Jack Monroe #91 POOR (ISH)

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Fruitjack

Fruitjack

Harrybosch said:
Top tip from Harry regarding kale.

If you or your family don't like it, don't eat it. Any other dark leafy greens and cabbages are just as healthy.

If you do like kale, here's an easy recipe.

Wash kale and remove the hard stalks and chop up the leaves.
Heat up a bit of olive oil in a pan, add the kale. Fry on a low heat for ten minutes. For the last 3 minutes add two finely minced cloves of garlic.

If the kale sticks to the pan, add a little water.

When the kale has softened and wilted, take it off the heat. Add salt, pepper and another glug of good olive oil.

Toast some sourdough. Spread kale on top. Eat.

Cheap, Tuscan recipe. Delicious and nutritious. I've had it topped with cannelini beans too, to make it more substantial.
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I think you meant FAT cloves of garlic.

I also add a sprinkle of chilli flakes to this.
 
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Veronicaaa

Veronicaaa

Christ, imagine recording yourself while you're on the phone to someone then transcribing the "really good tit you say" for posterity. What on earth. She really fancies herself something rotten doesn't she?

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colouredlines

colouredlines

The garlic thing is just so tedious, it's like those dickheads who post memes about bacon the whole time. I love garlic. I don't love huge quantities of it in every dish, because it (er, rather famously) has a strong flavour, and it can easily overwhelm other ingredients. I mean, I know she's just shitposting as usual, but she is so terrible at food.
 
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Silver Linings

Silver Linings

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‘Welfare checks’, faux apologies for things that turn out to be stupid......she is a prize tit today.
 
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Montrachet

Montrachet

Scarletfever said:
"The mental equivalent of pulling a fat berg out of a sink"

"Freely word vomit"

THIS PERSON CLAIMS TO BE A FOOD WRITER FFS

Also, how's the book draft coming on?

Also, also, can't stop laughing at her advice to "actively rest" - dinosaur naps all round!
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Not sure which one is more apposite.

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Into_the_tunnel

Into_the_tunnel

SoulRebel said:
She's as jealous af.
At least Stacey isn't encouraging panic buying, scamming benefit claimants or sucking up to the Tory party's rhetoric about poor people's fecklessness.
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Agree. I’d like to see her present the range of programmes Stacey does. She might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but she does have a good thing going at the moment.
 
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Themaninblack said:
They're all still on her Insta, under IGTV (though episode 5 was "lost in uploading" and had to be recreated the following day). Prepare yourself before viewing!
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Omg, could only bear to watch 5 mins and fast forwarded most of it...she's a car crash on TV and that cake she made was BOWFING ....she hadn't even stirred it properly and added far too much baking powder
My dear old master baker grandfather will be turning in his grave!
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Emmapism

Emmapism

I'm no fan of Stacey Dooley but Jack openly mocking this show whilst also being the creator of such 'hits' as DEPRESSIPES and SUPPERNANNY.......hilarious.
 
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ChickenPorridge

ChickenPorridge

Aww the Be Kind crew are supporting her salty tweet. This comment looks like it's straight from a JM Tattle thread : )
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Jumpstart

Jumpstart

Themaninblack said:
They're all still on her Insta, under IGTV (though episode 5 was "lost in uploading" and had to be recreated the following day). Prepare yourself before viewing!
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Oh I’ve never seen these. I don’t have instagram so don’t think there’s anyway to watch them.
 
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