Jake Quickenden #11 Tattle living rent free in his head whilst he’s still lying in his bed

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What a sad cock......I wouldn't buy anything he promotes so fake...he looks ill ....
 
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He really doesn’t want to get on that flight does he So all his throwing his toys out the pram and calling out ‘troll’ obviously hasn’t got him the gig he wanted. His ‘ad’ work seems to be on the decline as well. Same thing over and over again and posting ads on ‘stories’ doesn’t pay anywhere near as much as a grid post. Sophie with her much fewer followers probably got paid as much for her fisher price ad as he got for hello fresh he will hate it if she starts getting more Insta work than him
 
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nice to see tattle is living rent free in that prat’s small head

Hope Leo walks while he’s away
 
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If the gummies are so good why does he not take them when he’s away from home?
Prob not aliwed
I really don't think Jake is west end calibre do you? Please don't elevate him above capabilities lol

nice to see tattle is living rent free in that prat’s small head

Hope Leo walks while he’s away
I hope Leo ups and leaves home whilst he's away

Is he going to Zurich on Germany. I've been there it's nice and defo not in Germany.
 
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We all know he wouldn’t even get an off west end show talk less of a west end production! Sorry ! All he is good for is a touring show lolll
 
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We should have bought tickets in bulk and all attended wearing t shirts with “Kirsty” on them.
 
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Grown man misses the train AND gets off at the wrong stop. He shouldn't be allowed to travel by himself he's a liability.
He's a fucking moron. Last week in either one of his or Sophie's stories she was saying that despite living in that house for a few years he still has to use the satnav to get to their local sainsburys that he has been to many times. WTF? He's a simpleton.
 
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Grown man misses the train AND gets off at the wrong stop. He shouldn't be allowed to travel by himself he's a liability.
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Last night he said he bought a train ticket to Gatwick and then realised he was flying out of Heathrow. So much shit coming out of that pie hole.
 
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Last night he said he bought a train ticket to Gatwick and then realised he was flying out of Heathrow. So much shit coming out of that pie hole.
He is trying to play the Stacey Solomon ditzy card. There is ditzy and then there is an attention seeking twat Jake
 
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This man really is the architect of his own demise isn’t he? He can’t seem to see that pratting on about insignificant incidents only serves to reinforce the perception that he’s unreliable, unfunny and unprofessional.

Why, if you were a serious theatre production company, would you employ him? What does he bring that others can’t? What’s his USP?

In all honesty, how can you trust/rely on someone who appears to fall over/miss trains/hit their head/suck CBD gummies ad nauseam.

What a strange bloke he is.
 
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He really didn't like us saying his Gucci backpack was fake, did he? Fecking idiot, stood about 20 metres from the Gucci shop at Heathrow and saying "I wanna take the Gucc into Gucc and see if it's fake" and doing one of his cringey pretend laughs. And then NOT going into the shop at all.

I wish he'd stop saying "Gucc" because it sounds like he's saying gooch which is a perineum. Fucking pleb.

There's no way he spent £1230 on a backpack, I just don't believe it.

 
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I think he did spend it on a backpack but didn’t want to tell the fans as he’s trying to be relatable pretending it’s from Turkey. There’s no way he’d go on and on about owning counterfeit goods otherwise and he obviously buys designer as Sophie had the box for Louis Vuitton or somewhere for her birthday that Leo was playing in.

Everything Jake does it to get fans approval like not mentioning his was vaccined. So he’s not going to want them all think he’s a tosser pushing adverts to then spend thousands on designer gear when he says on Instagram how material things don’t bother him anymore.

Of course material things bother him or he wouldn’t have Gucci real or fake, wouldn’t have his and hers range rovers and wouldn’t constantly be eye fucking himself
 
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Just a daily reminder for screenshots for the blocked bastards! Thank you! Xx
 
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We should have bought tickets in bulk and all attended wearing t shirts with “Kirsty” on them.
Haha mate can you imagine he’d have a breakdown, although I may just do that when I go and stand up when he’s on stage and try fuck with his tiny mind
 
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