Jack Monroe #92 Reverse Robin Hood, grifts from the poor to give to herself

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Satisfying Click

Scarletfever said:
I think we should start taking bets on

1. What time the tweets shitting on Stacy Dooley and Richard Bacon's new show get deleted at; and

2. What "excuse" will be wheeled out for said tweets.
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1. The same amount of time it takes her to ruin a perfectly innocent cabbage

2. "I was just joking. God, some people just can't take A JOKE. It's how we have fun with one another, this is what you do in the industry when you are as cool and important as us!"
 
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Sideboard Bob

SoulRebel said:
But Jack has inside info on the Queen's honours system don't you know, she knew all about Marcus Rashford's MBE well in advance.
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she sure did <did ye aye gif> I bet that self-appointed “little weirdo” already knows thread 93’s title.
 
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Shesaidwhat?

Scarletfever said:
I think we should start taking bets on

1. What time the tweets shitting on Stacy Dooley and Richard Bacon's new show get deleted at; and

2. What "excuse" will be wheeled out for said tweets.
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Can I put a tenner on she ran out of shredded radish and needed to vent to friends?
 
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HockyRorror

I have basically all but given up on these threads now They are too fast for me. But I always read every recap and I am APPALLED at #2. I’m going to back and read through the comments regarding it. I would say I am shocked but I’m actually not
 
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Scarletfever

It was a joke guys! A joke! Richard? Stacey? You guys knew I was being sarcastic, right? Right?

"Tweets aren't loading right now"
 
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Walnutss

I always felt a bit sorry for Richard bacon he got completely cancelled and blacklisted for taking coke, which I dont doubt is rife in this industry. Seems like nothing nowadays compared to what makes the daily fail tab. Tho if hes paly with jack cancel him all over again
 
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kachoochoo

TurnedUpInTipp said:
Either Nigella describes them like that or Allegra.
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aye, I'm pretty sure nigella does. in fact, I noticed earlier that there was a line in the mushroom soup recipe that referred to "the work of a moment" which is a classic nigellaism
 
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MarmiteExtract

Thanks Poca! I got about 20 pages into the last thread before this new one was made. How do they move so fast? I trust you’ve included anything of relevance in your recap, so I shan’t go back and bother with the rest of it!

Next time, to liven things up and make you really work for that extra Vlad dolla, might I suggest you do it all in rhyming couplets?
 
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Shesaidwhat?

Nottonightbabe said:
She tried to excuse it by saying she was referring to the dress, as she'd taken it off now, so the dress is past, not Viv. WTF
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Haha I remember, she’ll never make a celeb luvvie if she’s going to refer to them as if they’re deceased.
 
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Lanie

Lol, what a twerp. I hope he ghosts her now.
 
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SoulRebel

Is he a mate of Jack's? Nothing would surprise me tbh.
 
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Emmapism

Satisfying Click said:
2. "I was just joking. God, some people just can't take A JOKE. It's how we have fun with one another, this is what you do in the industry when you are as cool and important as us!"
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Reader, it isn't.

I can't imagine how hurt my friends would be if I posted about any of their shows and basically said 'look at this shit'

What larks!

Fuck off.

I'd never work again and I'd lose a bunch of mates. JM isn't worried about that of course because a) she's got no friends and b) nobody is hiring you love. You're a desperation hire at best. Who has asked you back? Ever had any repeat business from a TV company you've worked with? Multiple series of anything?

https://giphy.com/celuaOLksXkeVSF2H2
 
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