If this bleep was a chocolate biscuit he'd eat himself...Why the duck does this idiot have to pout like he’s some kind of drop dead hunk of a manSeriously this fool needs a sharp intake of reality
So Sophie up at 4.30 with Leo while he lays in? Parenthood to him includes reels of Leo for Instagram and the hard work is deffo a no to the lazy arse moron.He’s definitely coming down with a almighty crash as people sick to death of z listers flogging worthless crap day in day out.View attachment 1449820
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He’d eat himself even if he was a bone dry digestive
He has referred to himself as a 10 on his new post, wtf he is horrid and thinks he's gods gift, believe me no good looking lasses would look twice at him and then he opens his mouth and he's even worse. So bleeping camp. Leo's been on a journey has he, well his bleeping legs haven't cos they have stayed the same from birth
He’d suck himself off if he could.
He'll be sad they're not there but what's the betting his brother who is alive won't be there!Let's not forget he'll be sad that his Dad and brother couldn't be there to share the 'special' moment with him and his imaginary peng friends.
Because he is the only person in the history of forever to ever lose someone close to them.
He is so irrelevant and boring, even he's new tattoo looks bored
Not unless nanny qvc pays for him to go, otherwise I can't see a brother (whose actually alive) he never ever mentions or wishes happy birthday too would Voluntarily go to Dublin.He'll be sad they're not there but what's the betting his brother who is alive won't be there!
Wonder how many of his crazy stalker sheep have booked to go to Dublin this weekend in the hopes of running into him
Is he even in touch. With him I've never ever seen him mentionedHe'll be sad they're not there but what's the betting his brother who is alive won't be there!
If I was his brother, I definitely wouldn’t want people knowing I was related to that. I bet he doesn’t use his brother & dads deaths for attention and I wouldn’t imagine he’d be happy Jakey constantly does it.
National Theatre Lincoln are announcing the cast for Cinderella on Friday. They’ve put a spoiler reel on their insta and it’s too quick for me to screenshot but Jakey is definitely there. Recognised the crocs and arm tattoos. Surely he must be playing an ugly sister. He’s too old & haggard to play the prince 
I’m so glad she shared this riveting information - I’ll sleep so much better tonight knowing this.
boring daft witch
Should put a comment on the post saying , ‘No, it won’t be Jake, he swore he’d never do panto again after last year as he wants Xmas with his family’National Theatre Lincoln are announcing the cast for Cinderella on Friday. They’ve put a spoiler reel on their insta and it’s too quick for me to screenshot but Jakey is definitely there. Recognised the crocs and arm tattoos. Surely he must be playing an ugly sister. He’s too old & haggard to play the prince
Beggers can’t be choosers hey Fakey
Wonder if he’s invited the hairdresser and tattooist on his stag to make up numbers…
Has anyone saved the proof of him saying he wouldn’t be doing panto this year? How embarrassing! Absolutely nothing wrong with panto but he obviously thinks he’s above doing it. No more auditions either cos he would have told everyone.Should put a comment on the post saying , ‘No, it won’t be Jake, he swore he’d never do panto again after last year as he wants Xmas with his family’
Be still, my beating heart..in other news, I've just had a really gratifying tit ....
Definitely him
bleeping hell, The Glimmer Twins.,... gaydar working overtime...What a prize prat and just why lol he’s the gift that keeps giving but not in a good way
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhshaha...
No presenting/strictly/reading the shipping forecast on Radio 4 for the toothy twit then ...
& too young for The BodyguardNational Theatre Lincoln are announcing the cast for Cinderella on Friday. They’ve put a spoiler reel on their insta and it’s too quick for me to screenshot but Jakey is definitely there. Recognised the crocs and arm tattoos. Surely he must be playing an ugly sister. He’s too old & haggard to play the prince
That picture is all shades of wrong!What a prize prat and just why lol he’s the gift that keeps giving but not in a good way
When things don’t turn out how you want nobody needs to know unless you’ve already decided to share every single aspect of your life on Instagram. What a twit. Said no way was he spending Christmas anywhere other than at home this year and surprise surprise he’s going to be in Lincoln again. Can he not even find panto work closer to home? Weddings, honeymoons, house improvements all on a panto wage and her ‘influencing’ career. They must be in debt up to their eyeballs the way they go through money. At least all the strictly fans that were concerned he may have got on there, can breathe a sigh of relief and get ready to find out whose on it, knowing yet again all his tweeting, tagging, begging, planting stories in the press has got him nowhere for at least another year 
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