Still on an Incy/Grunka so apologies but one of my friends is giving me real Cack vibes whilst showing me her primark “haul” (boak) from today:
I read that and every potato in the house has now got the blight..daddy puts on medals for the queens speech?! what a bunch of Tories
eta Tesco finest cookies certainly don't come from a £20 asda shop
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I have got an acquaintance, who I still follow on fb for entertainment reasons, who facetunes herself so much she looks as if she was wearing a plastic mask from a horror film. If asked why she looks so young, her reply is usually sth to do with following a vegan diet.The way she keeps replying "good lighting, moisturiser and portrait mode" is the absolute height of cringe. It's that usual Jack tactic of not directly saying it's been modified, but not completely ruling it out so she can say she never denied it when called out. The thing is, portrait mode is renowned for giving a bloody awful pic because it gives a high definition look at every single pore and hair on your face. She has a filter on that's cancelling out every line on her face and it's devastatingly obvious. Jack, this is so embarrassing!
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Fraus this scoby doby doo stuff makes me heave so not going in to the images.
Oh Christ I have a lot to catch up onApart from Jack, has anyone ever made a crumble with lard?
The thought makes me dry heave
DittoSeriously behind and don’t fully understand a Scoby, or these fermenting bits, but what the actual fuck is that trail of filth coming out in the first pic? This is possibly the worst creation yet
Only one bubble is allowed (child’s other parent doesn’t count) and it cannot be changedScaremongering about the shopping didn't get get the hit she wanted so now she's scaremongering people about being alone at Christmas. Nice one Jack, like people aren't depressed enough as it is. How many bubbles are allowed at the moment in the UK since she had one with her weekend visitor and now with her parents, and also I'm assuming with her son's dad and family?
Or how about you be grateful for the fact you have a child and family - just because you might not see your “fam” on Christmas day doesn’t mean they’re not a FaceTime away. That’s more than a lot of people have. And they probs don’t want your minging cake anyway.
And I for one, feel you are doing God's work!I’ve turned into the sort of person who takes time out of their day to look up Southend milk deliveries and compares their prices to Asda, and it’s all thanks to you lot.
Is it just me, or does every Facetuned selfie make her look more and more like a Pixar character?
Can you frauen und herren stop being so entertaining please.I’ve turned into the sort of person who takes time out of their day to look up Southend milk deliveries and compares their prices to Asda, and it’s all thanks to you lot.
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Fraus this scoby doby doo stuff makes me heave so not going in to the images.
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