

tattle.life

 

[QueenBeeofProsecco]

When can I expect my badge?

 

[QueenBeeofProsecco]

Guys I’m fucking screaming. He wants to follow me

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

love it , we need one with his new insta lass in too. Can’t remember her name

 

[Lucyxxxx]

All of his facial features are too big for his head. He looks like he’s got radiation poisoning

Jake Chernobyl Quickenden

 

[Twinkal86]

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

All Hail Nik Nak!

 

[lj1991]

Screen shots of the messages you've sent him guys!

Atleast doph took the boys to Disney world / the states earlier in the year but its still gutting Fred is old enough to understand that his summer holiday that JQ probably bigged up is cancelled all for a gifted new floor

Ignore the swearing

 

[Barbie2020]

So I got blocked because I said he was too obsessed with likes on his Instagram as soon as I sent it he was typing back straight away.

He sent back 5 messages at once, basically saying he wasn’t bothered about likes. Said I was strange for not following him but looking at his posts. Then said he wouldn’t look at my Instagram. Told me to have a nice day and all this bollocks.

I sent a reply back saying it’s really not that big a deal and that I look at loads of peoples stuff on insta who I don’t follow. He then proceeded to message me telling me not to look at things that annoyed me , then some emojis, then have a nice day etc etc.

Pretty boring tbh.
Oh and after saying he wouldn’t look at my Instagram he went and clicked on all of my stories

 

[Bestlife@60]

So Devon’s off then. The dirty no good cunts. They had no intention of taking them boys away for a few days. They’ve had months and months to sort out that shithole of a house and the farce of a wedding. Hope Freddie goes to live with hes dad soon and leads a normal child’s life

 

[Babybail93]

He is dog shit ugly.

All of his facial features are too big for his head. He looks like he’s got radiation poisoning

 

[bluecups]

Reckon I'm gonna do some of that manifesting bullshit all the influencers do...

I'm manifesting Fred phoning his Dad in tears and his Dad turning up at Casa Quickenden and knocking Fake's turkey teef down his throat with the parting shot "Put that on your Instagram stories ya cunt!"

 

[stargirl23]

You’re all living rent free in his head. He’s fucking fuming

 

[plattyjoobs]

Thread suggestion #27: Fakeys got a ringing in his head, we want justice for Fred

 

[al255]

I can view his stories on safari instagram as none of the websites work fully for me, so I’m back I needed a break from his stupid antics! The wedding will be hilarious if the stag is anything to go by. He’s going to spend the day on his phone listing the guests and how he knows them..

“This is Dave, the plumber who did some work for me back in 1999 when my Dad and Brother were still alive. Top lad. Loves a bevvy. Couldn’t come to the day do or the stag cos he is so busy being a top lad at work, sound as bro !!”

 

[Barbie2020]

That’s his last follow while he has been out looking at women with no clothes on tut tut naughty Jake.