Jake Quickenden #101 Flakey Fakey's still workshy, he kissed the boys & made Flapz cry!

[laughingspectator]

She was on and off with Fred’s dad for years and years, really toxic volatile relationship! Before she was even pregnant with Freddie, Rob cheated on her - when Flapz found out she posted intimate pictures of Fred’s dad online (him covered in his own jizz etc). It was a huge deal at the time in Colchester - unsure how it went down but they eventually got deleted and lo and behold she was then pregnant with Fred’s!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Thread Suggestion #102

Flapz got cheated on & felt so bitter. She posted Rob's jizzy knob all over Twitter!

 

[HMC]

Saw this on Twitter …daughter! Someone’s taken Fakeys identity!

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…and another one Can’t think why he came off Twitter!

 

[bluecups]

Off topic but.....I just wanted to say how much I love this thread and our community of Fakeys. It really is the best thread on Tattle. Other threads I follow are giving me headache and heartache today. All hell has let loose on the Katie Price/Kieran Hayler threads and everyone is arguing and being vicious to each other and there's stories of animal abuse on the Jodie Marsh thread (even though the posters aka Mushers are legends on there, has to be said). Real low vibration energy abound. Despite being an absolute gobshite I'm actually quite a sensitive soul.

I've never seen arguing on this thread, the worst that's happened is we've seen off a few dubious newbies but we've all remained tight as fuck and never ever attacked each other. And this really is the funniest thread on Tattle too, not to mention the FBI-esque skills we have between us. Privileged to be part of what we have created here.

Fucking love you all, you nasty internet trolls
#Fakey4lyf

 

[MissMona]

Saw this on Twitter …daughter! Someone’s taken Fakeys identity!
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…and another one Can’t think why he came off Twitter!
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Screaming at the catfish. Normally I'd report these accounts. But I can't help but laugh at the photos this dude is posting
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Wonder if Fakey will pop back on Twitter to report him?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

As the morning sun rose high above The Cave
Today is the day, do not cry - just be brave!
The Full Monty will be just a faint memory,
With his syrup on wonky and pockets empty!

The prospect of new work is looking quite slim,
Is it because he's a prick or in fact, rather dim?
He picks up his 'Gratitude' book and turns a new page,
Then puts on his trousers that smell and are beige.

Treading the boards for the very last time,
Unemployment is here and it's time for a wine,
To drown out his sorrows and lacklustre life,
and go back home to Gail and the gormless 'wife'.

Another holiday is looming for Instagram content,
He'll show those pesky Tattlers that he is indeed not bent!
An overdose of fake smiles and a 'happy family' front,
But those pesky Tattlers see through it all because they know he's just a cunt!

 

[bluecups]

I know this has been pointed out before but.....Gail and Gage from Pet Semetary.
Sorry not sorry.

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Her & Kate Lawler need to jump right in the bin. Showing off their skeletal, undernourished bodies fully aware young girls are following them. They've both got eating disorders & an unhealthy relationship with IG. Flaps is a two bit nobody I really wish her and her fake, vocal fry voice would sink without a trace.

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Someone pass me a bucket please
If he was chocolate, he would eat himself, thirsty cunt is thirsty. Never seen such an old, ugly, wrinkly, sweaty 35 Yr old

 

[laughingspectator]

The revenge porn picture she released at the time was on Twitter, the amount of people she rubbed up the wrong way at the time I’m surprised it’s not already out there that she did it! The girl he cheated with was hounded, bullied, harassed for months afterwards and Flapz and her friends egged the poor girls house. I’d love to see the photo again, it’s embedded in my memory - haha!

 

[Norfolking Good]

I’m always a bit iffy about these parties celebs attend for cancer awareness. It seems a lot of money goes into getting the cream of the z list to attend and they only turn up for the red carpet and free meal. I doubt they give a shit about whichever cancer it is (Pride of Britain awards being another prime example). I’d much rather see fundraising going directly to labs, hospitals and research for the patients and families

 

[fredster2018]

No wonder the Dad lets her use Freddie for ads and likes, the bloke is probably scared to wake up to his jizzy knob all over social media

 

[Lurker111]

I don't understand why she made a big song and dance about not telling the boys as if it was a place they would actually recognise and be excited for

 

[VC10]

WTF - sorry to derail the thread but...

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Good ! Splendid news

Dead . Like jakeys ' career'

 

[Barbie2020]

So it's 100% not Dubai then cos apparently he doesn't like Dubai

Cheeky bugger he likes it when it’s a freebie!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Flapz eating her overnight oats in the morning with her new nose job!

(I'm actually crying posting this).

 

[Turmeric123]

Does this fucker not get sick.of deleting posts nobody likes and resharing as if new. Nobody wants to see Maris or read your BS story. I'd rather hear about your reasons for remaining in Xfactor instead of being with your dying brother

Anyway flaps when you are finished catching kids any chance you'd be a doll and pop up the jeans reel

 

[JazzFan]

He does fuck all for her, no fuss on her 30th nothing on mothers day and she takes him to the Bahamas? LO fucking LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[VC10]

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Her new nose looks so bad in this video. Looks even wider than before.

I think she gave the short-sighted surgeon this photo to get inspiration from as it's uncanny. It's as wide as a pig's snout.

"Alright Babe?".