Congrats to me for the winning thread title
Recap - Still waiting for the magic million
Fake has been trying everything in his power to reach that elusive million with no success He shared it to Twitter and got annihilated
He tried to play it down by saying it was all for a laugh when we all know he really is that desperate
He then started following loads of home accounts
It wasn’t his new found fame from promoting cleaning products, he’s actually scraping the bottom of the barrel & joining grows
(For those not in the know this is a follow for a follow back ploy that desperate people use to grow their accounts) This isn’t z lister stuff, this is you’re not even on the list stuff
A wonderful tattler @al255 messaged him (after he had asked his followers to let him know what they thought of him) telling him a few home truths
Jake replied with a polite message as if he wasn’t fussed by it, only to then start messaging people with the same surname asking if they knew her & trying to find out more info
Stalker alert
He has been hiding like numbers for his past few posts as they’ve fallen rapidly, so he had to pull something big out the bag as leo4likes isn’t cutting it anymore So he asked for the night off from the job he loves & disappointed the fans that had bought tickets just to see him so that he could do something that he urgently needed to do & couldn’t do any other time…… A full health check! The sick duck is playing on loads of peoples insecurities & anxiety by bragging about going for a full body mot as he suffers from health anxiety
He knew this would resonate with a lot of people and would get a lot of attention
Now gp’s all over the country are going to be inundated with people asking for the same because this twit has got it done, putting more strain on a service that is already buckling
He had an mri scan a few weeks ago (supposedly) because of his tinnitus
The results were all clear so why he feels the need to have another is beyond crazy Oh yeah, for content that’s why, he stood grinning like a smug idiot in his hospital gown before he was about to go into the mri scanner because his health check journey was all being filmed He really is a bleep!
Roll on Sunday when Lord Farquaad, Leo4likes & poor forgotten child Fred return from California for more amazing, riveting content
The desperate housewives better get their Tena ladies at the ready because they’ll be creaming their pants in anticipation of seeing the best dad ever reunited with the baby they all love to see
Sophie is in California visiting her sister & family on a trip of a lifetime with her 2 boys, taking in LA & Disneyland but still finds the time to do her ads & affs Well there’s the wedding of the year to be paid for & another 10 holidays so someone’s got to do it
Still not had your lips done or any surgery Soph
Recap - Still waiting for the magic million
Fake has been trying everything in his power to reach that elusive million with no success
He shared it to Twitter and got annihilated He tried to play it down by saying it was all for a laugh when we all know he really is that desperate He then started following loads of home accounts It wasn’t his new found fame from promoting cleaning products, he’s actually scraping the bottom of the barrel & joining grows (For those not in the know this is a follow for a follow back ploy that desperate people use to grow their accounts) This isn’t z lister stuff, this is you’re not even on the list stuff
A wonderful tattler @al255 messaged him (after he had asked his followers to let him know what they thought of him) telling him a few home truths
Jake replied with a polite message as if he wasn’t fussed by it, only to then start messaging people with the same surname asking if they knew her & trying to find out more info Stalker alert
He has been hiding like numbers for his past few posts as they’ve fallen rapidly, so he had to pull something big out the bag as leo4likes isn’t cutting it anymore
So he asked for the night off from the job he loves & disappointed the fans that had bought tickets just to see him so that he could do something that he urgently needed to do & couldn’t do any other time…… A full health check! The sick duck is playing on loads of peoples insecurities & anxiety by bragging about going for a full body mot as he suffers from health anxietyHe knew this would resonate with a lot of people and would get a lot of attention Now gp’s all over the country are going to be inundated with people asking for the same because this twit has got it done, putting more strain on a service that is already buckling He had an mri scan a few weeks ago (supposedly) because of his tinnitus The results were all clear so why he feels the need to have another is beyond crazy Oh yeah, for content that’s why, he stood grinning like a smug idiot in his hospital gown before he was about to go into the mri scanner because his health check journey was all being filmed He really is a bleep!
Roll on Sunday when Lord Farquaad, Leo4likes & poor forgotten child Fred return from California for more amazing, riveting content
The desperate housewives better get their Tena ladies at the ready because they’ll be creaming their pants in anticipation of seeing the best dad ever reunited with the baby they all love to seeSophie is in California visiting her sister & family on a trip of a lifetime with her 2 boys, taking in LA & Disneyland but still finds the time to do her ads & affs
Well there’s the wedding of the year to be paid for & another 10 holidays so someone’s got to do itStill not had your lips done or any surgery Soph
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and another fantastic recap 
wtf has she done to her face?! That one where shes talking about “Literally” just finished her workout (she LITERALLY says that a lot) by god she looks like shes been to the same person as Sophie gshore/Talia oatway she looks awful… why do these woman think this manly jaw look is the way to go?? 
got to have a Peroni now