Jake Quickenden #101 Flakey Fakey's still workshy, he kissed the boys & made Flapz cry!

[Jane_Mcdonald]

And of course all her followers are going to say they want links
Still can’t believe she’s only 31

Would that be affiliate links Flaps
So she can earn literal pennies

Her hubby looks like he's been dug up this morning, truly terrifying

 

[DeniseRoyle]

I'm assuming he means one last hurrah

 

[Redtea2]

I wonder if they’ll reply to this comment

Wouldn’t be surprised if she is tbh for content he don’t get it from Maris

 

[Turmeric123]

Go check this out????? Check what out is he drunk??

Done deliberately for engage
Predictable if nothing else Fakey

 

[JazzFan]

Bet he hasn't moved far from that hammock today lazy shit and why is he letting Gail cover his eyes with his arm? Where are his sunglasses and hat? Those young lads should have on tshirts aswell

Flappy definitely likes her kids tanned, no spf in that household

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Here we go! No doubt these will ALL be returned and never seen again. I see her 'A Level Language' is working strong again with her 'their' and 'they're' and 'round the pool'. Dunce.

 

[JazzFan]

Wait was that his car with the tickets? Confusion lol

 

[PrincessJeanie]

The number plate on the reel starts with AW which is Aruba. Looks like the Caribbean but no flights from Heathrow to Aruba today. I went to Aruba on a cruise years ago but can’t tell because to be honest the sea in the Caribbean, looks the same wherever you are if you’re on the Caribbean coastline All I’ll say is if it’s anywhere in the Caribbean it’s definitely more for her/them than for the kids

 

[IamMyaJ]

I reckon vegas

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Im a bit behind as I had a funeral to attend and fuck me the amount of grief thieves I noticed? I was on grief thief patrol and didn’t even realise Im definitely on here way too much thread Anyway… why are we questioning MC? I thought they announced it? or used the word ‘rumoured’? He’s definitely unknown even in the zilch list and reality fake world but he did drop a load of hints and took time off when it was being filmed (citing MH ) Imagine if he wasn’t on it and did all that? I know Carpark is Carpark but at least Paddy is known! Jake is a complete nobody!

No one has been announced officially but the tabloids are normally pretty spot on when it comes to things like this. I know he’s sad but surely even he wouldn’t start following all the other rumoured contestants just to make out he’s on it and he did start following them the week of his MH episode before their names were even in the press.

 

[gagzi]

been on the KH thread myself but now it’s getting infiltrated by the KP Haters it’s too much for me. Not a KP lover myself by any stretch of the imagination, but the delusion with some of them and the fact that their hatred for KP means KH is some sort of Saint (in their eyes) is mind blowing. Funnily enough while they’re all sniping at each other, I also thought about this thread and how like you say, there’s never any nastiness between us on here. Definitely the nicest, friendliest thread on tattle and one I also love being a part of

Yes same @bluecups and @PrincessJeanie, I only lurk on there but so much hate between them all it's unreal. I love our thread, nicest, friendliest most hilarious bunch on tattle. You're all the best and i love being part of it!

 

[Redtea2]

I also think he was having a dig at Sams girlfriend when he said there’s no reason why he can’t do SCD now, the fact that let Zara on and she come from reality TV, namely Love Island. Chose to ignore that she’s been doing documentaries on BBC for a few years now and not still been chasing every reality show out there, like someone else we could mention. He’s the type of person that can’t be happy for anyone else’s accomplishments cos like you say he’s a very jealous bitter person.

He is deluded he really thinks he’s a celeb he’s far from it
even Zara has done more than he has documentaries she has done so many with bbc . Love island and that git her lots of work with big brands then she did some of the made in Chelsea .

Nobody will employ him because of his manic personality

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I wonder if they’ll reply to this comment

Fucking hell, that's hilarious!

 

[Turmeric123]

And then when he gets a 2 min TV appearance, not only does his agent get a percentage of that, so does Polly. Imagine having to pay for an agent and a publicist and you still only get the tiny dregs no one else wants Oh and not forgetting he reckons he’s now looking at an acting agent as well. He may as well ‘work’ for nothing

And an extra expense for Equity or similar if he gets an acting job any wonder they are smashed

In case anyone is wondering the trainers are still on vinted for a tenner

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Has she had her teeth done

Don't think so but they are far too big for her mouth and her tongue is mahoosive!

 

[JazzFan]

Plus he will be in a horrible mood behind the scenes, as no definite new job to go to when he gets back.

All that being home and family time and every night at home

Must kill him not going on his phone for the flight

 

[cazellie]

My name is Jake and I don’t post food photos

I bet there was more grub there than in his photo as he’s greedy and likes to get his money worth (even though this is gifted!). I get he’s male and I get he trains a lot so likely eats a lot, plus (did I say ?) he’s greedy but I’d be totally stuffed having just what he’s showing. The shake would be enough for me!

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Has to get the personalised welcome card in the shot too. Sad person that he is.

just goes to show he isn’t used to the good life if every little thing amazes him!

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Don't forget the good old mozzie repellent Jeanie

Yessss. That was the most embarrassing one, with costume and all.

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Don't think so but they are far too big for her mouth and her tongue is mahoosive!

Too true crazy