10 retweets so far - unsure if it was all worth it, Jack.View attachment 296480
She am mental. 1.463 more words?
10 retweets so far - unsure if it was all worth it, Jack.View attachment 296480
She am mental. 1.463 more words?
notice me mom! *insert morph gif that I can't find now*
christ, I'd forgotten this. back to the list...I think I found something to add to the list? I mean, this never happened, right?View attachment 296462
Jack:
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She am mental. 1.463 more words?
Possibly, you're missing... Jimmy.Surely the point of thermals is that they give you an extra layer? If she takes her top layer off when she gets home and 'scampers' about in just thermals then they're nothing more than pyjamasIf she's doing that her cold, draughty bungalow can't actually be that cold? Or am I missing something??
This is my favourite part:That recipe is 1.526 words long.
James Martin has a recipe for anchoïade on the BBC website. 88 words.
Which would you choose?![]()
They scare the life of meWhy would a pressure cooker be a fire risk? My mum used one when we were little, and I use one regularly. It sits on top of the hob so no more a fire hazard than a pan. I know there are now electric ones, but they are put through stringent safety tests. In the over 60 years I have seen one used and using one, there have never been any problems. Does she think they explode like a bomb?
I saw someone comment on Twitter once before that they as an ADHD sufferer just want the bloody directions and not all the faff to wade through. You'd think that would be something for Jack to think about as she has (not sure if she's ever mentioned it) ADHD.This is my favourite part:
Anchoiade, pronounced an-shoy-ard but very quickly, according to a French youtuber with a voice of clipped velvet with a laugh never far behind, was stumbled across on the Instagram feed of my former Daily Kitchen Live colleague, Matt Tebbutt. A passing mention on a restaurant menu, that I scrawled in a notebook, commenting ‘Oh, anchoiade!’ with hearts for eyes, as though I knew what it was. I didn’t, of course, but I loved the word already, and suspected I would love the thing itself.
Her writing is so cringeworthy!
No wonder it takes her so long to write up recipes, when she insists on padding them out with so much flowery, unnecessary prose.
I did this with howling and eggs. It's really transformed Twitter. Don't see much of Jack, mind.
This post currently has more RTs and likes than her ode to anchoiade.
She takes 1400 ish words to talk about her fishy eggs, and uses the word maelstrom during it. Ffs, it's a few hard boiled eggs.Ladies and gentlemen, the moment we've all been waiting for. The Jack Monroe fishy eggy tit show
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CSI tech: fourth screenshot from the left, inset image top right, zoom and enhance please?Sorry to quote myself but the pics include a VERY fancy looking cocktail and several screenshots of BBC food recipes.
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