Yes when she uses tinned chickpeas they get boiled to Oblivian
Jack Monroe #96 Not that nice
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Ack, she'd just bung it on the Ocado order. £8.09 or £12.99. Or £8.99 for frozen.
Great find, but I feel that the Cotswold Co. inventory should stand alone as a body of work as it is now so close to the metric tonne at 974.68kgs.
I feel I need to make a confession. I awoke early this morning to the stark realisation that I have been hoodwinking members of this esteemed Frauternity for too long. It dawned on me that I have a Mango wood sideboard, alongside a Cotswold Co. Wine Rack, below a Smeg branded product. I am so sorry, I cannot apologise enough. With my maverick design ideas such as laying bottles of wine in the wine rack, and not leaving the drawers and doors of the sideboard ajar, I know that I have let myself down and must ask for forgiveness. In my defence, I have spent many hours curled up in a ball, howling, roaring, sobbing, clawing at the floor. I will complete my thesis on Cotswold Co. addiction, and take my leave from all future investigative matters.
I'd love to see Jack on the celebrity charity bake offs they have.Id love him to tweet her back asking her who she is?
Does anyone know how PayPal donations (to Jack, who isn’t a charity) work in terms of tax? I have no idea about this type of thing but assume HMRC would be interested as I doubt she’s getting the odd fiver
what the hell is she talking about now? (also she's definitely hired a skip hasn't she? Expensive!)
Celebrity-ish and only for charity of it was the bank of JackI'd love to see Jack on the celebrity charity bake offs they have.
But I thought the meds were always safely locked away in a locked thing inside a locked box inside a bank vault wall safe or something?
The lies!!! You haven’t been categorising her Cotswold and Smeg, you’ve been coveting!
Want to make it up to us?
Get on that sideboard, start posing and get that finger on the self-timer trigger.
A communal skip?
Also, we are getting a skip soon (thankYOU redundancy pay), and i cannot wait!!
Also, we are getting a skip soon (thankYOU redundancy pay), and i cannot wait!!
communal skip? communal fuckin skip?! i've heard it all now. mind you, some of our neighbours thought a skip in the road recently was communal - especially returning from dog walks 
and daddy's disappointed when there's *not *a skip on the drive??
skips are ££££
i've heard it all now. mind you, some of our neighbours thought a skip in the road recently was communal - especially returning from dog walks and daddy's disappointed when there's *not *a skip on the drive??
skips are ££££
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More for the 'make it make sense' folder. In the first tweet she says it hasn't hampered her work, in the second she says she's jumped the employability shark. These are two opposing statements dumdums.
Remember when she was on James o Brien's podcast, and IIRC she *giggled* about it?
Communal = jack and Louisacommunal skip? communal fuckin skip?!
and daddy's disappointed when there's *not*a skip on the drive??
skips are £££££
When we moved last year, due to “city living” getting a skip was a bit of a push, so we hired some reputable junk removal company who came and took all the tit away. Three tonne bags worth. It was glorious.A communal skip?
Also, we are getting a skip soon (thankYOU redundancy pay), and i cannot wait!!
Further Adventures of Jack Monroe, Skip Diver. Got to keep up the poverty larping for the neighbours.
You've got a lovely space there @Montrachet 
I want to make a thread suggestion but I'm gonna hold it in.
Nope that makes it sound like a wee. You know what I mean!
I want to make a thread suggestion but I'm gonna hold it in.
Nope that makes it sound like a wee. You know what I mean!
Now I just want to know! Will you be able to hold that thread title in for 20 pages? *Waterfalls/gushing taps/rainfall*You've got a lovely space there @Montrachet
I want to make a thread suggestion but I'm gonna hold it in.
Nope that makes it sound like a wee. You know what I mean!
FGS she's such an idiot. Why would they be in the skip. (also what does her height have to do with it, in the first tweet?)
She’s always the Last Word Lady.
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