Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.
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He cant stay home with his family at all can he!!! 2 days on the bounce hes out.
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I liked her nose at first, I thought it suited her. But it does absolutely look like miss piggy now, especially from the side.That posh sauce AD (not marked as) her nose looks like Miss Piggy, yeah I said it
I so wish Leo kicked out Fakey’s turkey teeth with those repeated foot slaps he was giving him! Fakey didn’t stop him cos he wanted content for insta. Seeing his teeth flying out of his mouth would have been epic.A huge congratulations to @Turmeric123 for our new thread title!
In the previous thread we were introduced to Boo, the new cat and Flaps is treating it like a substitute baby. Meanwhile, Fakey ran down to mummy and DoorMatt on the beg again.
Bambi and Boils finally went tits up (no surprise there) and she is having a closing down sale for the rest of her Ali Express tit.
We saw Gail kick him in the face repeatedly which was horrific and quite enjoyable at the same time!
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Fakey had one day at work for ITV Win because no other fucker wanted it!
Flaps' lip flip looks ridiculous, as does her whole face and both are completely desperate, annoying and gormless.
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Keep on grinding Fakeys!
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Jake Quickenden #103 When will these cretins ever learn? He's a CANCER Ambassador but they have SUNBURN!
A huge thank you for all the votes for my new thread title! 😘 The Full Monty's last show was the 13th April and they celebrated unemployment by booking a "bucket list" holiday to the Bahamas. From what we had seen of it so far, it was more "clearance bin" than "bucket list". It looked tit...tattle.life
The bleeping Adams Family
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Did she just buy up all the different sauces and pretend it's an ad to make herself look busy?
So is this the "lip flip" then because she sounds like she's having trouble talking properly and it really doesn't look good.
So is this the "lip flip" then because she sounds like she's having trouble talking properly and it really doesn't look good.
He churns my stomach! Smug, beggy twit
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And they've done yet another embarrassingly bad dance reel. 
He can’t just go and socialise without being a prick and filming it. I hate having my picture taken so I would hate to be in his company knowing the phone is always out. Surprised he got invited to go with them
Off topic but his lover boy Danny not doing Bonnie and Clyde anymore? Sure he had an insta grid post about it a while ago but can’t see it anymore. Maybe I’m just imagining it.
Off topic but his lover boy Danny not doing Bonnie and Clyde anymore? Sure he had an insta grid post about it a while ago but can’t see it anymore. Maybe I’m just imagining it.
It honestly looks like a stick-on plastic snout!Has she had her nostrils made smaller lol.Dear god give it up woman at only 31 you look really scaryView attachment 2927522
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Haa----ben----row! Christ she is thick as duck!The packaging is 10/10
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Also in the last video in his house that was uploaded where he's talking about the piers Morgan interview you can actually see last nights left over gear still stuck to his nose hairs
With the charger attached to the phone as well
Also in the last video in his house that was uploaded where he's talking about the piers Morgan interview you can actually see last nights left over gear still stuck to his nose hairs
Great spot!Q
With the charger attached to the phone as well
Also in the last video in his house that was uploaded where he's talking about the piers Morgan interview you can actually see last nights left over gear still stuck to his nose hairs
“The power of Piers Morgan”. Goes to show how thick Fakey is. Baby reindeer is the no1 Netflix series globally. Anyone interviewing Martha on screen for the 1st time would have major numbers as everyone wants to listen to what spews out of her mouth. Or is Fakey sucking up to Piers, hoping for an interview lollllll. Btw Fakey gets uglier as each second goes by.Out again in London for a Full Monty cast reunion and only three turned up! Nice of him to compare Alice to the character Martha in Baby Reindeer.
Has he been electrocuted today as his syrup is looking beyond ridiculous.
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So that’s the real reason he met up with them today. So he could get another reel with Alice. I don’t know why he bothers because she outshines him every single time and shows him up for the complete attention seeking amateur he is. Can’t imagine what it’s like to not be able to go out and socialise with people, without filming it all and putting it on social media. What a sad twit he is
Fakeys seen both CH & Danny Boy in 2 days, he must be ready to explode
Notice how they all look like they need some SPF on this "reunion", the great sarcoma ambassador strikes again
Notice how they all look like they need some SPF on this "reunion", the great sarcoma ambassador strikes again
I know he did show himself at the train station but I don't buy it maybe getting his car from somewhere he left it yesterday at least 3 times I've seen car keys on the table next to his elbow and if you go on Alice's stories there were empty pint glasses then an empty wine glass he just tried to hide what he's got in his glass now but it doesn't matter you can tell he is pissed! 
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