Jake Quickenden #17 Hit the 1 MIL & still no work, keeps coming to tattle to have a good lurk😂

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Congrats to @BringTheTea83 for the amazing thread title🙌🏼 I say you drink wine more often🍷🤣
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He made it guys🎉🙌🏼 1 million bots followers!

He didn’t even have to do any giveaways, buy Bots or join grows😉 All 100% authentic Fake fanatics😂

The family returned from America and Fake’s content was in full flow, another pair of dyson Airwraps to giveaway (as long as you both followed him & Soph < this is vital), camera straight in the little one’s face and filming asking Fred how much he missed him🤢 He set off on Tuesday morning for Birmingham & just happened to stop at the services for the toilet to discover he’d hit the 1 MIL🙄🤥 I’m sure Lord Farquaad was straight on the phone to you Jake or maybe you knew when your latest purchase of bots would take you over the coveted marker so that’s why you pulled over😂

He went on & on & on about how he didn’t feel any different after reaching the elusive million😂 Then proceeded to film himself in his hotel room in a direct dig at tattle🤣 Living rent free in your head fake👏🏼

He continued the week being manic, doing icks where he was doxxing happy & messaged another tattler🤣@calmyourritas is the latest tattler to earn the badge of honour😂 Pretty soon all our dp’s will be displaying the badge🤣His gym announced he was doing a live gig there £10 for members & £15 for non-members, glad to see that million followers is opening bigger doors for you Jake😂 His poor dad & brother were used for attention & sympathy again on Friday because he had a hangover or maybe it was because he knew Soph was off filming something exciting😡 Stop doing this you sick duck!🤢

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Soapy Su is away to get herself some turkey teef after her Jacob reached out to a random clinic for her & she got it heavily discounted, oh and was made an ambassador🙌🏼😂 I wouldn’t take what she’s been given if they were giving them away for free🤣🤣 She has been keeping the asa busy this week because none of her pics or videos have been marked as #AD, naughty Su🤦🏼‍♀️ Can’t wait for you to return home for soap scoops😁
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Lord Farquaad went to London to get herself some lip blush, which left her poor natural lips all swollen😭 Pull the other one soph, there’s nothing natural about you love🙄
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She was off to a swanky country estate on Friday with her ‘girlies’ to shoot something exciting ITS range, it’s top secret🤐ITS range, it’s the best thing she’s ever done and can’t wait until she can reveal it to all her excited followers🙄 Roll on the smug, overbearing posts when she reveals her ITS range, get over yourself Soph it’s not Prada or Gucci🤣 It will be cheap, spit through tat that the bride & hens don’t mind leaving in their hotel bin in shagaluf after they’ve had their fun👍🏼

Welcome to the latest member of the family Purdey Quickenden🐱🥺 Poor kitten is being touted as a friend for Leo when we all know it’s content for these twats☹ Good luck finding an Instagram handle for him that hasn’t already been taken by a rattler🤦🏼‍♀️🤣 If you know, you know🤫
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The long awaited gig was a big flop success, there wasn’t even standing room in the arena😉 His heart must be heavy happy tonight🎤 He can’t take all the credit tho, as he was sharing the bill with another singer🤷🏼‍♀️ Absolute disgrace when Jakequickenden1millionfollowersoninsta could have filled it twice over on his own😂
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Carry on tattling👏🏼

In the words of @Joon Jake….is still a COCK😂
 

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    Amazing recap Jac, thank you for doing it ❤

    In the words of Joon is my fave part 😂
     
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    Congrats to @BringTheTea83 for the amazing thread title🙌🏼 I say you drink wine more often🍷🤣
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    He made it guys🎉🙌🏼 1 million bots followers!

