Jake Quickenden #17 Hit the 1 MIL & still no work, keeps coming to tattle to have a good lurk😂

[Mizay]

Sorry (not sorry!!) I couldn't resist

 

[Philimena cunk]

JQ#18 Thread Suggestion...
Jake's an ick, always sick, million bots, but still a pri@k....

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Not sure what the rules in this thread are for title suggestions but here's my contender and sorry if someone has suggested it before I haven't read all the threads lol.

#18. Jake Ickenden

 

[Jac In The Box]

Congrats to @BringTheTea83 for the amazing thread title I say you drink wine more often

He made it guys 1 million bots followers!

He didn’t even have to do any giveaways, buy Bots or join grows All 100% authentic Fake fanatics

The family returned from America and Fake’s content was in full flow, another pair of dyson Airwraps to giveaway (as long as you both followed him & Soph < this is vital), camera straight in the little one’s face and filming asking Fred how much he missed him He set off on Tuesday morning for Birmingham & just happened to stop at the services for the toilet to discover he’d hit the 1 MIL I’m sure Lord Farquaad was straight on the phone to you Jake or maybe you knew when your latest purchase of bots would take you over the coveted marker so that’s why you pulled over

He went on & on & on about how he didn’t feel any different after reaching the elusive million Then proceeded to film himself in his hotel room in a direct dig at tattle Living rent free in your head fake

He continued the week being manic, doing icks where he was doxxing happy & messaged another tattler@calmyourritas is the latest tattler to earn the badge of honour Pretty soon all our dp’s will be displaying the badgeHis gym announced he was doing a live gig there £10 for members & £15 for non-members, glad to see that million followers is opening bigger doors for you Jake His poor dad & brother were used for attention & sympathy again on Friday because he had a hangover or maybe it was because he knew Soph was off filming something exciting Stop doing this you sick fuck!

Soapy Su is away to get herself some turkey teef after her Jacob reached out to a random clinic for her & she got it heavily discounted, oh and was made an ambassador I wouldn’t take what she’s been given if they were giving them away for free She has been keeping the asa busy this week because none of her pics or videos have been marked as #AD, naughty Su Can’t wait for you to return home for soap scoops

Lord Farquaad went to London to get herself some lip blush, which left her poor natural lips all swollen Pull the other one soph, there’s nothing natural about you love

She was off to a swanky country estate on Friday with her ‘girlies’ to shoot something exciting ITS range, it’s top secretITS range, it’s the best thing she’s ever done and can’t wait until she can reveal it to all her excited followers Roll on the smug, overbearing posts when she reveals her ITS range, get over yourself Soph it’s not Prada or Gucci It will be cheap, spit through tat that the bride & hens don’t mind leaving in their hotel bin in shagaluf after they’ve had their fun

Welcome to the latest member of the family Purdey Quickenden Poor kitten is being touted as a friend for Leo when we all know it’s content for these twats Good luck finding an Instagram handle for him that hasn’t already been taken by a rattler If you know, you know

The long awaited gig was a big flop success, there wasn’t even standing room in the arena His heart must be heavy happy tonight He can’t take all the credit tho, as he was sharing the bill with another singer Absolute disgrace when Jakequickenden1millionfollowersoninsta could have filled it twice over on his own

Carry on tattling

In the words of @Joon Jake….is still a COCK

 

[stargirl23]

funnily enough soph the only animal he reminds me of is a fucking cat

 

[Jac In The Box]

Jake has such lousy work offers other than a deserted gym as he does not engage with his so called fans .They ask him questions about his new best friend aka cat and never replies bet he’s sat screaming into his pillow that Sophie stole his thunder

He’s started following an underwear brand today all because Jamie Jewitt did an ad for them, this is his modus operandi Always watches what everyone else is doing, what a sad life!

OMFG guys!! I see your 1 million Fake & your ITS edit Lord Farquaad & I raise you because I’M A TATTLE VIP BABY I’m so fucking happy, this is the BEST thing that’s ever happened to me

 

[redstraw16]

 

[Smoke&Mirrors]

Without the syrup!

and the beard!!

 

[Tinkerbell10001]

I popped to David Lloyd yesterday afternoon, completely forgetting that the megastar Jake Quickendon was performing
Anyway, while waiting to be served in the cafe I watched him murder sorry sing “mysterious girl” guitar and all
Glancing around, no one was watching. Everyone was sitting around chatting away like a usual Sunday afternoon. People obviously didn’t get the memo they were in the presence of a mega superstar
Seen him a few times there. Walks around like he owns the place. The gf on the other hand seems quieter and will hold a door open for you etc.
Hopefully David Lloyd won’t invest in another performance anytime soon!! Took up valuable table space

 

[Lucyxxxx]

"Ask me anything" yeah Jake I'm dying to know how your missus brings herself to lie down and be mounted by you. Vile, rather be sown shut for the rest of my days tbh.

 

[mollyann]

Wtf where do this people come from Who in their right mind leaves a comment like that

 

[Hayze2384]

Enjoy my lovlies..

Enjoy my lovlies..

Or if you prefer...

 

[JustMetotoday]

I work in early years and that’s such a terrible reply. The interaction he has is far from stimulating. Having a mobile phone thrust as you is not stimulation. Watching tv is not stimulation. If that was a real message the teacher has done Leo no favours.

 

[Jac In The Box]

For joon deffo not the beer they are on a slippery fucking lopsided slope

She looks like a ventriloquists dummy

 

[charlene2]

Yayy read my messages at last basically calling him a manic freak in more words and i have finally been blocked!! Give me my badge

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

I’m not a teacher but a professional who has worked with child development for ages. He is Very behind for his age and there is zero stimulation. Feel free to post this on your stories too beggy

 

[unidentified]

I find it so sad to see his head sunken in the back with his constant looking up at the tv or phone screen.

 

[Elle_Gee]

Thread name suggestion

"Don't be fooled by the 1 million that I got
Over a quarter of them are bought and paid for bots"

 

[IamMyaJ]

Tell you what pain is Jake you prick, had my wisdom tooth out yesterday, I was in the chair for over an hour and they had to break it into three to remove it. Have I posted pictures of my mouth on my social NO because I’m not a complete cunt. Just get in the fucking bin you absolute dickhead

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

He’s now become a Facebook hun hasn’t he - one minute he’s lay in bed (being ill) a parcel arrived and FUCK A DUCK all of a sudden he jumps up out of bed like GRANDPA FUCKING JO to show off a cheap polyester dress …..