I work on supermarket checkout, this doesn’t work.
Jack Monroe #98 Thoroughly Naff
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Canbal???? A step too far. We're only just coming to terms with her tinned fish habit
I'm sorry. I was having chaos. CABAL. say it loud and say it proud.....
Anchovies in (cooking bacon) blankets
Also apparently had a fling with a councillor - despite claiming to hate both men and Tories - and broke up his marriage
There were no such restrictions in our local Asda today. No limits at all. But maybe Asda's restrictions vary across England.
Oh Icing. I refer you to my very own post of May 5I saw that beet wellington on facebook and didnt think it looked nice at all. I'm not a big fan of beetroot so don't cook with it much, but surely it would be quite wet? And it would no way work textually in my mind. Surely you'd want something like mushroom and chestnut.
Beet Wellington, £1.34 [from ‘Veganish’]
This is one of my more difficult recipes, but I approach it in stages, treating the duxelles as a separate recipe on its own and making it in advance to lessen the workload a little. I can promise …cookingonabootstrap.com
Jack Monroe #13 Saint Monroe, patron of all tinned and canned goods provider of the great
After her rent her biggest expense is books. FFS. She has not an ounce of shame. I'll take that bet and raise you two hams you are 100% correct. I've just checked her website. Not a single review. Not a one.
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Sounds like a rumour, although if it's true it is him who broke up own his marriage, not Jack.
it's going on the list! I'm also thinking we may need a list of scaremongerings. like disappearing smartprice lines and fire hazards and such and such
Giddy, basking in attention, thinking she's witty and hilarious Jack is the worst of all the Jacks. You have to feel sorry for the people replying to her tit feeling bad about themselves while she replies with more quips about herself. Jesus C.
I feel like this is becoming a weekly reminder:
Dear Jack
If your son doesn't like kale, get spinach, romaine, cabbage or broccoli instead. Similar nutritionally. No need to play herb charades.
Yours entitledly
Harry
Dear Jack
If your son doesn't like kale, get spinach, romaine, cabbage or broccoli instead. Similar nutritionally. No need to play herb charades.
Yours entitledly
Harry
Well, oh dear.
And H&S advice such as climbing on tables with non-slippy-slipper-grip socks and microwave reheating thrice cooked frozen bollock slop.it's going on the list! I'm also thinking we may need a list of scaremongerings. like disappearing smartprice lines and fire hazards and such and such
We haven’t got many restrictions at the moment, but maximum of 3 on pasta, rice, baby wipes, and toilet roll.There were no such restrictions in our local Asda today. No limits at all. But maybe Asda's restrictions vary across England.
It’s not my dream job, Jack, it’s just that I’m happy to work the unsociable evening hours so that I can be with my kids during the day.
Absolutely nobody is asking you to update us on the minutiae of the stock at ASDA, Jack. In fact I beg of you to stop. It's not a rapidly developing political conflict in a war-torn country, it's Smart Price cheese and maize snacks for duck's sake.
It's a modern miracle, I tell ya. How she manages to continuously scamper hither and tither, when she is so riddled with that arthritis... Nothing short of a miracle.
It sounds so demeaning calling him the boy or whatever else she chooses today. What’s wrong with ‘my son’? Everything has to be this huge novel worthy way of phrasing things and it just stinks of trying to make herself sound less motherly.
Jack probably read in Diva magazine that all the cool alt lesbians hate the world and everything in it and talk about things with such dislike. Little realising she is neither cool or alt and is copying the personality of someone she wishes she was, rather than what she actually is (which really is a person who sucks the life out of everything and everyone she encounters).
Jack probably read in Diva magazine that all the cool alt lesbians hate the world and everything in it and talk about things with such dislike. Little realising she is neither cool or alt and is copying the personality of someone she wishes she was, rather than what she actually is (which really is a person who sucks the life out of everything and everyone she encounters).
tbf, she presents these as hilarious scampering escapades. although... "precariously fine, not smelly" and such is a bit of a grey area, as is the mounting of furniture. this requires mulling over.
That’s exactly what she’s making it sound like! You’d think most of the country were reliant on Asda Smart Price. Of course food prices have been rising and it’s looking like it’ll only get worse with Brexit but there’s no value in looking at the cheapest range of one solitary supermarket. People who can only afford Asda Smart Price either have or will defect to the competition, which is likely nearby as having no money = living in a cheap area (not massive bungalows in fancy areas) which supermarkets usually cater to. Lidl and Aldi are really cheap, Tesco still have it’s Value range albeit under different labelling, there are options. And in the food desert-like places, where Asda might be the only option, then the issue is far bigger than Asda cutting back on their range so still, bleeping useless ‘research’...
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