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Jack Monroe #99 Great Eggspectations
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first the tin can festival now this! Thankfully jack's benjamin buttoning will soon be complete and she'll be a blissfully unaware baby anyway
And it's food bloggers and authors included, so not just pro chefs! What an embarrassment for Miss #goodfoodforbaddays
I'm sure she was busy working on top secret things, behind the scenes, so couldn't possibly commit...
She watched us sweat is what she did, Harry, and let’s not forget it. Next is #100 and I think we need her!
Holding Cate Blanchett’s hand, walking off into the sunset. Jack’s dream, right there.
You did beautifully, Alan. Harvested all of that big dick energy and you used it, didn’t you? There’s even a photoshop in honour of your BDE, courtesy of @traumatised sideboard . I’ll do the one for #100! I just wanted to see you shine bright like a diamond.
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Thank you for acknowledging my body of work, Jack
It's because of the hands.
It's not because they are tattooed.
It's not because they look previously owned.
It's because they look like they swam to freedom down the "Shawshank" sewer.
Hi, I’m on #43 now and would like to add “children’s book based on Pretzel” this apparently would be more better than DW’s children’s books, which as we all know are problematic as they are not racist enough and also are racist.
So this recipe has a title that tells you nothing about it, a disgusting photo AND useless costings.
Oh dear, I think I need to work on my pelvic floors.......
And is the garlic clove fat or small? Why does she do this to us
She’s deleted something but as every single thought she’s had today has been shared I have no idea what.
@Alansbigplate I really bleeping love you, I have been hooting away at your masterpieces.
@traumatised sideboard all up in my niche with the bad photoshopping skills
@traumatised sideboard all up in my niche with the bad photoshopping skills
At last, I've made it after what felt like a forever Grunka. Love the gif thread recap
Those Scobys were terrifying like something from outer space or specimen jars (pickled boaby for the Still Game fans).
That tweet from the weirdo who uses the milk from crunchy nut cornflakes to make cream did not think about nut allergy sufferers. Imagine if a nut allergy sufferer consumed that.
I see baby Jack is still in evidence, she'll be back at high school next, at least her behaviour will make a bit more sense then.
Those Scobys were terrifying like something from outer space or specimen jars (pickled boaby for the Still Game fans).
That tweet from the weirdo who uses the milk from crunchy nut cornflakes to make cream did not think about nut allergy sufferers. Imagine if a nut allergy sufferer consumed that.
I see baby Jack is still in evidence, she'll be back at high school next, at least her behaviour will make a bit more sense then.
It's the 'Fistful' she insists on using as a measurement.
It is the fist you make before you give someone a clatter?
The fist you make in someone's hair during a snog?
The fist you make when you indicate a person might be a wanker?
The fist you make when your team score.
These are all 'Fistsful' but they are not the same!
duck off with your fistful.
Right ok, first post here goes..
First would like to say thanks all for entertaining me for the past however long it is I've been lurking. You are all hilarious and insightful. I followed Jack a looong time ago and when I was in uni I would sometimes use her recipes (I swear back then they were much simpler and not so bloody weird but maybe that is just me in hindsight not wanting to admit to being a squiggle..not that I ever bought a book or licked her hole on social media). Didn't really think much about her until this year when I started noticing the hyperbole, the contradictions and drama on twitter, and how everything always seemed a bit extreme/aggressive/narcissistic. Watched a couple of the Hellmans vids and cringed my absolute back off. Much later on I spotted these threads whilst on Tattle and have enjoyed the lols ever since and can't believe I followed her blindly for so long.
