And him , with his shorts pulled upThat clip shows just what a bleeping horrible bleep he is
Fucksake Jeanie, trying to get Gail to do a dance, ney bleeping chance of that
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The ‘make some noise’ absolutely kills me
It’s literally his ‘career’ in one clip!
Definitely the Physio clip for me - I could watch it everyday as I’m sure it gets funnier each time I see it - Mr Vanilla say’s the look on his face is absolutely priceless 
Not really funny memories, as you’ve said them already 
but there was that time where he went shopping with Zelda and he was like “oooh it’s lovely here ent it”
The below just off the top of my head shows them for the utter pathetic wankers they are.
When they decided not to take Freddie and Leo to Devon last minute.
When Fakey was being really aggressive trying to steal Zelda’s cheese cake and Leo looked really scared.
When Flappy was away, I think it was her hen do and Fakey made out she was delayed coming home so he couldn’t go to work at Footloose AND he hid the fact he needed his Mum to help look after HIS OWN SON.
When Fakey threw Freddie in the pool.
but there was that time where he went shopping with Zelda and he was like “oooh it’s lovely here ent it”The below just off the top of my head shows them for the utter pathetic wankers they are.
When they decided not to take Freddie and Leo to Devon last minute.
When Fakey was being really aggressive trying to steal Zelda’s cheese cake and Leo looked really scared.
When Flappy was away, I think it was her hen do and Fakey made out she was delayed coming home so he couldn’t go to work at Footloose AND he hid the fact he needed his Mum to help look after HIS OWN SON.
When Fakey threw Freddie in the pool.
Not funny! But that clip of Leo on fire, he soon took that down! Who else thinks their marriage is fucked!
Haha that was funny and I think he was calling someone’s name in the carpark just before this and someone put up the Alan Partridge clipIt may have already been requested but have you got the I think it was Children in Need and Joe Wicks was doing some sort of live work out. Fakey was hanging round like a bad smell and Joe said something like “The main man is here” to the crowd and Fakey thought he meant him but was actually meaning someone dressed as Ali G?
my ultimate favourite and Mr Rabbit and my little Rabbits favourite is by far Pete Wick planting him in the mud! Never gets old! Im really starting to like Pete now, he’s so sarcastically funny with Sam and now him and Chris Hughes seem to be friendly lately at this selective Hilton club that wont let Fakey in 
Just got home from work, and what a bloody thread to come home to! Feel like me @JazzFan and @Hayze2384 should do a stupid tik tok dance for you all in celebration.
Absolutely loving Twatheads best moments, @CrazyBaldhead you are the bleeping Queen
My favourites have been mentioned, has to be the physio and Pete Wicks,not sure they can be topped, but a few that haven't been mentioned yet is the bleeping air freshener advert where he pretends he did a tit on date night, the bleeping classic donation to Sarcoma from his castmates for secret Santa when he was probably expecting a big gift from the trolley they wheeled in for everyone else, the reveal of baby Dino at Butlins and nobody cheered because they didn't know him, the desperate gig at the gym with zero people watching and who could forget the bollocks out on Loose Women and if I remember he said something about the weird doctor doing it being very gentle
Absolutely loving Twatheads best moments, @CrazyBaldhead you are the bleeping Queen
My favourites have been mentioned, has to be the physio and Pete Wicks,not sure they can be topped, but a few that haven't been mentioned yet is the bleeping air freshener advert where he pretends he did a tit on date night, the bleeping classic donation to Sarcoma from his castmates for secret Santa when he was probably expecting a big gift from the trolley they wheeled in for everyone else, the reveal of baby Dino at Butlins and nobody cheered because they didn't know him, the desperate gig at the gym with zero people watching and who could forget the bollocks out on Loose Women and if I remember he said something about the weird doctor doing it being very gentle
When he said the 9/11 memorial in NY was “actually so sad” like he didn’t expect it to be, the bleeping insensitive brain dead moron.
being a Sarcoma UK ambassador while his wife fried herself to a crisp on their honeymoon, and ended up looking like a burn victim.
being a Sarcoma UK ambassador while his wife fried herself to a crisp on their honeymoon, and ended up looking like a burn victim.
You're forgetting the too-small, fake Gucci slippers and the see-through kayak. Boy was that Tattlemoon embarassing!One of my Fakey highlights has to be the B&B honeymoon & the fake posing on the jetskis
Can't believe I forgot the too small Goochi slippersYou're forgetting the too-small, fake Gucci slippers and the see-through kayak. Boy was that Tattlemoon embarassing!
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Just for you Joon!Too many favourites but my favourite of all time is your Jack Nicholson wank as for me that sums him up xxx Congratulations
If we post Jack that means we definitely need our Larry he works harder than FakeyJust for you Joon!
He’s sniping back on the Tiktok video of him and Leo waiting to see if he replies to the last 2 comments as well as they’re more recent
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Didn't he look a prick? Then Skanky Price wore the same one!Brilliant thread title!
I liked the dayglo camper-than-a-row-of-tents ski suit that Fakey wore last year.
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Another reply Those shorts are not gym wear. Can you imagine what people in his gym think when he walks in in sparkly silver shorts to work out in?
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Hahaha - Isabel Madow and the 50+ stories in one day then biting back at Tattle about steroids!!! No wonder half of them pissed off home having to go to a bloody spa on a stag do ffs!@CrazyBaldhead do you have anything in the video vaults from the stag weekend from hell please? That's definitely in the Fakey Hall OfShameFame, it was SO obvious they all hated him
We can leave the other stars of the show out? Flaps and Zelda have a few crackers Flapz getting her Flaps out may be the ultimate but the time she gate crashed Fakey on the footloose tour in Dubai, the “got to get youre moneys worth” and #familybeachday without Freddie and tattle made her change it to #beachday! She pretended to go to some expensive restaurant but just took a picture outside and she got tarted up to sit on a swing on her own The meltdown over too many deliveries/packages
Flapz getting her Flaps out may be the ultimate but the time she gate crashed Fakey on the footloose tour in Dubai, the “got to get youre moneys worth” and #familybeachday without Freddie and tattle made her change it to #beachday! She pretended to go to some expensive restaurant but just took a picture outside and she got tarted up to sit on a swing on her own The meltdown over too many deliveries/packages - Status