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But she can do things with a cough sweet and a facemask that would curl your toes!
I'm sure she could. She manages that well enough already with her food and chaos's
Lol how she thinks her sixth form homework style notes make her this zinger of a political commentator
Kate Adie with a Sharpie..
All citrus fruits are the same.The last thread completely got away from me, work has been mental, haven’t even had time for a piss and a sandwich!
Just grunka-ing lockdown larder from today and Jesus Christ I’m triggeredso many things to pick out but my top three WTAF moments
1) she actually contemplated suggesting mixing plant based yoghurt with baked beans to make “creamy beans” BEANS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CREAMY
2) I’m pretty sure most pumpkins that are grown for Halloween aren’t actually edible so hopefully no unwitting squiggle gets pumpkin poisoning
3) is it just me that can’t get my head round her using lemon and lime interchangeably? To me they’re totally different and would be used for totally different types/styles of cuisine
See also: herbs, vegetables.
Ah, lovely, she's gone full head, very good.
A bit off topic I’m afraid,
I realise what it is with JM that triggers me (well, everything) I have an acquaintance who is always “howling and clawing at the floor” about something. Often something that might happen, but hasn’t. And they do literally unleash howls and rants and wails. There is much gnashing and shouting about the imagined event, usually to the cost of whatever I have going on (bereavement, job loss, disability, Covid you know, the trivial stuff. Not like the possibility of an increase in petrol prices that might happen)
TUIT you are on form today!
I realise what it is with JM that triggers me (well, everything) I have an acquaintance who is always “howling and clawing at the floor” about something. Often something that might happen, but hasn’t. And they do literally unleash howls and rants and wails. There is much gnashing and shouting about the imagined event, usually to the cost of whatever I have going on (bereavement, job loss, disability, Covid you know, the trivial stuff. Not like the possibility of an increase in petrol prices that might happen)
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Why has she written this. I go on actual news sites to get updates about politics, not Jack Monroe's twitter page?! Is she making out that she's a political journalist as well now?
Why has she written this. I go on actual news sites to get updates about politics, not Jack Monroe's twitter page?! Is she making out that she's a political journalist as well now?
init there are some brilliant visualisations available online, vises that would have been worked on for weeks/months and are immediately discernible to anyone, not... this?
Has she been on the dib dabs or summit what on earth is going on? Mama and daddy
these ridiculous covid rules, for someone bleating on about how it’s everyone else’s fault she sure does have a lot of different contacts & potential exposures doesn’t she!
Find it kind of interesting that she's at the top of the list and has the most information.
Me me me me me me me me meeeeeeeeeeee.
Why the sudden enthusiasm for hand writing everything though? Have I missed something?
She’s all up in Krish mate’s niche.
All that nonsense just to drop another hint that she's back with Louisa, and pretend to have filming work?
Are the rules in England really that complicated? Admittedly my eyes glaze over whenever I see people talking about whatever that bubble thing is, but over here I manage to get by without a note on the fridge. Should I be checking my privilege?
A cynic might say that anyone who writes the rules out like that is looking for loopholes. We all know the basic principle: stay home unless you have to go outside. Anyone else see a lot of essential trips in R Jackie's future?
PS it's not like she has any friends she'd otherwise be hanging out with
PPS your dining room has ceilings as high as the Sistine Chapel's, stop calling it a bungalow, Jack.
Are the rules in England really that complicated? Admittedly my eyes glaze over whenever I see people talking about whatever that bubble thing is, but over here I manage to get by without a note on the fridge. Should I be checking my privilege?
A cynic might say that anyone who writes the rules out like that is looking for loopholes. We all know the basic principle: stay home unless you have to go outside. Anyone else see a lot of essential trips in R Jackie's future?
PS it's not like she has any friends she'd otherwise be hanging out with
PPS your dining room has ceilings as high as the Sistine Chapel's, stop calling it a bungalow, Jack.
Her most recent Twitter follows 
She's literally only shown interest in the US election on election night itself, when suddenly she turns into Journo Jack!
She's so transparent.
She's literally only shown interest in the US election on election night itself, when suddenly she turns into Journo Jack!She's so transparent.
The weird self-belief of a lonely fantasist, this is what people who don't have a job/friends/a life, do.
One more thing...see how for Louisa she put "film/TV" rather than "work"? Pure attempt to titillate.
Jack, no one gives a tit if you're banging your ex (well, the people you conned when you needed money to pay rent might). Just please clean your nails beforehand.
Jack, no one gives a tit if you're banging your ex (well, the people you conned when you needed money to pay rent might). Just please clean your nails beforehand.
Nobody wants to see your notebook cupboard, love.
Surely #666 is more appropriate?
I just cannot imagine, what she must think, when she sees her face in these threads.
Well as she doesn’t drive, how is she going to get to the tv filming without public transport? Is there a helicopter in the puddle?
where’s the twit button when you need it? Yes I know, with the eye roll emoji
as one is never enough for mackie
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