Jack Monroe #98 Thoroughly Naff

[MrsOgre]

Doesn't use salt anywhere else except for boiling eggs.
Her use of words here though. Alphabetti spaghetti makes better use of the English language than she does.

 

[kachoochoo]

for posterity's sake, we shall bear witness to the devilled eggs recipe becoming a squiggle. amen.

 

[blurstoftimes]

Ladies and gentlemen, the moment we've all been waiting for. The Jack Monroe fishy eggy tit show
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the recipe is thirteen. bleeping. paragraphs. That's not including the introduction!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's tagged Mom into her devilled eggs recipe

 

[ScamSandwich]

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This has been done you prat.
Next!

she stole the 'child labour' thing from Nigella who used it in a sweet way when she got her children involved to make some fritters. JM is a copycat and NOT FUNNY. She can't do humour.

 

[Scarletfever]

for posterity's sake, we shall bear witness to the devilled eggs recipe becoming a squiggle. amen.


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I think I found something to add to the list? I mean, this never happened, right?

 

[Pocahontas]

the recipe is thirteen. bleeping. paragraphs. That's not including the introduction!

Great Eggspectations
By Jack Monroe
Age 32-and-a-half
5 ft 1.7 inches tall

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Time travelling backwards and discovered Brenda's bangers have competition! (Apologies in advance)

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Dear god.

 

[colouredlines]

That recipe is 1.526 words long.

James Martin has a recipe for anchoïade on the BBC website. 88 words.

Which would you choose?

 

[Silver Linings]

She’s wheeled this one out again for a blue ticker.

 

[blurstoftimes]

That recipe is 1.526 words long.

James Martin has a recipe for anchoïade on the BBC website. 88 words.

Which would you choose?

and she took weeks tasting and testing and testing and tasting and came to the conclusion it's best made with vegetable oil and distilled vinegar! At least she specified brown anchovies though, you know just in case her innocent readers picked up a blue or red anchovy

 

[Veronicaaa]

She’s wheeled this one out again for a blue ticker. View attachment 296469

She bloody loves that, uh, joke?

 

[MrsOgre]

 

[Silver Linings]

This is an ambiguous claim on her website.

Also, it really bugs me that she says JackMonroe.com in the text on the image, just under the actual link which is the bootstrap address.

 

[chocolate choux]

She bloody loves that, uh, joke?
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She’s like a five year old who has just learned a new joke and doesn’t understand that constantly repeating it isn’t the height of comedy

 

[StudleyRoger]

Good God, those eggs look revolting. Jack's ones, I mean. I have absolutely no words for Brenda's ones (can all squiggles foolish enough to make AND photograph AND tweet Jack's depressipes please henceforth be known as Brenda in homage to the OG Brenda?)

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Can anyone tell me how one would win such an award? Or does it need to be changed to “self proclaimed“?

Snap @Silver Linings!!

 

[SoulRebel]

She am mental. 1.463 more words?

 

[Terrible]

Why was she forensically weighing anchovies, with her teehee drug scales, when she then goes on to specify ‘up to four’ in her depressipee? twit.