Jake Quickenden #18 Jake’s an ick, always sick, million bots but still a pri@k

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Is this not the same dress from the hen edit?? Because apparently the person wearing this says its from the new lorna luxe collection?!?!
They both look shit! I wouldn't bother wearing either!

"I've done 100 shows, ten weeks to go then its my stag do. Then hopefully I will get another new show after my wedding and the holidays and the expense of the wedding and the honeymoons! " I have my crystal ball out Fakey. You are going to end up skint as fuck and jobless 'bro'! A champagne lifestyle on lemonade money! All that stress will make your hair fall out. Oh wait .... It's glued on!
 
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He's talking to us there . Everything he said is aimed at us. He is trying to pretend that he doesn't care that he has been knocked back for jobs and that he might get this one, but who knows. Jake even if you do it's another panto. You aren't gonna get any higher and your insta will dwindle too. Time to face facts. Ya fucked. Ya past it. Just do ya panto and shut up
 
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The manic, unreliable way he behaves will eventually make him unemployable in the entertainment industry.
Aldi are taking on, mate ..
 
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The manic, unreliable way he behaves will eventually make him unemployable in the entertainment industry.
Aldi are taking on, mate ..
Just realised also that he isn't gonna be working till after Xmas from what he says. God help us, he is gonna be insufferable . Defo been manic today. Must be on the sesh

His pupils look huge in those stories
On the sesh again . He calls it hayfever
 
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Funny he called z listers and now he’s further bellow them
adverts for savers and sevens seas ffs
can’t get worst . Knocked back for jobs because nobody wants him he’s irrelevant.

I was laughing before a video of him in savers popped up he was filming himself nobody recognised him he’s so irrelevant. He was on the high street busy aswell not one person looked at him or acknowledged him
 
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He'll be doing ads on daytime ITV2 for Stannah stair lifts in between repeats of classic Corrie and Heartbeat....
 
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So Sophie doing her link shit clicked on and her top was £175 from Harrods my god these two are going to come down to earth with a enormous bump.Such snobbish flash idiots as the saying goes all fur coat no knickers
 
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He did a show last night. Not sure how many more this week but he's blagged a whole week at Champneys. Fuck knows how and why?
It’s obviously because it’s quiet if they’re doing a deal and he’s advertising said deal He always adds 2 or 3 hotels for each place he’s going to, no doubt messages them all to see who’ll give him the best deal Bragging cunt! The rest of the cast are quite happy to share in an air b&b but not this cunt, he has to show off
 
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So Sophie doing her link shit clicked on and her top was £175 from Harrods my god these two are going to come down to earth with a enormous bump.Such snobbish flash idiots as the saying goes all fur coat no knickers
to be fair I buy Fendi and high end brands I’ve spent £390 on a jumper I’m only in A average paid job I do save a lot though unlike these pair . She probably gets them gifted . When Leo was born she was given lots designer baby clothes she never even put them on him no doubt she sold them .
 
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Difference is I bet you work hard so you can treat yourself These cunts beg for clothes, food, nappies & everything else, no wonder she can buy all this designer gear while her poor baby boy is cutting about in Ali express & shein so his mum can link to it
 
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I’ve never known anything like it. He is SO manic, he just is bizarre. He’s mid thirties and he’s doing all this. WHY does he have to film himself doing his whole day? All this fakery meditating etc it’s just for show, next he will be telling us he’s booking into a meditation retreat in the fucking Himalayas!!! That he will beg for to be gifted. Imagine him with no phone service on a meditation retreat or something
 
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Once you go down the route of advertising and selling purely anything then you run the risk to lowering your chances of a decent role, is he slow? Surely he knew the risk?
 
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I think he’s become desperate . He buys followers none stop he’s manic . Films all day himself on his own it’s weird
 
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I love the write up under the second photo. How very apt!
OMG..that fucking pic of him on the poster. His syrup is laying on top of his head like a dead hedgehog...

Imagine him on a silent retreat. He'd have a breakdown in the first hour ....
 
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He’s in the gym and clearly just finished a work out as he’s out of breath…..why the fuck is he banging on about people giving advice over Insta messages? I agree with someone who said earlier - he is so obsessed with social media he thinks of any old random shit to say just so he can pick up his phone and film himself and post it to his story. There’s something very wrong with him, I have never ever come across anyone who is as obsessed with Instagram as he is.

Also he is ugly as fuck. His haggered face, those fucking comedy teeth, those repulsive tattoos and that glued on hair make me wanna gip
 
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If you close your eyes you can pretend tour in Monaco. Wtf Jake. If you close your eyes you can't see anything!!!!!, If you close your eyes you can pretend you are anywhere
Acting like he’s been anywhere near Monaco. Grubby looking bellend.
 
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