Good job Jimmy savilles dead, or he would have been tweeting to that bleep too....
Jake Quickenden #19 Imaginary tinnitus, bad back & sore throat Jake Munchausen hates FL wants a sicknote
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Why didn't he let Freddie scratch the scratch card....selfish COCK 
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Desperate. So he’s basically trying to say the reason he can’t get Strictly is because he done DOIHe’s posted on Twitter asking if anyone has done dancing on ice then gone on to strictly
Keep telling yourself that Jakey if that makes you feel better Edit he’s basically begging and tagging every person and show on Twitter tonight
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So the other week when they took Freddy to the toy shop making out look we do stuff as a family was a paid bleeping ad dear god these pair of selfish pricks do my head in .And Sophie saying she now uses body shop products the pair of you are the most begging irrelevant z listers ever.Your in the style bombed because it was tit your boyfriend is a hole with a bleak future ahead .Strictly won’t have him so stop begging you prick
He's such a desperadoHe’s posted on Twitter asking if anyone has done dancing on ice then gone on to strictly
They literally only wheel Fred out now if they are getting paid for it or Jake wants someone other than Sophie to belittle
tit people, tit parents, tit influencers and he’s also a tit singer, tit performer and tit actor 
When is this idiot actually going to come back to earth and accept that he’s just a X factor reject who did a few shows who is now so irrelevant he does ADS for SAVERS and panto …..
He really cannot accept that he is not a celebrity and he is so irrelevant that he bought most his followers and only 2k people like his tit the reason they don’t want you Jake is because your a nobody who is clinging on to any last hope that you might become something !!! He’s stuck in panto and hates it but he has no other work so he does it ( when he can be arsed )
im starting to think he sold Sophie the dream on how he’s popular and gets on shows and she fell for it and now she’s stuck with him with a baby and that’s why he’s manic because one day she will also wake up and click that actually she was never going to become a celebrity from getting with him .
both tragic
He really cannot accept that he is not a celebrity and he is so irrelevant that he bought most his followers and only 2k people like his tit
the reason they don’t want you Jake is because your a nobody who is clinging on to any last hope that you might become something !!! He’s stuck in panto and hates it but he has no other work so he does it ( when he can be arsed ) im starting to think he sold Sophie the dream on how he’s popular and gets on shows and she fell for it and now she’s stuck with him with a baby and that’s why he’s manic because one day she will also wake up and click that actually she was never going to become a celebrity from getting with him .
both tragic
I don’t think Lord Farquaad would be happy if ‘shagger’ was partnered up with KatyaDesperate. So he’s basically trying to say the reason he can’t get Strictly is because he done DOI
Edit he’s basically begging and tagging every person and show on Twitter tonight
There would be war
ps I haven’t just called him that, one of the dreamboys called him it when he was doing the boxing
No wonder his engagement to Danielle didn’t last, he probably shagged anything with a pulse
I see Michael Barrymores gaydar is still working.Once again the only time Sophie posts Fred on her grid is for a paid ad
just looked on Tik Tok as can’t see his insta obviously
and surprise surprise someone with a blue tick comments on it and he replies
Like the 1st comment though
I think we can safely say Danielle definitely upgraded in more ways than oneI don’t think Lord Farquaad would be happy if ‘shagger’ was partnered up with Katya
Find it funny if you google twit face, a picture of Danielle comes up but no mention of Sophie 
plus @ strictly. So desperate.He’s posted on Twitter asking if anyone has done dancing on ice then gone on to strictly
Mentioning the jungle now and hoping to be called backDesperate. So he’s basically trying to say the reason he can’t get Strictly is because he done DOI
Edit he’s basically begging and tagging every person and show on Twitter tonight
and @ Katya Jones as wellplus @ strictly. So desperate.
Mentioning the jungle now and hoping to be called back
As if an All Star edition of I’m a celeb would ask a totally unmemorable runner up from 8 years ago the I’m a celeb insta account doesn’t even follow him, that’s how irrelevant and forgettable he is God he desperately wants Strictly doesn’t he. Vomit And him tagging Katya as if she will have a word with the bosses and he wants a scandal
And him tagging Katya as if she will have a word with the bosses and he wants a scandal 
That stupid dance in his dressing gown to Lizzo was done by Ladbabymum a few days ago - it popped up on my reels. It was irritating enough when she did it. Copying his content again because he’s a thick twit with no ideas of his own.
And the Strictly begathon reeks of desperation.
And the Strictly begathon reeks of desperation.
I read somewhere that last years Strictly had signed all their contestants by March. Also the celebs always start training at the beginning of September so is he going to cancel his wedding and honeymoon if he gets the call he’s literally been begging for for years. He probably would to be fair
This shows his fans' age bracket. She looks dead chuffed!
What an absolute cock! These Tik Toks are SO cringe!
What an absolute cock! These Tik Toks are SO cringe!
He does not have a young audience. He would love all these younger love island contestants to follow him but none do he’s a sad bleep
He’s definitely trying to audition for a certain dance showThis shows his fans' age bracket. She looks dead chuffed!
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What an absolute cock! These Tik Toks are SO cringe!
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She’s the dresser for the show or something. So she has to be nice to him it’s her jobThis shows his fans' age bracket. She looks dead chuffed!
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What an absolute cock! These Tik Toks are SO cringe!
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He can’t do strictly, he’s got a bad back remember?
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