I wasn't planning on posting here ever as I'm generally more of an Internet lurker and also I can't keep up. I'm currently travelling (I know, smug twit.. v lucky to be in a place where I can
) so I just have a little catch up when I get a bit of time. Anyway what convinced me to post was spotting this book in a random book exchange shelf kinda thing in the middle of absolutely nowhere. Twas a message from Vlad I'm sure of it. Didnt have my phone on me at the time and forgot to go back to take a pic but for some reason I felt compelled to share so here is a screenshot from Google. In my (very warped) mind it is Jackie's debut novel about her and Mom. Anyway sorry for the essay long enough to rival an anchiode recipe.. don't know if you will hear from me again in the future or if I will return to lurkdome but just wanted to pop in and say shalom to the cabal.
First would like to say thanks all for entertaining me for the past however long it is I've been lurking. You are all hilarious and insightful. I followed Jack a looong time ago and when I was in uni I would sometimes use her recipes (I swear back then they were much simpler and not so bloody weird but maybe that is just me in hindsight not wanting to admit to being a squiggle..not that I ever bought a book or licked her hole on social media). Didn't really think much about her until this year when I started noticing the hyperbole, the contradictions and drama on twitter, and how everything always seemed a bit extreme/aggressive/narcissistic. Watched a couple of the Hellmans vids and cringed my absolute back off. Much later on I spotted these threads whilst on Tattle and have enjoyed the lols ever since and can't believe I followed her blindly for so long.
I wasn't planning on posting here ever as I'm generally more of an Internet lurker and also I can't keep up. I'm currently travelling (I know, smug twit.. v lucky to be in a place where I can
) so I just have a little catch up when I get a bit of time. Anyway what convinced me to post was spotting this book in a random book exchange shelf kinda thing in the middle of absolutely nowhere. Twas a message from Vlad I'm sure of it. Didnt have my phone on me at the time and forgot to go back to take a pic but for some reason I felt compelled to share so here is a screenshot from Google. In my (very warped) mind it is Jackie's debut novel about her and Mom. Anyway sorry for the essay long enough to rival an anchiode recipe.. don't know if you will hear from me again in the future or if I will return to lurkdome but just wanted to pop in and say shalom to the cabal.Attachments
Yassss we Stan an awakened squiggle turned FrauRight ok, first post here goes..
First would like to say thanks all for entertaining me for the past however long it is I've been lurking. You are all hilarious and insightful. I followed Jack a looong time ago and when I was in uni I would sometimes use her recipes (I swear back then they were much simpler and not so bloody weird but maybe that is just me in hindsight not wanting to admit to being a squiggle..not that I ever bought a book or licked her hole on social media). Didn't really think much about her until this year when I started noticing the hyperbole, the contradictions and drama on twitter, and how everything always seemed a bit extreme/aggressive/narcissistic. Watched a couple of the Hellmans vids and cringed my absolute back off. Much later on I spotted these threads whilst on Tattle and have enjoyed the lols ever since and can't believe I followed her blindly for so long.
I wasn't planning on posting here ever as I'm generally more of an Internet lurker and also I can't keep up. I'm currently travelling (I know, smug twit.. v lucky to be in a place where I can
haha, good threat introduction... cheers @AlansbigplateCan’t be arsed writing words, you lot can do the round up
Thread title by shirker @Pocahontas probably wasn’t meant to be one so soz
I hate it's okay not to be okay. Yes, we all have difficult feelings (not feels, Jack you bleep - further proof that she only exists on the internet), but we really shouldn't indulge them and spend all day unwashed and in bed.
Anyone who's suffered depression knows it can be a vicious circle: you don't want to do anything, so you don't do the things that normally make you feel better, and you feel worse.
Looking after your mental health doesn't mean going "I feel like tit, and that's okay! No more showers for me!" It means going "I feel like tit, I don't like feeling like tit, how can I stop feeling like tit?Maybe eat a depressipe?"
duck off Jack.
Anyone who's suffered depression knows it can be a vicious circle: you don't want to do anything, so you don't do the things that normally make you feel better, and you feel worse.
Looking after your mental health doesn't mean going "I feel like tit, and that's okay! No more showers for me!" It means going "I feel like tit, I don't like feeling like tit, how can I stop feeling like tit?
duck off Jack.
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