Whose eyebrows is she wearing today? Can I borrow them? x
Jack Monroe #98 Thoroughly Naff
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Jack trying to look like Mae Martin??
Yeah...some anecdotes shouldn't be shared on Twitter.
Quoting Dickens.
Still completely baffled by the state of her nails, she obviously doesn’t do any gardening, how do they get so dirty?! Probably outing myself as a filthy frau here: I never use a nail brush as they make me cringe, I just wash my hands regularly and dirt doesn’t end up embedded under the nails. I’ve seen dogs with cleaner claws for gods sake. Does she scamper around the flowerbeds on all fours? Is she actually a werewolf?
“Me right now” what, sorry, you’re a twelve year old boy with dirty nails? Drinking milk out of the bottle like a bleeping animal, milk that wasn’t in your £20 a week pity-shop? All I can say is, if that’s thinning hair, then my hair is like Mr Filch from Harry Potter.
Sorry if this has been mentioned, on a grunk.
But it's world deviled egg day today!!
But it's world deviled egg day today!!
What the heck is she making that requires the addition of half a loaf of bread? Such a culinary maverick.
Gosh, her lad’s looking more and more like her every day!
Accrington Stanley??? Who are they?
What the cherub needs to do is finish it, half fill it with petrol, stuff a sock in it, get one of those blow torches she inevitably has for 'crème brûlées' or charring Chard, light the sock and lob it into a pyramid of lever arch in her garden files full of her recipes and bits of paper with her 'jottings'.Dawwww look at the wee bairn with her milk! Does the precious cherub want some cookies with that???
This would make me happy.
These 80 hour weeks she works.... how many of those hours do we think are spent photoshopping her selfies...(badly)?!
What is she like
I can’t imagine what she’s making with those ingredients. Sounds vile.
Crunchy Nut Cornflakes cost like a fiver.
Crunchy Nut Cornflakes cost like a fiver.
That would be terrible but it's .... just not true, is it?
Oh no the squiggles are becoming creative with the fishy eggs 
With the mention of what is no doubt going to be a severely swollen and ouchy lip, I wonder how many influencers have been making panic appointments for their injectables pre-lockdown
I wondered when ouchy mouth would be back.
ETA this didn't happen, unless Cackie has teeth made of literal razor blades.
Through her lip? That’s a SEVERE injury, she needs to seek medical attention immediately... (unless it didn’t happen, of course)
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