You can tell he’s a absent father because any active parent doesn’t wish to wake up everyday with the child
sure we love them but no parent says that as a full time parent your tired and drained especially in a morning an extra five minutes silence is what I wish for in a morning 
Dont think I need to say anymore….
and then said he was going to Asda to scare some kids but not Spud of course! Then he turns up the shitist party ive ever seen dressed as a fucking Zombie with about 10 people and they were home and in bed by 12am 
I don’t care about Sophie Quickendens spots!!!
he seriously needs help. please let us know on here, ta very muchly
lately but this just popped into my head so here goes my lovelies - enjoy 
Just for you Joon!Too many favourites but my favourite of all time is your Jack Nicholson wank as for me that sums him up xxx Congratulations
Does it everytime and still doesn’t understand why barring 3 min competitions on morning TV, he struggles to get work. If you have to film yourself on TV to put it on Instagram, it just shows what a desperate prick you are. Imagine what he’s going to be like when Masterchef airs
I'm somewhat veering to a hospital. The lift foors and the alco-gel dispenser, the feeling sorry for himself, the sad fishing.
Muddy fucking stillotoes wtf.He’s done another interview littered with half truths as usual. When was the last time he was on Lorraine or LW other than as a prerecorded competition segment?
Bit like Philip Schofield missus. She must’ve known what was going on yet loved the lifestyle. Shame flaps can’t say it’s for the money
There is no way Fakey isn’t bitter about Sam’s meteoric rise. All his snide comments didn’t work plus his dragon witch mum even critiqued SamSo the ‘dancing’ reel Fakey did and then Sam, Pete and Zara done the same one and wiped the floor with them, Ant & Dec have just done it with Sam and put it on their main Instagram pagePlus the love for Sam in the comments
Look how many likes and comments after 10 mins
. I know Sam is like marmite but he must be lovely to work with on and off the screen or else he wouldn’t be getting all the callbacks he does. Unlike Fakey who is relegated to pre-records and jobs other z listers do not want, poor guy was sent to Wales in the freezing cold. Fakey must also cost production extra money by having to do additional retakes as he messes about too much. Cost TV companies extra money and you will get put on the naughty list. Plus bloody stop looking straight into the camera when being interviewed and ignoring the host or other guests, just as he did when they were promoting TFM at the start.
Not been confirmed officially but 99.9999999% sure. Rumoured in the tabloids plus he made it obvious by his sudden ‘cooking’ stories, saying he was doing something that could be a ‘shit show’, binning off the Full Monty with supposed mental health the week it was being filmed and also started to follow all the other rumoured contestants, so I’d been amazed if he’s not on it after all that
