Jack Monroe #95 The only poverty she works to eradicate is her own
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I’m going to be a star someday...
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Bet if some Frau looks hard enough through her photos we will see that “lost” book on one of her 8 billion Cotswolds. You just know she has that on hand to show her girlfriends/anyone who will listen to prove her devotion to her son and what an all round talent she is 
Probably took it to the GrouchoBet if some Frau looks hard enough through her photos we will see that “lost” book on one of her 8 billion Cotswolds. You just know she has that on hand to show her girlfriends/anyone who will listen to prove her devotion to her son and what an all round talent she is
'Like a lizard'...
Who was it that noticed how Jack picks up words and phrases then uses them incessantly? She was talking about people calling her lizard eyes a few days ago...and also happened to compare her son's eyes to a lizard a decade ago? hmmmmm
I for one can't wait for Jack Monroe, angsty teen poet.
A girl called Jack
My soul is black
Stick it to the man
My dad's poor, he drives a van
A girl called Jack
My soul is black
Stick it to the man
My dad's poor, he drives a van
I used to draw a cock and balls on the board before the teacher arrived.. Tom of Finland I am not.
ETA.. I was taught by Nuns.. This never ended well for me.
You say potato
I say potarto
Actually no I don’t cos
I’m from the ghetto
I say potarto
Actually no I don’t cos
I’m from the ghetto
I'm just going to leave this here
jack, picking a tune out on the ol joanna
I thought that she said in an earlier article that she didn't let him in the kitchen?
All these twitter conversations are inane as she is. It’s like exchanging pleasantries at the supermarket or school gate. She says something pointless and everybody either tells her she’s great or offers a pointless similar anecdote.
‘My child slices cucumber’
‘oh I cut my finger once’
‘Me too’
‘You must be so proud’
Why isn’t she bored of this?
‘My child slices cucumber’
‘oh I cut my finger once’
‘Me too’
‘You must be so proud’
Why isn’t she bored of this?
Everything I had on while I watched that has now been thrown in the wash.
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"Chicken Style Stock" fills me with dread.
What, like something you found in the bin?!
To be fair, she probably sounds like a brass band for several hours after greedily hoofing a bucket of her slop.Putting to musicshe can't play any bleeping instruments!! This triggers me
How much soft cheese did she have to use up? I thought she batched cooked lasagne with it? It’s the never ending loaf of cheap soft white bread all over again!
In the case of the 'clueless Nana' I knew that worked in a charity shop in an affluent area full of other affluent Nanas and Grandpas, what she did was say 'Oh, I'll take that tatty old thing out of the way with the others I've put in that box out back. Fiver OK?' and then make about £400 every fortnight at the car boot. Final nail in that coffin was when she mentioned a neighbour had died and the house was being cleared - then in the next breath, that she'd volunteered to do an extra day 'to help out when the stuff comes in' so she could get first pickings.And, unlike Jack and her followers, they are familiar with Google and will use that/ebay listings to come up with a price. The days of well-intentioned but clueless nanas pricing luxury goods at £1 are largely over
Also I have never made a lasagneso I don’t understand the tweet about freezing raw lasagne sheets? She sounds like she means freezing them on their own (not in a cooked/part cooked lasagne) but dried pasta lasts for yonks so why is it necessary to freeze it at all... ?
Shouldn't ever mistake somebody who was a teenager in the 1960s for an innocent idiot.
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