Jack Monroe #98 Thoroughly Naff

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TurnedUpInTipp

TurnedUpInTipp

traumatised sideboard said:
Absolutely nobody is asking you to update us on the minutiae of the stock at ASDA, Jack. In fact I beg of you to stop. It's not a rapidly developing political conflict in a war-torn country, it's Smart Price cheese and maize snacks for duck's sake.
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Dressed like a 'military around the edges' Kate Adie in a war zone, with a finger in one ear, she'll deliver overly loud updates from the reduced section in Asda using FaceTime.
Channel 4 News will interview her at the same time each night with Krish-Mate.
She'll talk of 'Scenes' and 'Despair'
She'll sign off with, 'Have to go! The Person with the sticker gun is back!'
They'll be a quick flash of feet running, then a blank screen.
Krish-Mate will look to camera and send thoughts and prayers.
A new HoD is announced at Channel 4 News..
The end.
 
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jenny2603

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GossPrin said:
Also apparently had a fling with a councillor - despite claiming to hate both men and Tories - and broke up his marriage
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Hello GossPrin,
Welcome to the boards. I revere you as a god and can't wait to read anything else you might ever want to say here.
 
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Walnutss

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So she managed to buy half the farm to practise this egg monstrosity but couldn't afford butter

Sure Jan
Sure jack
 
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NP

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Is it terrible lighting or does she use a filter that makes everything look greeny-grey?
 
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ScamSandwich

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Fruitjack said:
Been 34 years since I ate chicken so I’m prepared to be corrected but I’m not sure carrots are known for their chicken substitute tasting qualities. View attachment 295871
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OMG, she is defo on the Jewish train! What the hell is going on? Maybe she fancies a Jewish woman and wants to earn kosher points. Jack, don't! This will take an embarrassing end for you! Oy vey!!
 
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MancBee

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Silver Linings said:
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Why would a pressure cooker be a fire risk? My mum used one when we were little, and I use one regularly. It sits on top of the hob so no more a fire hazard than a pan. I know there are now electric ones, but they are put through stringent safety tests. In the over 60 years I have seen one used and using one, there have never been any problems. Does she think they explode like a bomb?
 
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Flumps

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MeleeOn said:
As an actual chef I'm happy to provide any alternative lockdown advice to the canbal. Hausfrau -.here's my first piece of lockdown wisdom - dont eat Jack's slop
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I know I am not going to get my wish, but... OMG, it's Matt Tebbutt's account. Please don't search my username and 'forearms'.
 
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Scarletfever

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Time travelling backwards and discovered Brenda's bangers have competition! (Apologies in advance)

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