Jake Quickenden #26 in his head he's Aston Kutcher. Wearing jewellery like that he's more Pat Butcher!

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Xxcxcc

I think he has got the gig. I think we all know why without going into too much detail as I don't want to single people out. Either way it's only gogglebox. I wouldn't think I had made it if I were to get a gig like that tbh. Enjoy its what I say because it's not gonna change anything at all, not gonna be a bafta or brit award winner, gonna be sitting in a living room paid for by someone else trying your best to be funny, get on with it. One thing I will say is tho that you care so much about yourselves and getting all them likes from strangers that your kids are being kinda put on the backfoot. Jake is an absolutely pathetic dad and I mean pathetic. Pathetic person tbh. His dad would turn in his grave seeing what he has turned into. Poor nick nak, they know somethings up with him. Hence putting videos up and adding audio but they want to pretend everything is OK. It's all fake
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Her bottom teeth remind me of a broken piano keyboard. Get a fucking refund. #wonkeydonkey#nhswontsortthemout#botchedjob#larrygraysonwithawig#thatcrucifixwillburnyou#exorcist#thetworonnies#savematthew#netflixbore#emmerdaleescapades#mygarden#outdoordogshower#mindthecurtains#notpoor#needapersonality#giveitup!
 
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gagzi

Probably told him to put in a good word..the sad fucker!
 
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Joon

Nik Nac has always been vacant. He needs to be accessed. Always eating something or is that to keep him quiet whilst they are on their phones.....saddos....
 
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The Duchess

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So their secret trip is chessington 🥲
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This should be good if they thought H&M was bad!

What must his real followers (if any think ?) because he just does stuff to prove a point to tattle its ridiculous! you wouldn’t catch any real celeb reading tattle comments, they are too busy! But these new reality show rejects never stop reading tattle! I see this with most of the threads on these influencers and reality show rejects, some come on tattle and some dont but they will make remarks or do things on their stories to convince tattle wrong and I wonder WTF must their real followers be thinking!!

(im a cunt fot the exclamation marks Does Fakey do that? I’ll stop ASAP if he does !!
 
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jackickisadick

Jake, we see right through your Freddie post.
Right the way through it. He isn’t your bro, he’s your stepchild
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Just an example of what's left within short notice. Fuck that. Fuck their credit card debt too! Cunts.
 
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The Duchess

I take that as a yes then by “posters”reactions Todays been a good day! Night and be well xx Nice Guy Jake now
Has he got a personality disorder?
 
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PrincessJeanie

CrazyBaldhead said:
Just an example of what's left within short notice. Fuck that. Fuck their credit card debt too! Cunts.
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To be fair that shot of the room on his stories screams very basic. The view from the window looked shit. They’ve definitely not got a luxury room. They’ve not even got a themed room by the looks of it. I wonder if they’re in a travel lodge near by
 
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stargirl23

Fakey always uses a double exclamation mark. Look back in his posts and you’ll see he also posts messages from his fans (aka messages he’s sent himself) and Every single one has !! In it more than once
 
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Jac In The Box

I’ll be honest duchess I was the same I have always done it & then when it was pointed out about him I had to try extra hard not to do it when I posted in case anyone thought I was him Even though I’ve been on tattle for ages & didn’t even start on this thread (because it was a rave thread) I was still worried
 
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Twinkal86

I'd put money on it that no clothes made it to the charity shop today they would have been a lazy pair and just chucked everything in that skip.

They were both "on one" (well she was, he was too busy laying amongst shit stained carpets eye fucking the cat there leaving overnight AGAIN!!) So I highly doubt a charity shop got any kind of donation from them.

stargirl23 said:
Fakey always uses a double exclamation mark. Look back in his posts and you’ll see he also posts messages from his fans (aka messages he’s sent himself) and Every single one has !! In it more than once
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He's the only fella I know that says flipping heck on his stories and we now have some saying the exact same on this thread.
 
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PrincessJeanie

Or the clothes will make it on her vinted page so she gets some money for them . They’ve got a lot to spend out on in the next few months
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Cue bewildered NikNak going through Chessington's World of Adventures tomorrow and not registering anything. Just chuck Warwick in a suitcase like 007 did!
 
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PrincessJeanie

Inchhighprivateeye said:
You just know that he’s going to be very loud OTT tomorrow to draw attention to himself- sad cunt
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let’s hope he manages to keep his shirt on. He didn’t in the middle of London so I don’t hold out much hope We know that if any ‘fans’ get a picture with him and tag him, they’ll go straight on his stories to show everyone how popular he is
 
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slippersnchickendippers

Thanks for highlighting the exclamation marks, I didn’t realise he did that either . Maybe my dislike for Fakenden is because I am so like him
I do use !!!!!’s far too often but I will try hard for you guys. I’ll phone exclamations anonymous after Chestouting World!! Be well!!

That hotel room looks very grotty btw
 
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Hayze2384

I do not believe they have gogglebox. I reckon they are doing this in anticipation, so they are prepared if they do get it. We all know what happenes when Fakey Boy gets ahead of himself- it never comes off.
 
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cazellie

I hope it’s just coincidence. They can’t tell anyone before the announcement. I wont watch Strictly again if he is in it
 
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