Jake Quickenden #13 Went on telly looking like Ali G..."Come see footloose?" Nah Jake, not even for free
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Oh god he's pathetic isn't he?The other day in a live Jake was ass-kissing NoHun, the guy’s a troll himself and has no issue talking about kid’s appearances (I get he was answering back to someone but there was no need to mention their kid)… but will Jake unfollow him? Or is it only not okay if it’s about Leo?
Because he ain’t cute Jake 
he’s vacant full of snot and dribble and can’t even hold his head properly .
he’s vacant full of snot and dribble and can’t even hold his head properly .
He'd be a good mate for Biffa Goodgers poor kid. Both are products of dodgy genetics and shite parenting...
Over a thousand likes on them comments because it’s true Jake . Your a tit farther you post your sons whole life on social media then get crappy when somebody calls your parenting , your a joke Jake you seriously are !!
and the one comment saying he’s cute had more dislikes on it not to be petty here but I’ve seen cuter kids
and the one comment saying he’s cute had more dislikes on it
not to be petty here but I’ve seen cuter kidsAttachments
How dare you say chicken nuggets isn’t cuteBecause he ain’t cute Jake
On another note, I’ve just vommed into my mouth watching Jake prance around in his baggy underwear so he can show us his cold bath!! He gives me the ick so bad, him and his vacant child, and Sophie who really isn’t that attractive can get in the bin
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Agreed! He’s nowhere near as cute as Jake likes to pretend he is. And I’m sorry but he was one of oddest looking newborn babies I’ve ever seen. Can’t stand Charlotte Dawson but her Noah is a gorgeous little baby. Sorry Jake.and the one comment saying he’s cute had more dislikes on it
Sophie looks as rough as a badger’s arse at the moment. She’s quite clearly had something done to her face in the last couple weeks and whatever it is it looks bleeping awful.How dare you say chicken nuggets isn’t cute
On another note, I’ve just vommed into my mouth watching Jake prance around in his baggy underwear so he can show us his cold bath!! He gives me the ick so bad, him and his vacant child, and Sophie who really isn’t that attractive can get in the bin
The way that baby looked when he was born was exactly how a baby who was induced early because it wasn’t growing right. Failing placenta for sure! Makes sense if she smokes too. And yes, they do often look like little old men because they’ve that wrinkly skin look because it’s no fat
Well his TV appearance or his giveaway hasn’t done much for the quest of the ‘road to one million’ in the last 24 hours. Wonder what he will desperately try next, other than having to make another bots purchase 
I notice he commented on Jac Jossas post regarding her acting academy. Maybe he’s going to try and get ‘gifted’ acting or singing lessons Probably thinks he can offer his expertise of the industry to her students I know he thinks he can sing but I wonder if he realises she actually has proper qualifications in music (not being on X factor) and was on a TV soap for 8 years (not 8 days like his Hollyoaks stint)
I notice he commented on Jac Jossas post regarding her acting academy. Maybe he’s going to try and get ‘gifted’ acting or singing lessons Probably thinks he can offer his expertise of the industry to her students I know he thinks he can sing but I wonder if he realises she actually has proper qualifications in music (not being on X factor) and was on a TV soap for 8 years (not 8 days like his Hollyoaks stint)Attachments
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So Jac Jossa thinks she's Helen Mirren now does she? Remind me of how many roles she has played on TV? One?Well his TV appearance or his giveaway hasn’t done much for the quest of the ‘road to one million’ in the last 24 hours. Wonder what he will desperately try next, other than having to make another bots purchase
She’s a damn sight more qualified than Jakey
Not a popular opinion on here but I actually quite like JJ and I like the fact whenever he tries blowing smoke up her arse, she looks at him with the contempt he deserves 
Cos it’s all about him. The little shyster !I have a friend who went to see the show the other night, he said Jake was terrible as was Darren Day. Shocker
Omggggg he will be crying today! He thought he was going to get glowing comments for being a hands on dad which he isn’t. He didn’t give Sophie any credit for being the one at home doing everything while he’s gone all week ! Selfish tosser.Over a thousand likes on them comments because it’s true Jake . Your a tit farther you post your sons whole life on social media then get crappy when somebody calls your parenting , your a joke Jake you seriously are !!
and the one comment saying he’s cute had more dislikes on it
He’s clearly in a manic state . Panicking
He got in footloose and beauty and the beast both was not exactly good .
His road to a million has delayed again and it’s all BOTS .
Nobody is offering him work . He’s clearly trying anything now to get work .
He’s done pretty much every reality thing but most won’t even have him.
His son ain’t getting him the attention he’s after either .
He got in footloose and beauty and the beast both was not exactly good .
His road to a million has delayed again and it’s all BOTS .
Nobody is offering him work . He’s clearly trying anything now to get work .
He’s done pretty much every reality thing but most won’t even have him.
His son ain’t getting him the attention he’s after either .
He is giving me a dangerous ick today 
Well his TV appearance or his giveaway hasn’t done much for the quest of the ‘road to one million’ in the last 24 hours. Wonder what he will desperately try next, other than having to make another bots purchase
Sophie followed this kids modelling agency
I wouldn’t be surprised if they push the cash cow to be a model/actor/singer Anything at all as long as he’s a star & his knob of a father can hang on his coattails for years to come because he knows he’s going nowhere
That comment is probably because he’s taking Leo or Freddie along to join
Controversial, but I do think Leo is a cute little boy. When he’s allowed to explore he does actually love playing and is curious and he loves Freddie….. that much you can see. Freddie is also a lovely little lad, and it can’t be too easy for him adapting to constant changes.
He chatted on for DAYS telling the world him AND Leo were going to be on This Morning. Which then transpired to be Loose Women. But it was ALWAYS the two of them. So why are the stupid news articles saying Leo ran on unexpectedly and caused chaos. He was only ably to run on because Flakey had it all planned. I’ve not watched loose Women but did see a couple of articles.
As for Nanny QVC….. well…. Where do I start! I can honestly say her movie and TV rundowns are the best for insomnia. I do think she is lonely, a bit lost and just trying to find a way in life. Last year she actually washed and dried ALL the gravel, in her garden individually. THAT takes time and determination…. When most people would have given it a quick rinse with a hose.
He chatted on for DAYS telling the world him AND Leo were going to be on This Morning. Which then transpired to be Loose Women. But it was ALWAYS the two of them. So why are the stupid news articles saying Leo ran on unexpectedly and caused chaos. He was only ably to run on because Flakey had it all planned. I’ve not watched loose Women but did see a couple of articles.
As for Nanny QVC….. well…. Where do I start! I can honestly say her movie and TV rundowns are the best for insomnia. I do think she is lonely, a bit lost and just trying to find a way in life. Last year she actually washed and dried ALL the gravel, in her garden individually. THAT takes time and determination…. When most people would have given it a quick rinse with a hose.
I feel the sameHe is giving me a dangerous ick today
he's even more ick today than usual! He's revolting Instead of pushy stage mum, it would be pushy stage mum & dadView attachment 1142791
Sophie followed this kids modelling agency
Christ I could imagine them two trying to get the kids jobs so they can leech off of them. We all know if they put the kids to work it would totally be for their benefit. At least if they got Leo into modelling, we might actually see him in some colour I doubt they’d join Jacs academy. Jake won’t drive as far as Colchester train station, he’s never going to drive from Colchester to Bexleyheath. Oh sorry he may get his chauffeur Sophie to do it. That way he can still film and eye duck himself on the journey Gives me a dangerous ick everydayHe is giving me a dangerous ick today
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