Jake Quickenden #100 1 Million Followers, 100 Threads, 1% Engagement & 0% Likeability!

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Fakey asking Gail what he's got for breakfast, and he doesn't even answer he seriously needs help.
How's the potty training going Fakey, it hasnt been mentioned since you posted him on his potty on your stories please let us know on here, ta very muchly

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

That stupid reel makes me feel sadder & sadder. Any loving step dad would not set his step son up to look so in the way & not wanted. He makes sure he eye fucks himself & dances OTT with that bleeping nugget head & hideous too short trousers. Doesn't Freddie start secondary school later this year? If so Fakey is setting him up to get bullied with these embarrassing non cool reels. And why is that pork pie held all the time by Flaps?? He's turning into a tubby little thing. Yeah, talk me through your breakfast - tumble weed blowing across his blank face.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Still pushing the family narrative today then

 

[JazzFan]

What exciting ventures will they get upto today as a loving family? Remember when they said they were going to go to Legoland but it was raining

 

[PrincessJeanie]

What exciting ventures will they get upto today as a loving family? Remember when they said they were going to go to Legoland but it was raining

and they ended up at a Shopping Centre instead They’re at Jimmys Farm which is far too close to where I live for my liking It’s free entry though so definitely cheaper than Legoland

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Is this grifted or paid for, he has tagged Jimmy's Farm on one of his stories and I just looked at admission prices. It's £20 for adults and £17 for kids over 2, no way have they spent that for a few hours out, tight bastards.

Oh Jeanie, their sites says this

 

[Redtea2]

Still pushing the family narrative today then

They are faking it
either they have been rowing for months and he’s agreed to change or it’s just fake because for The gram .
marriage died years ago he married her for content he had a child with her for content and she is only with him because what wouldn’t have her

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Still pushing the family narrative today then

Well it is April Fool's.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Oy fakey ..
I saw this and thought of you, even if it is an April fool ..

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Perfect April Fool's Day - playing "happy families" again.

 

[ChastityDingle]

He does the work nobody else wants

Crumbs

Exactly.

If he could try to be a civilised, mannerly human being, he could have had a small sideline in that type of tv work, over the years. Hey it's not glamorous, or anything but it would help to pay the bills, alongside other work. And then build on that, get a good reputation for reliability and professionalism and so forth.

But he is so convinced that he will hit the big time - and don't start me on his nasty personality - that he has thrown away even that. Except, as you said, crumbs. That's all he will ever get now.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Is this grifted or paid for, he has tagged Jimmy's Farm on one of his stories and I just looked at admission prices. It's £20 for adults and £17 for kids over 2, no way have they spent that for a few hours out, tight bastards.

Oh Jeanie, their sites says this

No way would Jimmy give freebies to someone like Fakey. He doesn’t need to. The place is always packed. Apparently another ‘influencer’ trick is tagging where you are because they want people to think they are that popular they get it free (I’m still sure this is what they did in the Maldives) Also it sometimes leads to future free/discounted outings or sometimes they’ll get better service when they are there. Only costs if you do the full experience. You can go walk round and look at some of the animals and shops for nothing. If you see them with polar bears, then they’ve paid

 

[fredster2018]

No way would Jimmy give freebies to someone like Fakey. He doesn’t need to. The place is always packed. Apparently another ‘influencer’ trick is tagging where you are because they want people to think they are that popular they get it free (I’m still sure this is what they did in the Maldives) Also it sometimes leads to future free/discounted outings or sometimes they’ll get better service when they are there. Only costs if you do the full experience. You can go walk round and look at some of the animals and shops for nothing. If you see them with polar bears, then they’ve paid

Picture of a polar bear incoming

 

[trine]

Those beige cargo trousers of Fakeys must be ready to up and walk away on their own! Imagine the stench on them considering he has worn them every day for months now

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Picture of a polar bear incoming

Not at all predictable

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Not at all predictable

OMG, he must LIVE ON HERE!!!

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Not at all predictable

Don't know what's more funny, that he's reading here on his 'family' day out or that he's actually paid for something bet Fakey could peel an orange in his pocket lol
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Still waiting on that potty training update Fakey please

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Did I miss him sharing his Easter egg from Off Limits or did they not bother sending him one They literally shared about 20 stories of their different z lister clients thanking them but to my knowledge nothing from Fakey.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Did I miss him sharing his Easter egg from Off Limits or did they not bother sending him one They literally shared about 20 stories of their different z lister clients thanking them but to my knowledge nothing from Fakey.

Incoming Easter Egg and potty training update!

 

[ChastityDingle]

Oy fakey ..
I saw this and thought of you, even if it is an April fool ..
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I saw that on the bakery's page, the ones that showed whatserface up for the greedy grifter that she is. I followed their page from there on . And yes, it suits Fakey too!

Ex-Coronation Street star Catherine Tyldesley hits back after 'utterly bizarre' row over free cakes

Three Little Birds Bakery said it received a request from an events agency to make a cake and 100 cupcakes for the birthday of an unidentified "well-known" celebrity - later revealed to be Catherine Tyldesley - in exchange for promotion on social media and in OK! magazine.

news.sky.com