Jack Monroe #98 Thoroughly Naff

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heretoreaditall2019

It’s to convince us that she doesn’t wake up at 11am as her Twitter history proves
 
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colouredlines

Did we ever manage to triangulate how much she spent on wigs?

ETA: another victory for conspiracy wankers everywhere. 7am slop will be with us for a while

 
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LavaFlake

The recipe posts have been scheduled via HootSuite. If you click on the tweet it tells you whether it was posted by one of her two phones or automated.
 
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MaggyMay



"this is my momeeent" she's been waiting for this second lockdown for weeks so she can bring back lockdown larder. and good job it's a nice short hashtag for people to type out
 
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Emmapism

She put her name on it because a Frau mentioned how it wasn't specific to her

Should we try and make her dance too?
 
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colouredlines

Photos helpful but not essential?

The majority of the questions were riffs on "I have a banana, can I eat it?" Why would you need a photo?

But maybe our friend will be able to finally get a response...

 
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Oofadoofa

LavaFlake said:
The recipe posts have been scheduled via HootSuite. If you click on the tweet it tells you whether it was posted by one of her two phones or automated. View attachment 295562
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Well at least that answers the question of what her actual job is, apparently it's focusing on the fake character she has created across social media. Not bad, having tweets sent on your behalf whilst sleeping all morning, uber pro that she is. And that's 15 quid a month that seems easy to afford, or in other words an extra 2 quid a week of food for her and her son that seems to be better spent servicing her twitter addiction. Note, it's not a great deal of money and it's very unlikely that she would be struggling financially anyway, but with the stories that she herself spins, it is yet another contradiction.

Captainmouse said:
What has she done with her tattoos in that photo?
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They look almost painted on, due to the amount of 'altering' that she has done to the rest of it.
 
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Nottonightbabe

Emmapism said:
She put her name on it because a Frau mentioned how it wasn't specific to her

Should we try and make her dance too?
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She's probably put her name in it as she couldn't trademark it as she wanted as didn't pay her fees
 
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Whiskers

Just to say the spiced banana bread is the only thing I have made by Jack that actually worked! No peaches, no eyelid sausages, no slop, an actual edible bread! Praise the Lord. Now fuck off.
 
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lifeissweet

I'm lost on the Jewish thing and can't find the past posts - I guess it's something to do with Corbyn getting suspended?
 
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