Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.

[Cady1954]

Ughhhh that Alice gives me 'Martha Baby Reindeer' vibes

 

[VC10]

 

[Turtledove58]

Can I second that to @mollyann before my mum passed she was in a residential home as well (dementia) and honestly what the carers did for her was above and beyond what was ever expected. Carers really don’t get the appreciation and recognition they deserve. It’s such a hard hard job and I admire anybody that can do it

The same for me! Mum had Alzheimer’s and we cared for her in the early years but she had to be moved to a residential care home. What a hard working lady you are @mollyann xx

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Out doing what he wants yet again!! Selfish bastard could have taken those boys to the seaside

Oh surprise now he’s posted this

 

[JazzFan]

PERHAPS FAKEY if you and your grifter beard paid anything to the NHS you might get an appointment. Won’t mummy and daddy pay private for you?

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Absent all weekend and look what the first thing she posts is Yep we’ve all been on the edge of our seats waiting for a reminder with her personal code

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Hahaha so that's why he's got decks, fucking hell he's got just over a month to perfect djing, good look with that Fakey
Absolute silence from him on his stories today, apart from sharingvthat awful reel probably been in a mood all day cos they are skint and he's got no work

Flaps and her foodsprings ads, yakking skin, tits you could drive a bus through that lip flip was a waste of money, like most shit she does

Totally loving the sheer lack of engagements on both of their reels likes going off in 3, 2, 1

Hahaha the bright lights of Bognor ey. Fakey’s set will be when everyone rushes off for ciggie and loo breaks.

 

[Turtledove58]

Sometimes you have to wonder what is going on in his tiny brain! Has he suddenly become a squirrel guru

 

[mollyann]

I bet he’s filming non stop going by the comments.That bloke will regret letting that creepy idiot make this all about him.Why did flaps even go last night as he obviously ignored her to get his ugly mug pictured with the other z listers.

 

[DeniseRoyle]

Comfort, a work event? Good one Fakey, bro

Flappy looks happy to be there

 

[Turtledove58]

Please add your dedication and commitment you ugly twat!

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

I reckon Sam has earnt more from endorsements, TV jobs, brand deals, etc.. since leaving the jungle (5/6 months ago), than Fakey has earnt in his whole 36 years

Please be nice. The truth hurts.
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He’s pathetic!! Also one slip and they both would of landed on Leo

He doesn’t care. He would use it to get on TV to discuss the accident.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

(14/05)

Well that's her grifted slop for a month. Why is she going out running looking like a 7r old at a swimming lesson? How the neighbours must laugh at her and DJ RatBoy Dim!

 

[JazzFan]

No Sunday lunch out then just boring small portion hello fresh
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How many times a week does Zelda cut the grass

 

[VC10]

Let’s teach Leo to punchDear god the parenting skills by this dick head really do leave me speechless.Why is the prick topless again he really does turn my stomach

He's under the delusion he's hot.
He's fucking far from it

 

[Turtledove58]

I wonder what Mary Poppins/Cinderella will be doing today with his new best mate!
Gail will be involved, so that he can mirror Gemma and suddenly became emphatic and adores all creatures great and small! The food he’s left out is more than lord Farquhar eats!!

 

[cazellie]

Wasn't he saying when he was in panto that he'd got an online appointment with some private thing and got antibiotics. Right when there was a shortage and he probably didn't even bloody need them! Don't cure hypochondria. Sorry health anxiety

If I’ve remembered it correctly wasn’t it during restrictions and it would have been almost impossible to get a face-to-face appointment? Then to top it off he produced anti-biotics which seemed dodgy.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Meanwhile! Look at Sam Thompson, he’s annoying but that’s ok. Bet Fakey is crying

Plus ST is playing in Soccer Aid which Fakey will give his right arm for, no wonder he hates Sam.

 

[JazzFan]

I'm pretty sure that pic of him.in the canoe is from a while ago unless he is eyefucking the camera and playing dad of the year I don't believe he took him out today plus where's his ugly freckles and tan?

There would have been more photos if he had done

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Off Limits are certainly going full pelt at the moment trying to get his face out there Nothing from Polly yet.

Photoshopped to the max.