Smoke&Mirrors
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And more! Sod this, I'm opening up a bottle of wine!! Happy Easter you lovely lot!
He’s definitely going to get it in the next few hours sad beggy cuntHow do you see his followers count? Anyone got an updated number? I'm betting he hits the million and then loses at least 2k of them back below the 1million mark again.
Was it in Manchester by any chance? If it was it was maybe the boxing event last September because a few LI guys were fighting in that as well as this clown It would have been Sophie that you saw because she was there watching, in fact I’m sure it was there that she got her new Range Rover delivered to her, as you do I know Dom & Jess took their little one with them to that. They obviously weren’t there to get pissed & show off like the restYou know what it could have been? Definitely not Teddy as my husband would have recognised him (he doesn’t do reality tv but I’ve managed to get him into LI and he hated Faye thought she was an abuser lol) but there were a few old season people, but they all ate separately so maybe not working together? I saw a load of pap pics in the DM the next day so maybe a bar/club thing?
Dom and Jess were close to our table and I always felt a bit about them and feel awful admitting it but didn’t want to be sat near them at all. But completely changed my mind about them - they look like such a lovely family, really happy and contented kid that they engage with (no screens, talking throughout breakfast) and they tidied the table before they left!
Shall we start a #gofundme for him?Yes he was I think he’s took too many gummies, he was all over the place & manic Maybe if he didn’t spend all his cash buying bots he would be on the road to 1 million quid
No you’ve gotta enter one! They win coz they are good and always a new idea not repeated titles like on some other threads (I get bored easily haha) so keep on with the great suggestions
DwpPerforming at a DWP office in Colchester very soon ...
She's probably got far more personality than the Colchester stick insect..
BRILLIANTearly thread suggestion...
#17 finally got to the coveted 1 MIL, shame his brain cell count is virtually NIL.
The fact that he had to beg and buy bots to get to 1M says it all. If he was a successful influencer etc he would get them because people LIKE him! He gained a lot of followers on DOI and X factor/ naturally as people do. But he’s just become desperate and annoying, the stuff he does isn’t funny, it’s just weird. He’s got a family and he should focus on that.. instead he’s glued to his phone.And mine about his huge fan base in Turkey Funny how they never ever mention him but suddenly he gets a million followers and they’re doing a grid post. They are obviously as shallow as he is. They’ve probably posted cos they think that if brands see it the work will come flooding in They do realise if brands then go on Jakeys insta and watch his stories, any chance of work will go flying out the window. Who would seriously employ someone as unhinged and desperate as that
How do you see the exact amount he has? I’d love to keep trackHe’s only 24 over the million, let’s hope your celebrations aren’t premature Jake
I'd piss myself if about half a dozen punters turned up...Do you think David Lloyd have actually sold any tickets for tonight? Imagine if there’s only like 10 people there (that’s me being generous btw)
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Views & likes on his music video He said have a listen, comment & like if you like it There’s 97 comments There’s your answer Jake
Me! I’m from LancashireHAHAHA don’t cry yourself to sleep. If I’m ever in Glasgow I’ll give you a shout
Just wondering is there anyone from the North West on this thread x
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Think that covers it all
Please please do it I’m here for itI think I may comment on this post asking why it’s so expensive to listen to a bloke who didn’t even make the last few weeks of a singing competition Jakey won’t be able to comment on it cos I’m blocked
Fakey fury