Recap from last thread
Leo was staying over with nanny su while daddy done his 2 hours work & mummy went on her hen do. Where the most exciting thing to happen was her wear a pair of trousers that cost £300 to look as tho she had been getting groped by Edward scissorhands or Freddie Krueger all night
#fashionvictim
Fake returned home on the Sunday as usual, rather than go to his mum’s & collect his son he arranged a bbq for “friends” in his garden as a cover for doing an ad for F1
The same F1 he’s been spouting about for weeks without ever mentioning it was an ad
ASA must be sick of the sight of @PrincessJeanie 
Su & hubby did the 4 hour journey with their 2 dogs & then stayed over because Jake isn’t capable of looking after his son on his own did the 4 hour journey back home
Jake posted that the friends had gone home & so had his mum & Matt, Leo was in bed & then we never heard a peep out of the worlds worst oversharer
Scared in case anyone was spotted or overheard fake & it would shatter the illusion of you being the worlds best dad
On the Monday he said Sophie’s flight had been delayed so he wouldn’t be able to go to work as he couldn’t get a sitter, eagle eyed tattlers saw that there was no delays & Sophie showed herself walking about shopping rather than sitting in an airport waiting for her plane to take off
Jake took Leo for a walk & videod him, forgetting that children will always land you in it
Leo was looking to the side & pointing, shouting on his grandma’s dog daisy, don’t know how the child genius could see all the way to Scunthorpe He then took Leo strawberry picking, you can defo tell he doesn’t do much child minding because the one day he does gave him content for the rest of the week with him sharing 3 reels & 2 posts of Leo wearing the same clothes
Best dad ever! Don’t make me bleeping laugh Nanny Su was off her insta Sunday & Monday then appeared on Tuesday afternoon with a lengthy in depth tale of what she had been up to, no wonder your son is such a bleep when you lie & enable him
I can’t stress enough that you will never beat a tattler Jake, we are better than the fbi
Rest of the week has been his usual boring tit, using Leo4likes, going to the gym, having digs at tattle, photoshopping his abs while posting body transformation bullshit He had a massive audition for The bodyguard and had to gloat because he’s so cocksure that he’ll get any role he goes for, as usual he got a knock back, shame They said he was “too young looking for the role” More like they didn’t want their production associated with this knob who is a total liability & feigns illness every other week Pantomime calling now Jake
He spent Sunday with the family swanning about London with his top off, thinking he was britains next top model, more like Quasimodo & Monday filming with his lover Chris, only for him to return home & put his plan into action for his next sicknote
He really needs to see someone because he definitely has something wrong with him, but it’s not physical He is a hypochondriac or has munchaussens, no normal person is as ill as he makes himself out to be or maybe he is just a workshy bleep!
He has 2 weeks left on footloose, let’s see what delights that brings
Can’t wait till he’s announced as an ugly sister or fairy godmother
Leo was staying over with nanny su while daddy done his 2 hours work & mummy went on her hen do. Where the most exciting thing to happen was her wear a pair of trousers that cost £300 to look as tho she had been getting groped by Edward scissorhands or Freddie Krueger all night
#fashionvictim
The same F1 he’s been spouting about for weeks without ever mentioning it was an adASA must be sick of the sight of @PrincessJeanie
Jake posted that the friends had gone home & so had his mum & Matt, Leo was in bed & then we never heard a peep out of the worlds worst oversharer Scared in case anyone was spotted or overheard fake & it would shatter the illusion of you being the worlds best dad On the Monday he said Sophie’s flight had been delayed so he wouldn’t be able to go to work as he couldn’t get a sitter, eagle eyed tattlers saw that there was no delays & Sophie showed herself walking about shopping rather than sitting in an airport waiting for her plane to take offJake took Leo for a walk & videod him, forgetting that children will always land you in it
Leo was looking to the side & pointing, shouting on his grandma’s dog daisy, don’t know how the child genius could see all the way to Scunthorpe He then took Leo strawberry picking, you can defo tell he doesn’t do much child minding because the one day he does gave him content for the rest of the week with him sharing 3 reels & 2 posts of Leo wearing the same clothes Best dad ever! Don’t make me bleeping laugh Nanny Su was off her insta Sunday & Monday then appeared on Tuesday afternoon with a lengthy in depth tale of what she had been up to, no wonder your son is such a bleep when you lie & enable him I can’t stress enough that you will never beat a tattler Jake, we are better than the fbiRest of the week has been his usual boring tit, using Leo4likes, going to the gym, having digs at tattle, photoshopping his abs while posting body transformation bullshit
He had a massive audition for The bodyguard and had to gloat because he’s so cocksure that he’ll get any role he goes for, as usual he got a knock back, shame They said he was “too young looking for the role” More like they didn’t want their production associated with this knob who is a total liability & feigns illness every other week Pantomime calling now JakeHe spent Sunday with the family swanning about London with his top off, thinking he was britains next top model, more like Quasimodo & Monday filming with his lover Chris, only for him to return home & put his plan into action for his next sicknote
He really needs to see someone because he definitely has something wrong with him, but it’s not physical He is a hypochondriac or has munchaussens, no normal person is as ill as he makes himself out to be or maybe he is just a workshy bleep!
Can’t wait till he’s announced as an ugly sister or fairy godmother
Bet his hip is really hurting with all that driving....
He’s only got 2 weeks of ‘work’ left and he’s still trying to get out of it. I wonder what his cast mates think of his OTT attention seeking. Also please report it for nudity/sexual solicitation. I’m happy to annoy the