Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.

[Mark81]

I think instead of a Xmas pantomime, the place in Colchester is doing this for 3 weeks at Xmas, so totally separate from the tour. He was announced but I’m sure if a 2 min TV appearance comes up, he’ll probably cancel the whole gig for that

Yeah i get that, But that's what's odd.

A theatre granted permission to do a separate show that is also touring the UK. Usually when a professional production is announced the rights are withheld by the producers so no one else can do a production.

 

[Robin71]

Out doing what he wants yet again!! Selfish bastard could have taken those boys to the seaside

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Bet he’s fuming how much it looks like Flaps before she had all her procedures on her face.
Is it even his?
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Gormless - like mother, like son. Definitely not his. He loves the cock!

 

[JazzFan]

Fakey realising he has no excuse to get out of this charity walk
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His little blow of his checks like his doing something heroic

 

[bargainhunt99]

Can you imagine Fakey ever saying anything this nice & loving about Flaps...
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He's punching and he knows it

 

[Turtledove58]

What the fuck? Peanuts…… he’s not wired right! Nor can he spell

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Also he should also be marking his stories as ads. Yes I have reported him
As for her. No wonder they’re skint. She bought loads of followers last month and now buying likes as well. Must be cheaper to do that than her normal £20 giveaways
Some of Flappys likes. Seem genuine

The shame of it all! She can pay for all the likes she wants but she and her bank account knows the truth. Keep lying to yourself Flapz.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Actual ugly jobless twat! What’s the betting he’ll be begging for work tonight

Is he wearing that for a bet??
He looks like a fucking tramp just walked up and stood there.
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Glad to see I'm not the only one wondering WTF he is wearing. Fell into the bargain bin at the nearest charity shop I'd say. The stuff they left out to be taken away because it wouldn't sell.

Looks like he's been kicked through top shop on the first day of the sales...

 

[VC10]

Christ these non-entities spout some shit in their relevance-play-acting

 

[Barbie2020]

He really looks ridiculous on these pre records. His wig looks worse than ever.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Has she had her nostrils made smaller lol.Dear god give it up woman at only 31 you look really scaryView attachment 2927522

It honestly looks like a stick-on plastic snout!
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The packaging is 10/10 it's Habanero Flaps you thick fuck

Haa----ben----row! Christ she is thick as fuck!

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

and so the quotes begin

Why, are you off to the job centre Fakey

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Oh stop teasing us you utterly brilliant next to be Calvin Harris! All the headphone shite and he thinks he’s the next Ibiza fame hungry twat I’m way behind because I worked more 15 minutes today

Were these today? Cos if they were he’s already deleted them I think

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Loads of Off Limits people there and home influencer types. Flappy obviously tagged along Surprised that Tony and Pete are lowering themselves going to z list events like this though

 

[VC10]

The Dead Sibling Society Jesus Christ that has made me laugh way more than it should, he is an absolute fucking cretin, the lowest of the low.
His poor fucking dad and brother can't even be allowed to rest in peace, he should be ashamed of himself.

He will dig them up , shortly, have them hanging about in the lounge

Maris and Flapz, oblivious .....

 

[JazzFan]

Is she not a veggie?

Nope, not for the last few months

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Who is that Filters on overdrive and is that the job a comfort fabric softener back roomPlease just View attachment 2955116

Delighted as always. Flaps flower just dump him and go back to being a beauty therapist you’ll be so much happier.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

No squirrel stories yet this morning? How long before he names it
More importantly has he got any actual work this week?

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Oh fuck off you cretin.

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When a cat has more friends …..
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Surprise surprise he’s the one with his phone out taking a selfie of everyone I bet he sat himself at the head of the table as well. I’m assuming as this is for charity, he’s doing this for free . How long before he puts ‘judge’ in his insta bio

Do you think he’s put himself forward ?

 

[mollyann]

Imagine getting up and moaning about not getting in the doctors while stood filming toplessHe really is such a creep and who cares and why even go online to chat shit constantly.Flaps missing all weekend that new agency she joined working well with finding her work then