He thinks he's Ed sheeran? HahaAnd so the pity party beginsif us in the unblocked club have to suffer this, so do those in the blocked
You’re welcome
The only bit I heard, was him being sad about his dad not being around nowDoes anyone understand a single word of his ‘song’?
I genuinely couldn’t make it out, just heard nasal whining alongside a tuneless strum on his guitar
and then I tuned out anyway. Everything he does sounds the same - crapAll I heard was dum de dum dumThe only bit I heard, was him being sad about his dad not being around now
More like Mr Ed with those bleeping teeth...
pathetic he is and as for his singing, I suggest you don't bother Fakey
I thought it’s about time I wrote another ode about fakey
As a member of the blocked club I don't know whether to thank you or curse you after watching itAnd so the pity party begins
I want him to keep sharing his ‘vocals’ online. It will keep his ‘music career’ dead!Does anyone understand a single word of his ‘song’?
I genuinely couldn’t make it out, just heard nasal whining alongside a tuneless strum on his guitar
fuckin hell! He needs to remove those dentures and we will hear him better.And so the pity party begins
bleeping BrilliantAs the weather is
Old fakey I see is still being a knob
Telling everyone he off to a job
Crap looking breakfast and no runny egg
Off to annoy someone or maybe to beg
Him being a pro footballer in a distant past
Like everything else it obviously didn’t last
He arrives at noon at the football ground
Looking for someone just to hound
Wonder if he will say “make some noise”
Only for attention from some young boys
A charity match all in a good cause
Him hoping it will open some jobbing doors
We are waiting for his master chef debut
Bet everything he cooked was absolute poo
His whole boring life is like Groundhog Day
No work or sponsors are willing to pay
He might do better if he admits to being gay
I’m sure other will then show him the way
But for now he will carry on pretending
Often annoying and being offending
A wife he takes out for an occasional outing
Every photo she looks boring and pouting
One child that’s disruptive and still pissing
The other child that constantly missing
Mortgage and bills mounting day by day
Doing this and that with very little pay
Both seem lazy and deluded as duck
Constantly sitting in a house full of muck
Any real work he gets is now very rare
Bet the sad bastard thinks this isn’t fair
Looking a Pratt whilst doing a dance
He still thinks he is in with a chance
People with personalities will win every time
Other people seem to be doing just fine
Start acting like your actual age
Look after your family without any rage
Both your sons look frightened with you
Then maybe people will be kinder too
It’s hard being a parent and spouse as well
But others manage it but they don’t tell
Your whole miserable life isn’t doing great
Everyone you meet doesn’t think it just fate
Non of these people want to be your mate
Also bringing out the dead is now to late
You had plenty of time when they were here
But you couldn’t be bothered to be near
You seem to be ugly inside and out
Still a work shy fucker with absolute nowt
I can only assume that you must be thick
As people you meet they think you’re a dick
The expression on their faces tells us all
They cannot stand being near such a fool
But carry on being an absolute prick
Gives us tattlers the absolute
Literally (god I sound like Chazza & Lauren GoodgerAnd so the pity party begins
) did not hear one word of that! Does he think it makes him sound more trendy strangling the words like that? And as for yet another night of LI commentary - pleeeeease! He must read here & know the fake laugh is super cringe. I've never seen a more lost Instagrammer, he doesn't know which way to swing: singing, TV, sport, acting etc. Listen boi, it ain't ever going to happen. If he can’t get in that lineup with some of the so called ‘celebrities’ that are listed, it shows just how irrelevant he is. I only recognise about 5 people and I wouldn’t refer to them as celebrities either 
Don’t forget as well, he was playing the big I am because he had that cameraman following him around, filming for his MMA thing. Unless he gets a last minute call up because others have dropped out, he’ll say he’s not playing cos of his feet
So I put them in, cranked up their volume (and the laptop's) to maximum and tried to decifer what the actual duck he's warbling about. Honestly couldn't make out any of the last few lines at all. Bits in black capitals are my bits.
