Jake Quickenden #25 his neck, his back he’s a useless old ball sack

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Ihateit

If anyone ever watched ex on the beach you’ll know she just swapped one knob for another with Ross.
 
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Ro98

Always in and out on his page but who doesn't have any family or partners family on a stag? Every persons hen I've been on & friends/family who have had stags have had people from both families there, does no one like him? So odd
And the going home first at 1am on his OWN stag do! Even my 50+ year old dad stayed out till 3am on my brothers
He sounds like an absolute drain to be around, all for the gram and none of it he actually enjoys
 
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PrincessJeanie

So panto announcement is out but he’s only doing it for 2 and a half weeks so looks like he will be spending Xmas at home. So basically she’ll have to do everything in preparation and he’ll come home Christmas Eve and expect to be waited on hand and foot cos he’s just worked for a couple of weeks
 

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So he’s playing an ugly sister then
Not the Prince Charming what he wanted. Saying that he doesn’t want pants but he needs it to get away from the kids for Xmas. Jakes stag do like any other day really. Why go away at all you wanker. I’m actually glad we aren’t seeing much of it. He will not have been recognised once and it will be killing him that he wasn’t centre of attention
 
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PrincessJeanie

He’s actually playing the ‘fairy’ godfather and only up until Christmas Eve so not even doing the full run.
 
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Nixxs

That's not going to pay the bills is it
 
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instashun

2 and a half weeks. Why are people giving him jobs that he can’t fully commit to. Surely there is a z lister who can do a full 6 week panto stint. More headache than it’s worth having to get two different people in and trained surely
 
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Nixxs

instashun said:
2 and a half weeks. Why are people giving him jobs that he can’t fully commit to. Surely there is a z lister who can do a full 6 week panto stint. More headache than it’s worth having to get two different people in and trained surely
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Let's face it one of them weeks he will be off sick
 
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PrincessJeanie said:
He’s actually playing the ‘fairy’ godfather and only up until Christmas Eve so not even doing the full run.
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Fairy godfather with the Katonas. So he has planned it so he gets to go home Xmas eve and miss all the preparations and all the fun of Xmas and seeing your kids excited. This man is so out of touch. He doesn’t know what parenting is and the joys of it. He can handle a few days at a time with Sophie and his mams help. More fool Sophie if she has another because he won’t help, he will just be the photographer.
 
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instashun

Nixxs said:
Let's face it one of them weeks he will be off sick
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It will suit him well as he’ll have to do fuck all in the run up to Christmas then just swan in on Christmas Eve like he’s Santa Claus himself and expect to do fuck all over the holiday as he’s worked for two weeks.

Him and Kerry Katona hanging out together, what an utter car crash
 
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redball00n

She is the most boring bitch on Planet Earth. The soggy dishcloth I just threw in the laundry has more personality than she does.
 
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mollyann said:
Haha how his life has bombed and the road to million adds up to a panto Be staying at sues seeing she lives there bet Matt overjoyed not .What a prize twat so pleased he’s got no work as the beggy twat needs karma to come knocking
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I’m back baby.:…: as if he’s some big star. You’re back cos you’re skint
 
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