    He didn’t even have to do any giveaways, buy Bots or join grows😉 All 100% authentic Fake fanatics😂

    The family returned from America and Fake’s content was in full flow, another pair of dyson Airwraps to giveaway (as long as you both followed him & Soph < this is vital), camera straight in the little one’s face and filming asking Fred how much he missed him🤢 He set off on Tuesday morning for Birmingham & just happened to stop at the services for the toilet to discover he’d hit the 1 MIL🙄🤥 I’m sure Lord Farquaad was straight on the phone to you Jake or maybe you knew when your latest purchase of bots would take you over the coveted marker so that’s why you pulled over😂

    He went on & on & on about how he didn’t feel any different after reaching the elusive million😂 Then proceeded to film himself in his hotel room in a direct dig at tattle🤣 Living rent free in your head fake👏🏼

    He continued the week being manic, doing icks where he was doxxing happy & messaged another tattler🤣@calmyourritas is the latest tattler to earn the badge of honour😂 Pretty soon all our dp’s will be displaying the badge🤣His gym announced he was doing a live gig there £10 for members & £15 for non-members, glad to see that million followers is opening bigger doors for you Jake😂 His poor dad & brother were used for attention & sympathy again on Friday because he had a hangover or maybe it was because he knew Soph was off filming something exciting😡 Stop doing this you sick duck!🤢

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    View attachment 1218499Soapy Su is away to get herself some turkey teef after her Jacob reached out to a random clinic for her & she got it heavily discounted, oh and was made an ambassador🙌🏼😂 I wouldn’t take what she’s been given if they were giving them away for free🤣🤣 She has been keeping the asa busy this week because none of her pics or videos have been marked as #AD, naughty Su🤦🏼‍♀️ Can’t wait for you to return home for soap scoops😁
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    Lord Farquaad went to London to get herself some lip blush, which left her poor natural lips all swollen😭 Pull the other one soph, there’s nothing natural about you love🙄
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    She was off to a swanky country estate on Friday with her ‘girlies’ to shoot something exciting ITS range, it’s top secret🤐ITS range, it’s the best thing she’s ever done and can’t wait until she can reveal it to all her excited followers🙄 Roll on the smug, overbearing posts when she reveals her ITS range, get over yourself Soph it’s not Prada or Gucci🤣 It will be cheap, spit through tat that the bride & hens don’t mind leaving in their hotel bin in shagaluf after they’ve had their fun👍🏼

    Welcome to the latest member of the family Purdey Quickenden🐱🥺 Poor kitten is being touted as a friend for Leo when we all know it’s content for these twats☹ Good luck finding an Instagram handle for him that hasn’t already been taken by a rattler🤦🏼‍♀️🤣 If you know, you know🤫
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    Carry on tattling👏🏼

    In the words of @Joon Jake….is still a COCK😂
    another brilliant recap Jac 😊
     
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    I can’t believe he’s played a show (to be polite) this afternoon and is pretending it didn’t happen. When does he ever not show things he does. He must be so fuming at how it went.
     
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    Obviously he’s fumin

    he can’t get any work . He’s stuck doing panto . And can’t even fill his local gym for a measly £10 a ticket ….

    Tragic 😂 if this doesn’t make him realise just how irrelevant he is then I don’t know what will 😳
     
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    Joon sums him up perfectly every time 🤣
    And the ive been blocked badge does make me howl every time I see it 😂
    Is there any way to add our lovely honorary member shouting "duck off prick" into the recap?
    Excellent recap as always Jac ❤
     
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    So Adam is in a hotel bored and nothing to do and still not mentioned Sophie 😂😂😂 she’s also tragic
     
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    Obviously he’s fumin

    he can’t get any work . He’s stuck doing panto . And can’t even fill his local gym for a measly £10 a ticket ….

    Tragic 😂 if this doesn’t make him realise just how irrelevant he is then I don’t know what will 😳
    It was still vastly overpriced at a tenner...
     
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    Obviously he’s fumin

    he can’t get any work . He’s stuck doing panto . And can’t even fill his local gym for a measly £10 a ticket ….

    Tragic 😂 if this doesn’t make him realise just how irrelevant he is then I don’t know what will 😳
    The gym is probably trying to get rid of him. Why else would they embarrass him with this crappy ‘gig’. It has made my Sunday. Jake always says he just loves to sing no matter where . It begs the question, why hasn’t he shared any ‘David Lloyd Arena’ footage?
     
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    'sooo guyyyyyssss, erm, I've had erm, *slaps lips together* I've had to erm extend the erm, *touches hair* announcement but I'm like just so excited to share it with you guyysssss, I absolutely cannot wait to show you, eeeeek! *ends with sticking out tongue, head tilt and peace sign*


    I'm half expecting this..
     
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