Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.

[Cleopops]

The Dead Sibling Society Jesus Christ that has made me laugh way more than it should, he is an absolute fucking cretin, the lowest of the low.
His poor fucking dad and brother can't even be allowed to rest in peace, he should be ashamed of himself.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So he gets flappy to film Spud watching him on TV, just so he can share it to his own stories and he wonders why the only gigs he gets are 2 min ones on morning TV It’s the pure vanity, narcissism and self obsession that any minor appearance he then has to share it online

 

[Barbie2020]

So many comments saying what is he saying!? I think you are all right and doing it to make passive agressive posts about it. Fancy using your son like that, what a piece of shit.

 

[Turtledove58]

Obviously when I wake up, I set my camera phone up and video myself in my white boxers…….. WTF!

 

[Philimena cunk]

And no after party invite either. Must have been a sad lonely journey home to Colchester on the last train, desperately searching Getty images......
Sad trombone noise..wah wah wah wahhhhhhhh..
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Why does he look like a tramp in the first pic

Because he is. Worzel Quickenden.
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Why does he look like a tramp in the first pic

Because he is. Worzel Quickenden.

 

[TrACE22]

It's actually distressing to see him exploit Leo like that. The poor kid obviously has developmental delays, and instead of doing anything to help, he does stuff like that.

I haven't been on the threads here much recently but I gather that he doesn't appear to attend nursery anymore. They were probably being told over and over about things they could do to help him. And to get him assessed, at whatever age that should happen. At the very least, to get him onto a waiting list for assessment.

It's very sad to see him being used by both of them, in this way, while doing nothing about his development.

He can allegedly get himself an adhd diagnosis, so why can’t they get help for their son? Waiting list are extremely long up to 2 years wait in my area.
The amount of money they have spent recently couldn’t have paid for Leo to be seen privately, but it all boils down to their needs come first.
Leo will be so far behind his peers when he starts school, because they did nothing to help him. The selfish pair make me so angry, stop chasing fame Fakey and be a proper father.

 

[bluecups]

DJ Fakey will be like one of those annoying blokes you get operating the waltzers, think they're in a rave, you can't hear what they're saying as they've got the mic too close & say "scream if you want to go faster"

Whilst I'm on a Phoenix Nights theme....

 

[bluecups]

Fucking hell, you’d think he was at the Oscars the way he’s carrying on. What sort of desperado gets someone to film them on the red carpet, so they can put it on their Instagram to the background music of Million Dollar baby He actually thinks he’s famous

Couple of observations about his big moment on the red carpet..

- A few of the photographers actually pointed their cameras down or started fiddling with their equipment (not a euphemism) when he started posing

- Someone must have shouted something at him because he pulls out his pretend reading glasses and defiantly holds them up whilst mouthing off at someone before tuning to stomp off. I originally thought he was giving someone the finger or giving a two fingered salute because his micro expressions and body language were hostile so I watched it again to check.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Fucking hell, you’d think he was at the Oscars the way he’s carrying on. What sort of desperado gets someone to film them on the red carpet, so they can put it on their Instagram to the background music of Million Dollar baby He actually thinks he’s famous

 

[Philimena cunk]

Currently retailing at £12 in Primark, Norwich.
Nice try, flaps, nice try......and in her size 8 as well!!!

 

[bluecups]

Fakey getting excited because the goblin can do a thumbs up. FFS it's not like he just read War And Peace by Dostoevsky, he just moved one digit on his hand.

 

[plattyjoobs]

State of that hot tub

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Twitter still giving

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Meanwhile! Look at Sam Thompson, he’s annoying but that’s ok. Bet Fakey is crying

I reckon Sam has earnt more from endorsements, TV jobs, brand deals, etc.. since leaving the jungle (5/6 months ago), than Fakey has earnt in his whole 36 years

 

[Bored2021]

I've done just over 50 miles starting at 3am and finishing around 9pn and I was shattered, feet had blisters and my feiend had to go to hospital her feet were that bad. The terrain was very difficult though.....

It's a towpath so it will be flat thats one thing in his favour. I think his major struggle will be how he's going to charge his phone!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So that’s the real reason he met up with them today. So he could get another reel with Alice. I don’t know why he bothers because she outshines him every single time and shows him up for the complete attention seeking amateur he is. Can’t imagine what it’s like to not be able to go out and socialise with people, without filming it all and putting it on social media. What a sad twat he is

 

[Robin71]

His main problem is his need for his ego to be constantly boosted he cannot just do his job he has to make sure all attention is on him. Going on Loose Women first to get semi naked and get his balls felt then to get in an ice bath (why?) Interviews Davina McCall pulls off his top and dives in the pool apparently on TFM one night he couldn't stop laughing at someone in the audience shouting out so I assume the whole cast has to stand around while he composes himself the red carpet at POB has to start pissing about doing a stupid dance the list goes on and this is exactly why he is getting no more chances at anything like this because of his constant need to show off rather than just remain professional

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

(16/05)

What an absolute bellend.

 

[DeniseRoyle]

Purdey has clearly has enough of waiting for Flappy to leave Fakey, he's made the first move

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He could be doing a couple of tours and panto but looks like his attitude has done him a lot of harm. I like seeing things behind the scenes and I’ve said before he could’ve used his platform for that and also be a proper cancer ambassador. Instead he humiliates his colleagues. He always says it’s banter and has that awful fake smile when he does it too. I’d be very surprised if he got anymore theatre work. Maybe that’s why he’s doing his ‘acting’ videos in the hope he gets TV work.

I genuinely think he believes tours and panto are beneath him and he’ll only do them as a last resort. Didn’t he say on a podcast, that he’ll do musicals if that’s all there was, but his real passion was presenting and acting? He wants to be on TV and doesn’t care how he does it. I bet when he found out he got Masterchef, he already started planning in his head, what that could lead to for him . When he’s on Lorraine/LW, he posts about a 2 min appearance several times but when he’s on tour, he barely promotes it. Look at Baby Dino. Yes he couldn’t say at the time but he’s never mentioned it since and that’s because he thinks deep down, he was too good for it. I think he probably only did that because besides from being desperate for cash, he thought it may lead to being on the main MS TV show He’s had more TV opportunities than most. Barring all the ‘presenting’ appearances on morning TV, he’s done the Jungle, X Factor (x2), DOI, Ninja Warriors, SAS, TFM, that were all programmes on primetime mainstream channels. Why he thinks MC will open doors when the others haven’t, Christ knows but I bet that’s what he’s thinking/hoping for.