Jack Monroe The Sloppies 2023

[kachoochoo]

haway! got round to doing my votes and again big thanks to whoever updated the wiki for me

lmk who you are and I'll find you sexy pics of your fave strictly star 🫶

my new years resolution is to restore the list to my phone, but I very much doubt there's gonna be anything more this year

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I'll wear my court outfit to the Sloppies. I think it was a tin of rinsed beans!

 

[Django]

I've found my frock, it stops me gluing all those pesky ring pulls into my handbag

 

[Grifty Mc]

I’m going to wear a night meat dress in homage to lady gaga

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Sorry to have kept all of you waiting, thankspaceyou for your patience. You will find a satisfactory explanation below. Please enjoy the Sloppies 2023 winners!

Spoiler: The Sloppies 2023 Winners

Arse Covering Disclaimer - All spelling and grammer mistakes are intentional and part of the Guest Experience.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Thank you SO MUCH Peoply Huv! You're bleeping awesome for treating us all to the Sloppies, it's always heaps of fun. Love the cut of your jib, my friend.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Thankspaceyou @People-huv-tae-know for all that you do. I have sent you a donation of £10.99 to your personal PayPal. You'll know from the amount alone and no other information that it is intended for the Grifty Kitchen accidents and injuries fund.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Thankspaceyou @People-huv-tae-know for all that you do. I have sent you a donation of £10.99 to your personal PayPal. You'll know from the amount alone and no other information that it is intended for the Grifty Kitchen accidents and injuries fund.

I shall ring-fence it and donate 2p to my local church food bank that I have no affiliation with whatsoever.
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Thank you SO MUCH Peoply Huv! You're bleeping awesome for treating us all to the Sloppies, it's always heaps of fun. Love the cut of your jib, my friend.

Thank you, I always cut my jibs with sewing scissors but if can't afford them, I bend an empty can and ring pull into makeshift scissors with my bare hands.

 

[HotesTilaire]

@People-huv-tae-know a triumph!

 

[kachoochoo]

Sorry to have kept all of you waiting, thankspaceyou for your patience. You will find a satisfactory explanation below. Please enjoy the Sloppies 2023 winners!


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Spoiler: The Sloppies 2023 Winners

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Arse Covering Disclaimer - All spelling and grammer mistakes are intentional and part of the Guest Experience.

great work peoply knows!

thankspaceyou for all you do!

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

That is marvellous @People-huv-tae-know
I at the veiny bollocks especially. And Rubens

 

[MavisBeacon]

Majestic work, dearest tenderstem! A tough fiels despite so few public appearances and chaoses, but all worthy winners

 

[Toffee finger]

Thank space you tenderstem for putting this together! Chapeau!

 

[Clovis]

Chapeau, dear tenderstem!

I'll never get over those dry ass "crumpets" looking like something excavated from an archaeological dig. Dire.

 

[Trauma Frotters]

Marvellous! Thanks Muchly!

 

[Flivver]

The crumpets! Hilarious.

Thank you for all that you do dearheart Huv tae. I know you are BUSY and appreciate your efforts in compiling this slopfest for us mitherin’ ninnies.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’d like a dress of thruppeny bit coppers and digestumpets pls

 

[Hollaaa]

Amazing, loved it! I wore my saggiest grey underthings per rialto for the occasion but sadly I am too poor for sideboards, and too honest for the grift, so there will be no photos at this time. Now GET FUCKED x

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Thank you dear @People-huv-tae-know for all that you do.
Loved it x

 

[bizwizz89]

Thankspaceyou - here’s 2p for all that you do!