Jake Quickenden #17 Hit the 1 MIL & still no work, keeps coming to tattle to have a good lurk😂

[BringTheTea83]

Jakes probably shaking in the toilets at his local gym at the bad turn out dopey Sophie gone to collect him with his gummy’s …

 

[Nixxs]

'sooo guyyyyyssss, erm, I've had erm, *slaps lips together* I've had to erm extend the erm, *touches hair* announcement but I'm like just so excited to share it with you guyysssss, I absolutely cannot wait to show you, eeeeek! *ends with sticking out tongue, head tilt and peace sign*


I'm half expecting this..

And the standing like a flamingo

 

[Philimena cunk]

Jakes probably shaking in the toilets at his local gym at the bad turn out dopey Sophie gone to collect him with his gummy’s …

Christ, he'll neck the entire bottle after this fiasco...

 

[mollyann]

Well that was a anti climax bit like the gym gig haha Sweatshirts and slogan t shirts um no thanks

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Well that was a anti climax bit like the gym gig haha Sweatshirts and slogan t shirts um no thanks

And she’s calling herself a brand ambassador I’m staying away from her stories for the next few days. The smugness is going to be unbearable

 

[kj135]

Omg what a shock! Didn’t expect that from Sophie NOT

 

[Philimena cunk]

Omg what a shock! Didn’t expect that from Sophie NOT

Was donkey teeth there, or is he still shaking like a shitting dog in the bogs at David Lloyd...

 

[mollyann]

And she’s calling herself a brand ambassador I’m staying away from her stories for the next few days. The smugness is going to be unbearable

Me to unfollowed ages ago 🫣

 

[Jac In The Box]

WTF is going on with her eyes today??? Look like their sunk into her head Maybe she hasn’t slept worrying about her big reveal being a flop She needn’t worry, all the usual arse lickers telling Adam she needs her own collection

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Spot the difference when ITS have announced collabs
1. Jac Jossa with electronic billboard in middle of Manchester plus Adam Frisby
2. Stacey Solomon with massive flower arch at her own house plus Adam Frisby
3. Alison Hammond with double decker bus in London plus Adam Frisby
4. Sophie Church with a bog standard flower wall and balloons in Essex. Where’s Adam Frisby?

 

[Jac In The Box]

Was donkey teeth there, or is he still shaking like a shitting dog in the bogs at David Lloyd...

No, think all the pics are from the actual shoot He’s in Leo’s room crying into Purdey’s fur

 

[Hayze2384]

Congrats to @BringTheTea83 for the amazing thread title I say you drink wine more often
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He made it guys 1 million bots followers!

He didn’t even have to do any giveaways, buy Bots or join grows All 100% authentic Fake fanatics

The family returned from America and Fake’s content was in full flow, another pair of dyson Airwraps to giveaway (as long as you both followed him & Soph < this is vital), camera straight in the little one’s face and filming asking Fred how much he missed him He set off on Tuesday morning for Birmingham & just happened to stop at the services for the toilet to discover he’d hit the 1 MIL I’m sure Lord Farquaad was straight on the phone to you Jake or maybe you knew when your latest purchase of bots would take you over the coveted marker so that’s why you pulled over

He went on & on & on about how he didn’t feel any different after reaching the elusive million Then proceeded to film himself in his hotel room in a direct dig at tattle Living rent free in your head fake

He continued the week being manic, doing icks where he was doxxing happy & messaged another tattler@calmyourritas is the latest tattler to earn the badge of honour Pretty soon all our dp’s will be displaying the badgeHis gym announced he was doing a live gig there £10 for members & £15 for non-members, glad to see that million followers is opening bigger doors for you Jake His poor dad & brother were used for attention & sympathy again on Friday because he had a hangover or maybe it was because he knew Soph was off filming something exciting Stop doing this you sick duck!

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View attachment 1218499Soapy Su is away to get herself some turkey teef after her Jacob reached out to a random clinic for her & she got it heavily discounted, oh and was made an ambassador I wouldn’t take what she’s been given if they were giving them away for free She has been keeping the asa busy this week because none of her pics or videos have been marked as #AD, naughty Su Can’t wait for you to return home for soap scoops
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Lord Farquaad went to London to get herself some lip blush, which left her poor natural lips all swollen Pull the other one soph, there’s nothing natural about you love
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She was off to a swanky country estate on Friday with her ‘girlies’ to shoot something exciting ITS range, it’s top secretITS range, it’s the best thing she’s ever done and can’t wait until she can reveal it to all her excited followers Roll on the smug, overbearing posts when she reveals her ITS range, get over yourself Soph it’s not Prada or Gucci It will be cheap, spit through tat that the bride & hens don’t mind leaving in their hotel bin in shagaluf after they’ve had their fun

Welcome to the latest member of the family Purdey Quickenden Poor kitten is being touted as a friend for Leo when we all know it’s content for these twats Good luck finding an Instagram handle for him that hasn’t already been taken by a rattler If you know, you know
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The long awaited gig was a big flop success, there wasn’t even standing room in the arena His heart must be heavy happy tonight He can’t take all the credit tho, as he was sharing the bill with another singer Absolute disgrace when Jakequickenden1millionfollowersoninsta could have filled it twice over on his own
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Carry on tattling

In the words of @Joon Jake….is still a COCK

Great recap! I am honoured to have my badge mentioned

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

Just catching up guys, love the title, horrified at the turkey teeth. She looks like this

 

[Philimena cunk]

Spot the difference when ITS have announced collabs
1. Jac Jossa with electronic billboard in middle of Manchester plus Adam Frisby
2. Stacey Solomon with massive flower arch at her own house plus Adam Frisby
3. Alison Hammond with double decker bus in London plus Adam Frisby
4. Sophie Church with a bog standard flower wall and balloons in Essex. Where’s Adam Frisby?

Bet she only got that to get rid of her, her and donkey teeth have probably been stalking him for yonks.

 

[Elle_Gee]

So on the day that he's playing to an empty gym cafeteria his non-celeb missus has launched her own clothing range with an online retailer. Ouch.

 

[Jac In The Box]

Just catching up guys, love the title, horrified at the turkey teeth. She looks like this View attachment 1218720

I can’t believe no one posted this belter (unless I missed it)

 

[mollyann]

I can’t believe no one posted this belter (unless I missed it)
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Saw it lol but was lost for words

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Bet she only got that to get rid of her, her and donkey teeth have probably been stalking him for yonks.

He definitely has. Remember he tagged him about getting his own collection when he got his million? He must be gutted. She’ll be paying for the honeymoon now

 

[Philimena cunk]

Saw it lol but was lost for words

Her legs don't match ....

 

[unidentified]

She gets more likes in 30mins on this post than he gets in days I’m not her fan but this is hilarious